{"id":4941,"date":"2017-03-09T00:21:42","date_gmt":"2017-03-08T21:21:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=4941"},"modified":"2017-03-09T22:15:19","modified_gmt":"2017-03-09T19:15:19","slug":"spatii-culturale-24-ramnic-amour","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=4941","title":{"rendered":"Spa\u021bii culturale nr. 24 &#8211; R\u00e2mnic, mon amour!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/image-12-e1485538078727.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/image-12-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4796 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/image-12-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4796\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n    O preumblare prin R\u00e2mnic, dup\u0103 l\u0103sarea nop\u0163ii, te str\u0103mut\u0103 rapid din iluzia c\u0103 locuie\u015fti \u00een provincie, \u00eentr-un or\u0103\u015fel pa\u015fnic \u015fi pr\u0103fuit de la marginea B\u0103r\u0103ganului. Neon, reclame luminoase (\u201eNora-lux \u2013 pl\u0103cere \u00eenghe\u0163at\u0103\u201d, \u201eLa visul imagina\u0163iei, magazin second-hand\u201d \u015f.a.m.d), lumea de pe lume pe str\u0103zi, c\u00e2ini, claxoane, scr\u00e2\u015fnete, \u00eenjur\u0103turi, strig\u0103te, pocnete (confec\u0163ionate artizanal sau \u015fterpelite din stocul de Cr\u0103ciun, pocnitorile sunt o realitate a fiec\u0103rui sezon), fluier\u0103turi, hohote, toate pe un fundal de manea dulceag\u0103, dedicat\u0103 fra\u0163ilor care \u015ftiu ce-nseamn\u0103 s\u0103 ai du\u015fmani.<br \/>\n    \u00cen zona monden\u0103 BRD se aud vaietele lui Adi Minune: \u201eNiciodat\u0103 nu se poate\/ S\u0103 nu ai du\u015fmani mul\u0163i, frate\/ Doar din cauza la femei \/C\u0103 cheltuie mii de lei\u201d, \u00een timp ce, peste drum, pe treptele de marmur\u0103 ale unei farmacii, forma\u0163ia \u201eGeneric\u201d hibrideaz\u0103 maneaua cu hora de la B\u0103l\u0103ceanu: \u201eM\u0103 vorbesc du\u015fmanii mei\/ C\u0103 sparg miile de lei\/ Ce le pas\u0103 la du\u015fmani\/ Ce fac io cu-at\u00e2\u0163ia bani?\u201d. Mai expresiv, mai plin pe sine \u015fi cu capsa deja s\u0103rit\u0103, un alt manelist-minune tun\u0103 \u015fi fulger\u0103: \u201eCe moare du\u015fmanii mei\/ C\u0103 am faim\u0103 la femei\u201d, \u00een vreme ce o duzin\u0103 de muco\u015fi, al c\u0103ror loc ar fi trebuit s\u0103 fie de mult \u00een cortul p\u0103rintesc, fr\u0103m\u00e2nt\u0103 nisipul r\u0103mas de la implementarea pavelelor \u00een trotuar. Domni\u015foare cu fuste multicolor plisate \u00ee\u015fi sticlesc aurul din cozi, gur\u0103 \u015fi urechi \u015fi, trec\u00e2nd ca n\u0103lucile prin fumul de trabuc cu iz de mititei \u015fi bere, par \u00eentruchiparea suspinelor de dor emise pe frecven\u0163\u0103 \u00eenalt\u0103 de alt copil minune al manelisticii de bordel: \u201eMai d\u0103-mi un s\u0103rut\/ C\u0103-mi place a\u015fa mult\/ De-acuma po\u0163i pleca\/ Cu inimioara mea\u201d (scuza\u0163i cacofonia!).<br \/>\n     Zarv\u0103 mare \u00een fa\u0163a unui sediu de partid: se sparg semin\u0163e, se bea bere, se ascult\u0103 cu ochii ie\u015fi\u0163i din orbite forma\u0163ia \u201eBeton\u201d: \u201eB\u0103sescu e juc\u0103tor\/ Dar e-aproape de popor\/ Un singur lucru conteaz\u0103\/ C\u0103 poporu&#8217; \u00eel voteaz\u0103\/ E maneaua cea mai tare\/ C\u00e2nd te duci la \u00eenchisoare\u201d. Unghiile negre \u015fi rupte \u00eenfloresc melancolic din \u015flapii care-au str\u0103b\u0103tut \u015fi plajele de la Nisa, \u015fi teritoriile mitice ale Afroditei, \u015fi bazarul turcesc, \u00een vreme ce greierii din c\u0103lc\u00e2ie \u00eencearc\u0103 timid s\u0103 \u0163\u00e2r\u00e2ie \u00een ritmul maneliza\u0163ilor portocalii.<br \/>\n    Singurul loc mai lini\u015ftit din ora\u015f e \u00een fa\u0163a libr\u0103riei \u201eOlimp\u201d. Acolo nu st\u0103 nimeni, nu sunt coji de semin\u0163e, nici cutii goale de bere \u015fi Redbull, nici mucuri de \u0163ig\u0103ri, iar m\u0103tur\u0103torul de strad\u0103 poveste\u015fte, cui vrea s\u0103-l asculte, c\u0103 n-a str\u00e2ns niciodat\u0103 de pe trepte prezervative \u015fi seringi folosite. S\u0103 fie de vin\u0103 c\u00e2inii \u00eencol\u0103ci\u0163i pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 pompele de la benzin\u0103ria din dreapta, cum te ui\u0163i spre centru? S\u0103 fie de vin\u0103 vitrina \u00eenc\u0103rcat\u0103 cu ultimele apari\u0163ii de la \u201ePolirom\u201d, \u201eHumanitas\u201d \u015fi \u201eParalela 45\u201d? S\u0103 fie de vin\u0103 amintirea \u00eensp\u0103im\u00e2nt\u0103toare a listelor cu lecturi suplimentare de pe vremea frecvent\u0103rii sporadice a cursului primar\/ gimnazial? Nu se \u015ftie. Cert este c\u0103 apropierea unei libr\u0103rii \u00eensp\u0103im\u00e2nt\u0103, intimideaz\u0103 sau, pur \u015fi simplu, omoar\u0103 microbul suburban.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O preumblare prin R\u00e2mnic, dup\u0103 l\u0103sarea nop\u0163ii, te str\u0103mut\u0103 rapid din iluzia c\u0103 locuie\u015fti \u00een provincie, \u00eentr-un or\u0103\u015fel pa\u015fnic \u015fi<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":18,"featured_media":4796,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[314,7],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4941"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/18"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4941"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4941\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4942,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4941\/revisions\/4942"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4796"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4941"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4941"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4941"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}