{"id":4968,"date":"2017-03-15T20:55:38","date_gmt":"2017-03-15T17:55:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=4968"},"modified":"2017-03-16T20:17:03","modified_gmt":"2017-03-16T17:17:03","slug":"spatii-culturale-25-ramnic-amour","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=4968","title":{"rendered":"Spa\u0163ii culturale nr. 25 &#8211; R\u00e2mnic, mon amour!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/image-12-e1485538078727.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/image-12-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4796 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/image-12-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4796\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\nPe centru, \u00een fa\u0163a unei brut\u0103rii, dormiteaz\u0103 vreo zece c\u00e2ini. De felul lor, sunt pa\u015fnici, l\u0103\u0163o\u015fi, murdari \u015fi probabil plini de purici, dar cu cip galben-l\u0103m\u00e2ie la ureche. Nu-i enerveaz\u0103 dec\u00e2t ma\u015finile aduse de-afar\u0103, cu geamuri fumurii \u015fi manele \u00een boxe. Le simt de departe \u015fi se ridic\u0103 l\u0103tr\u00e2nd de parc\u0103 le-ar fi pus\u0103 via\u0163a \u00een joc. Alearg\u0103 ce alearg\u0103 dup\u0103 ele, p\u00e2n\u0103 ce, birui\u0163i de t\u0103ria cauciucurilor, se \u00eentorc resemna\u0163i la u\u015fa brut\u0103riei.<br \/>\nE toamn\u0103, cad frunze duium, e fo\u015fnet, e somn, cum ar zice poetul. \u00ce\u0163i cumperi doi covrigi de cincizeci de bani, mai mult ca s\u0103-\u0163i \u00eenc\u0103lze\u015fti m\u00e2inile. Sunt pu\u0163in acri \u015fi-\u0163i aduc aminte de f\u0103ina \u00eencins\u0103 din fostele alimentare ale dinastiei Ceau, dar, abia sco\u015fi din cuptor, au miros de s\u0103rb\u0103toare \u015fi te duc cu g\u00e2ndul la casa bunicilor. Ascul\u0163i muzica din boxele stradale, transmis\u0103 de un post local de radio: dulceag\u0103 \u015fi monoton\u0103, neap\u0103rat \u00een limba englez\u0103, nu deranjeaz\u0103 pe nimeni. Oricum, \u00ee\u0163i este imposibil s\u0103 identifici c\u00e2nt\u0103re\u0163ul ori s\u0103 ascul\u0163i o pies\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la cap\u0103t. Drumul spre \u015fcoal\u0103 e plin de surprize: ba apare de dup\u0103 col\u0163 o Dacie-papuc pe care s-au lipit postere electorale \u015fi din boxele c\u0103reia e\u015fti mitraliat cu \u00eendemnuri de a merge la vot \u015fi de a-l sus\u0163ine musai pe X\/Y\/Z care va face&#8230; \u015fi va drege&#8230;etc., ba te \u00eent\u00e2lne\u015fti cu vreo cuno\u015ftin\u0163\u0103 dornic\u0103 s\u0103-\u0163i explice de ce era mai bine pe vremuri, ba te opre\u015fte un pensionar care \u015fi-a uitat ochelarii acas\u0103 \u015fi nu poate citi singur ce \u201era\u0163et\u0103\u201d i-a prescris \u201ela compencsate\u201d domnu doctor, ba trebuie s\u0103 ocole\u015fti cu spaim\u0103 civic\u0103 vreun grup compact de pirande \u00een deplasare spre pia\u0163\u0103, la tradi\u0163ionala v\u00e2n\u0103toare de fraieri.<br \/>\nSuspini, \u00eentorci capul \u00een alt\u0103 parte, te faci c\u0103 nu auzi obscenit\u0103\u0163ile \u015fi nu sim\u0163i duhoarea care-\u0163i mut\u0103 nasul: mama Ioropa ne cere s\u0103 fim corec\u0163i politic. Political corectness, un fel de bacterie care se dezvolt\u0103 pe noua limb\u0103 de lemn a ONG-urilor \u015fi a altor organe \u015fi organisme cu sclifoseli umanitariste pe bani publici. \u00ce\u0163i aminte\u015fti ce-ai p\u0103\u0163it c\u00e2nd l-ai l\u0103sat repetent pe elevul Had\u00e2r: \u201eDescremenare, f\u0103, las`c\u0103 \u015ftiu io c\u0103-l treceai, dac\u0103 nu era \u0163igan!\u201d- \u015f.a.m.d. De fapt, pe Had\u00e2r l-ai l\u0103sat repetent fiindc\u0103 nu \u0163i-a venit la or\u0103 dec\u00e2t o dat\u0103, \u00een ultima s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 de \u015fcoal\u0103 a semestrului doi: o huidum\u0103 agresiv\u0103, ne\u00eencadrabil\u0103 \u00een limita de v\u00e2rst\u0103 admis\u0103 pentru clasa a noua. La examenul de corigen\u0163\u0103 \u0163i-a r\u00e2s \u00een nas: \u201eNu \u015ftiu s\u0103 scriu. S\u0103 scrie \u0103\u015ftia!\u201d.<br \/>\nMiro\u015fi covrigii, care, \u00eentre timp, s-au r\u0103cit. Dai s\u0103-i arunci \u00eentr-un co\u015f de gunoi, c\u00e2nd observi privirea tem\u0103toare, jenat\u0103 \u015fi umil\u0103 a unui b\u0103tr\u00e2n. \u0162i-e ru\u015fine, dar \u00eel \u00eentrebi: \u201e\u00eei vre\u0163i?\u201d. Se lumineaz\u0103 la fa\u0163\u0103: \u201eBogdaproste. N-am m\u00e2ncat de dou\u0103 zile. Mi-au luat \u015fi sufletul din mine\u201d. \u00ce\u0163i aminte\u015fti c\u0103 mai ai c\u00e2\u0163iva lei \u00een portofel (m\u00e2ine-poim\u00e2ine poate primi\u0163i \u015fi voi salariile); \u00eei \u00eende\u015fi \u00een m\u00e2na b\u0103tr\u00e2nului (nu, nu e \u201erom\u201d, nu-i boschetar, nici nu pare genul care s\u0103 cer\u015feasc\u0103 pentru b\u0103utur\u0103) \u015fi fugi, fiindc\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i vine s\u0103 pl\u00e2ngi.<br \/>\n\u00cen schimb, \u00een parcarea pentru taxiuri din fa\u0163a pie\u0163ei e veselie mare. Doi tineri cu pene \u00eenfipte peste tot \u0163op\u0103ie pe ritmuri inca\u015fe, f\u0103c\u00e2nd reclam\u0103 la, normal, noul magazin de delicatese sut\u0103 la sut\u0103 naturale, gustoase, scumpe \u015fi s\u0103n\u0103toase: \u201ePene\u015f Curcanul\u201d. E cerc mare \u00een jurul lor, dar apuci s\u0103 recuno\u015fti, din fug\u0103, vreo duzin\u0103 de fe\u0163e: elevi de la liceul t\u0103u, pe care, \u00een mod sigur, n-ai s\u0103-i g\u0103se\u015fti \u00een b\u0103nci la or\u0103.<br \/>\n\u00ce\u0163i aminte\u015fti c\u0103 e\u015fti de serviciu pe \u015fcoal\u0103, c\u0103 ai un milion de sarcini \u015fi o r\u0103spundere c\u00e2t Casa Poporului, dar te decizi, brusc, s\u0103 pui \u00eentre paranteze ceea ce te oblig\u0103 s\u0103 faci, \u00een acest sens, directoarea ta. E \u015fi ea om, ce dac\u0103-i inginer\u0103 \u015fi ia de bune toate abera\u0163iile auzite la multiplele perfec\u0163ion\u0103ri, colocvii, solilocvii ori schimburi de experien\u0163\u0103 pe unde se tot duce, ca s\u0103 \u00eenve\u0163e managementul, implementarea trendu` \u015fi brandu`. S\u0103 \u00eenve\u0163e, c\u0103-i t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103, \u015fi are timp s\u0103 priceap\u0103 cum e s\u0103 devii profesor \u015fi s\u0103 supravie\u0163uie\u015fti devenirii.<br \/>\nSf\u00e2r\u015fit de toamn\u0103, moncher, s-a redeschis sezonul la sinucideri&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pe centru, \u00een fa\u0163a unei brut\u0103rii, dormiteaz\u0103 vreo zece c\u00e2ini. De felul lor, sunt pa\u015fnici, l\u0103\u0163o\u015fi, murdari \u015fi probabil plini<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":18,"featured_media":4796,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[314,7],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4968"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/18"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4968"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4968\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4969,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4968\/revisions\/4969"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4796"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4968"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4968"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4968"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}