{"id":4920,"date":"2017-03-01T20:11:26","date_gmt":"2017-03-01T17:11:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=4920"},"modified":"2017-03-01T20:12:15","modified_gmt":"2017-03-01T17:12:15","slug":"spatii-culturale-23-ramnic-amour","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=4920","title":{"rendered":"Spa\u021bii culturale nr. 23 &#8211; R\u00e2mnic, mon amour!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/image-12-e1485538078727.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/image-12-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4796 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/image-12-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4796\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n     Vecinul meu cre\u015ftea un porc. M\u0103 rog, gospodar serios, convins c\u0103, potrivit democra\u0163iei noastre, \u00een curtea lui, omul poate face ce vrea. Ce ne intereseaz\u0103 pe noi cum se distreaz\u0103 r\u00e2mniceanul? C\u0103ci consoarta vecinului, \u00een anumite momente mai bl\u00e2nd\u0103, moale \u015fi pufoas\u0103 dec\u00e2t coana Efimi\u0163a, a\u015fa crede \u015fi a\u015fa zice: \u201ese distreaz\u0103 \u015fi el, s\u0103racul [vecinul, nu porcul, n.m], \u00ee\u015fi mai ocup\u0103 timpul, c\u0103 de c\u00e2nd a ie\u015fit la pensie&#8230;\u201d.<br \/>\n     N-ar fi mare lucru c\u0103 un cet\u0103\u0163ean din urbe a g\u0103sit cu cale s\u0103-\u015fi aleag\u0103, drept animal de companie, un porc. \u00cen definitiv, porcii sunt animale inteligente, simpatice \u015fi, din multe puncte de vedere, seam\u0103n\u0103 perfect cu omul, care-l place mai ales sub form\u0103 de caltabo\u015fi, c\u00e2rna\u0163i ori fleici la gr\u0103tar. E, prin urmare, mai productiv s\u0103 cre\u015fti un porc dec\u00e2t s\u0103 cre\u015fti un c\u00e2ine sau o pisic\u0103, chit c\u0103 munce\u015fti mai mult pentru p\u0103strarea igienei \u015fi asigurarea por\u0163iei zilnice de l\u0103turi, gr\u0103un\u0163e \u015fi resturi menajere. R\u00e2mnicul, situat cumva \u00eentre sat \u015fi ora\u015f, permite amestecul de tradi\u0163ii, orgolii \u015fi mentalit\u0103\u0163i rurale cu fi\u0163ele, ifosele \u015fi obiceiurile de mahala, astfel c\u0103, dup\u0103 modelul oferit de \u00eens\u0103\u015fi capitala patriei, unde miori\u0163ele se adap\u0103 cu manele \u00een casa sc\u0103rilor, la bloc, \u015fi \u00een provincie, economia de pia\u0163\u0103 \u015fi dreptul la comportament dezinhibat a determinat proliferarea de cu\u015fti, cote\u0163e \u015fi colivii pe tot cuprinsul cur\u0163ilor \u015fi, mai ales, la gardul dintre vecini.<br \/>\n     Cum spuneam, vecinul meu cre\u015ftea un porc. Om bisericos, cu frica lui Dumnezeu, la prima or\u0103 (6,30, mai precis) d\u0103dea drumul la nu \u015ftiu ce \u00eenregistrare de c\u00e2ntece religioase, ca s\u0103-\u015fi preg\u0103teasc\u0103 intrarea \u00een noua zi. Repertoriul centrat pe bl\u00e2ndul P\u0103stor \u015fi oile sale masca zgomotele matinale, trezea din somn roiul de mu\u015fte \u015fi f\u0103cea oarecum suportabil mirosul greu de b\u0103legar. \u00cenarmat\u0103 cu Killtox, insecticid cu aerosoli \u00eempotriva zbur\u0103toarelor dornice de aventuri mortale \u00een buc\u0103t\u0103ria mea, timp de dou\u0103 luni am avut parte de acela\u015fi ritual: \u00eendat\u0103 ce c\u00e2ntecul dat la maxim ajungea la strofa \u201eO oaie ce picase jos\/ A ridicat-o El frumos\/ \u015ei-a dus-o-n bra\u0163e iubitor\/ Bl\u00e2ndul P\u0103stor, bl\u00e2ndul P\u0103stor\u201d, bl\u00e2ndul vecin, \u00eenarmat probabil cu o joard\u0103, intra \u00een cote\u0163ul porcului. Om \u015fi animal \u00eenfrunt\u00e2ndu-se, \u00een acordurile grave ale unui c\u00e2ntec vechi. Om \u015fi animal prob\u00e2ndu-\u015fi rezisten\u0163a. \u00centrecere \u00eentre glasuri \u2013 \u015fi ce bine se armonizeaz\u0103 psalmul cu \u00eenjur\u0103tura \u015fi cu groh\u0103itul \u00eensp\u0103im\u00e2ntat al unui animal b\u0103tut f\u0103r\u0103 mil\u0103!<br \/>\n     O mentalitate de tip rural ne \u00eempiedic\u0103 s\u0103 judec\u0103m ceea ce face omul \u00een curtea lui. Vrea s\u0103-\u015fi educe porcul? Treaba lui! Vrea s\u0103-l omoare? Iar\u0103\u015fi treaba lui. Suntem departe de Occident, unde se consider\u0103 infrac\u0163iune cel mai mic neajuns provocat vecinilor. La noi, dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103 reclami un abuz la adresa unui om sau a unui animal, ai de trecut prin ni\u015fte \u00eenc\u00e2lcite \u015fi obositoare tertipuri birocratice, din care ie\u015fi at\u00e2t de plictisit \u015fi de sc\u00e2rbit, \u00eenc\u00e2t ajungi s\u0103 consideri o nimica toat\u0103 neregula\/nepl\u0103cerea pe care ai avut proasta inspira\u0163ie s-o reclami. Cum tot p\u0103\u0163itu-i priceput, ne-am \u00eenv\u0103\u0163at s\u0103 ne \u0163inem gura, s\u0103 ne astup\u0103m urechile \u015fi nasul \u015fi s\u0103 privim \u00een alt\u0103 parte, conform principiului mafiot: cine-i orb, surd \u015fi tace, poate s\u0103 tr\u0103iasc\u0103-n pace.<br \/>\n     Prin urmare, vecinul meu cre\u015ftea un porc \u015fi l-am l\u0103sat s\u0103-l creasc\u0103. \u00cel b\u0103tea gospod\u0103re\u015fte de dou\u0103 ori pe zi, fiindc\u0103 b\u0103taia e rupt\u0103 din rai. Presupun c\u0103 a reu\u015fit s\u0103-l educe, fiindc\u0103, \u00een ultimele trei zile, n-am mai auzit nimic, nici un gui\u0163at, nici o \u00eenjur\u0103tur\u0103. Dac\u0103 n-ar fi fost mirosul \u015fi roiul mare, negru \u015fi ur\u00e2t de mu\u015fte, a\u015f fi zis c\u0103 s-a terminat calvarul, c\u0103 bietul animal a luat-o \u015font\u00e2c-\u015font\u00e2c, spre raiul animalelor, la \u00eent\u00e2lnirea \u00eenfiorat\u0103 cu bl\u00e2ndul P\u0103stor al st\u0103p\u00e2nului. Evident, m-am \u00een\u015felat: s\u0103tul p\u00e2n\u0103 peste cap de un hobby care-l sleia de puteri, vecinul meu a g\u0103sit ni\u015fte clien\u0163i dornici s\u0103 cumpere un porc. Prezentarea f\u0103cut\u0103 animalului m-a impresionat: \u201eE a\u015fa de juc\u0103u\u015f! Nici nu-mi vine s\u0103 m\u0103 despart de el! Acum e speriat, c\u0103 nu v\u0103 cunoa\u015fte, dar s\u0103-l vede\u0163i cum vine la mine \u015fi se uit\u0103-n ochii mei&#8230; ca un om!\u201d.<br \/>\n     Vecinul meu cre\u015ftea un porc. Slav\u0103 Domnului, l-a dat altora s\u0103-l creasc\u0103. Sper c\u0103 nu tot a\u015fa.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vecinul meu cre\u015ftea un porc. M\u0103 rog, gospodar serios, convins c\u0103, potrivit democra\u0163iei noastre, \u00een curtea lui, omul poate face<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":18,"featured_media":4796,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[314,7],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4920"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/18"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4920"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4920\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4921,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4920\/revisions\/4921"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4796"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4920"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4920"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4920"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}