{"id":4527,"date":"2016-11-30T20:07:58","date_gmt":"2016-11-30T17:07:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=4527"},"modified":"2016-11-30T20:07:58","modified_gmt":"2016-11-30T17:07:58","slug":"urmele-facebook-ului-bandaje","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=4527","title":{"rendered":"Pe urmele&#8230; Facebook-ului &#8211; Bandaje"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/image-27.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/image-27-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"image\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4528 lazyload\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/image-27-300x300.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/image-27-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/image-27-160x160.jpeg 160w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/image-27-320x320.jpeg 320w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/image-27.jpeg 350w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/image-27-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"image\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4528\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/image-27-300x300.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/image-27-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/image-27-160x160.jpeg 160w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/image-27-320x320.jpeg 320w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/image-27.jpeg 350w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n    De\u021binerea aplica\u021biilor Messenger \u0219i Facebook pe orice mijloc computerizat (a se vedea \u0219i forma fran\u021buzeasc\u0103 ,,ordinator&#8221;) este echivalent\u0103 cu conexiunea la internet.<br \/>\n    Oricum, telefon, tablet\u0103, chiar \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 plata unui abonament de date este un punct \u00een mi\u0219care pentru orice satelit de comunica\u021bii. Dar nu acesta era baiul \u0103l mare, ci micile procesiuni de prostie \u00eentinse pe un r\u00e2nd sau dou\u0103, \u00eenso\u021bite de adep\u021bi pe m\u0103sur\u0103. \u0218i dac\u0103 n-ar exista cel pu\u021bin Google&#8230;. Ne\u0219tiin\u021ba nu mai este un motiv de ru\u0219inare, de plecat capul, apelabilitatea la miliardele de miliarde de pagini web, cu minima r\u0103bdare a prinderii undelor din zbor, te face geniu din fa\u0219\u0103. Muzicant fiind, abia dac\u0103 m\u0103 pot \u00eencumeta s\u0103 enum\u0103r c\u00e2teva nume dintre zecile de mii ale tagmei ap\u0103rute dup\u0103 bura de libertate de-acu&#8217; un sfert de veac \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 o m\u00e2n\u0103, dou\u0103 dinainte de&#8230;. Romeo Barbu, un prieten cules cu bun\u0103voin\u021b\u0103 \u00eentre cei&#8230;, \u00ee\u0219i r\u00e2de de o biat\u0103 \u021big\u0103ncu\u0219\u0103 coco\u021bat\u0103 \u00een turnul cu ceas al vedetismului, fix\u00e2ndu-i un portret din c\u00e2teva linii, determin\u00e2nd c\u00e2\u021biva cunoscu\u021bi s\u0103 eticheteze neavenit clejanca, doar \u00een acest caz. Isoler-band este, dup\u0103 desp\u0103r\u021birea silabic\u0103, o trup\u0103, contrar testului de inteligen\u021b\u0103 propus de amic, a\u0219a cum avem Camioane \u00een Mul\u021bime \u0219i alte n\u0103zb\u00e2tii de denumiri ale celor ce-\u0219i doresc fulminantul parcurs \u0219i recunoa\u0219terea oficial\u0103 a existen\u021bei pe scena muzical\u0103 na\u021bional\u0103, cel pu\u021bin c\u00e2t cunoscutul taraf.<br \/>\n    Dar nu to\u021bi mai au preten\u021bii de vedet\u0103. Chestia asta s-a consumat demult, ambi\u021bia implantat\u0103 \u00een clasa muncitoare \u0219i urma\u0219ii ei a pierit c\u00e2nd primului \u021b\u00e2nc, la primul sc\u00e2ncet i s-a propus primul dintre lucrurile cele mai scumpe \u00een schimbul t\u0103cerii. Doar pro\u0219tii \u0219i ne\u0219tiutorii s\u0103 se mai vrea la televizie, crez\u00e2nd c\u0103 sticla este salvarea lor. \u0218i unii b\u0103tr\u00e2nei gust\u00e2nd aceea\u0219i iluzie. De boala asta am suferit \u0219i eu, \u00eens\u0103 con\u0219tient, fiindc\u0103 m\u0103 mai v\u0103zusem mi\u0219c\u00e2nd pe micul ecran \u0219i nu prinsesem aromele din mica celebritate local\u0103 cu adev\u0103rat, sper\u00e2nd c\u0103 m\u0103 voi umple de satisfac\u021bie, iar lumea \u00eemi va da ocol cu admira\u021bie, dar am avut ocazia, nesperat\u0103, s\u0103 m\u0103 reanalizez la s\u00e2nge \u0219i s\u0103 constat c\u0103 cepele degerate sunt mai ar\u0103toase \u0219i mai de soi ca mine. Astfel, visul meu de pream\u0103rire s-a transformat \u00eentr-o b\u0103taie \u00een retragere subtil\u0103&#8230;. M\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc la fiii tuturor celor ce-au dep\u0103\u0219it barierele salariului mediu \u0219i-au devenit peste noapte, nu datorit\u0103 vreunei inginerii financiare curate, \u00een sensul mot a mot a expresiei, posesorii unor valori materiale nelimitate, beneficiarii unor avantaje nesperate. C\u00e2nd te g\u0103se\u0219ti \u00eentr-o astfel de situa\u021bie roz de la trezire p\u00e2n\u0103 la culcare n-ai nicio piedic\u0103, nicio nemul\u021bumire, iar voile \u00ee\u021bi sunt toate \u00eemplinite. Mai to\u021bi \u00eel \u0219tiu pe Victor Socaciu drept folk-ist, a\u0219a cum l-am cunoscut \u0219i eu, \u00eentr-o legislatur\u0103 trecut\u0103 parlamentar \u0219i bine\u00een\u021beles p\u0103rinte. Mul\u021bi s-au mirat cum de s-a cuplat cu Alm\u0103\u0219anca \u0219i cred pe undeva c\u0103 la mijloc au stat ceva interese. Poate de imagine, aceea\u0219i care a f\u0103cut din foarte multe ,,vedete&#8221; victime ale blaz\u0103rii, ale disper\u0103rii \u0219i la foarte pu\u021bine ale suicidului, pentru c\u0103  domn Victor, \u0219tiam din sursele bursei de zvonuri din culisele teatrului Ion Creang\u0103, de\u021binea o serie de mori ce-i m\u0103cinau cu folos. Acum m\u0103 mir \u0219i eu cum de s-a legat pentru a patra oar\u0103 la cap cu o fost\u0103 de preot, nu cu calit\u0103\u021bi fizice ce va s\u0103 st\u0103rneasc\u0103 un b\u0103rbat la 62 de ani, mai ales un consul la Montreal \u0219i cu at\u00e2tea obliga\u021bii p\u0103rinte\u0219ti: o pensie alimentar\u0103 nepl\u0103tit\u0103 vreo doi ani. Dar nici coana proteas\u0103 nu este vreo u\u0219\u0103 de biseric\u0103, la r\u00e2ndu-i p\u0103r\u0103sind cuibul duhovnicesc \u0219i doi pui de dumnezeu, cel mic av\u00e2nd v\u00e2rsta apropierii de cartea de identitate. Curioas\u0103 este \u0219tirea de la care am pornit \u0219i am ajuns la cel cu care \u00een dou\u0103 r\u00e2nduri am avut un tet a tet privat despre parcursul grupului For\u021bele de Munc\u0103: ,,\u00cen loc s\u0103-i dea bani, Victor Socaciu i-a \u00eemprumutat fiului s\u0103u abonamentul de revolu\u0163ionar! Vezi ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat dup\u0103 ce a fost prins de controlori&#8221;. Ceea ce nu cred. Mi-e c\u0103 odrasla, \u00eemboldit\u0103 de Marina, a extras din lucrurile tat\u0103lui ce i-a picat mai repede \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103.<br \/>\n    De aceea, tuturor sup\u0103ra\u021bilor pe so\u021bii, foste, actuale sau viitoare, le recomand g\u0103selni\u021ba, probabil occidental\u0103, de azi: \u00eenscrierea la Olimpiada de b\u0103tut neveste. C\u0103 deh, b\u0103taia e cobor\u00e2t\u0103 din rai \u0219i nu stric\u0103 niciodat\u0103, cic\u0103 revigoreaz\u0103 mariajul!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>De\u021binerea aplica\u021biilor Messenger \u0219i Facebook pe orice mijloc computerizat (a se vedea \u0219i forma fran\u021buzeasc\u0103 ,,ordinator&#8221;) este echivalent\u0103 cu conexiunea<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":4528,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[2,312],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4527"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4527"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4527\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4529,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4527\/revisions\/4529"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4528"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4527"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4527"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4527"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}