{"id":4490,"date":"2016-11-22T23:01:25","date_gmt":"2016-11-22T20:01:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=4490"},"modified":"2016-11-22T23:01:25","modified_gmt":"2016-11-22T20:01:25","slug":"urmele-facebook-ului-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=4490","title":{"rendered":"Pe urmele Facebook\u2013ului &#8211; This is the end"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/image-21-e1479844749842.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/image-21-300x220.jpeg\" alt=\"image\" width=\"300\" height=\"220\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4491 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/220;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/image-21-300x220.jpeg\" alt=\"image\" width=\"300\" height=\"220\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4491\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n    Flancat din toate p\u0103r\u021bile de grijuliii neamului meu \u00eemi vine s\u0103-mi ies din \u021b\u00e2\u021b\u00e2ni, s\u0103 pocnesc a\u0219a din balamale, s\u0103-mi curg\u0103 spumantul ulei pe la \u00eencheieturi&#8230;.<br \/>\n    C\u00e2t crede\u021bi c\u0103 o s\u0103 mai rezist la expansiunile voastre ideatice, apocaliptice, p\u0103c\u0103toase \u0219i pline de neru\u0219inare? Ie\u0219isem din cas\u0103, cum rar am mai f\u0103cut-o \u00een ultima vreme, nu din cauza unui izola\u021bionism tratabil cu halat alb de S\u0103poca, la subra\u021b cu partenera de c\u00e2ntec claviaturat\u0103 \u00een vederile pu\u0219tilor, dac\u0103 po\u021bi numi o matahal\u0103 de 130 de kilograme cu p\u0103r lung \u0219i colegii astfel, ce \u00ee\u0219i servesc pauz\u0103 de pauz\u0103 obi\u0219nuitele otr\u0103vuri aromate pe cale aerogen\u0103. M\u0103 v\u0103d imediat \u00een centrul aten\u021biei, \u0219i mie nu-mi place, acompaniat \u00een v\u00e2nt de n\u0103miloi \u0219i-i citesc pe buze c\u00e2teva vorbe. I-a\u0219 fi strigat de pe trotuarul opus: \u00een loc de \u021big\u0103ri \u0219i mimat execu\u021bii digitale mai bine te-ai apuca a\u0219a, de moft, de un pian sau o chitar\u0103, cum f\u0103ceam eu odinioar\u0103. Dar bag de seam\u0103 c\u0103 e mai u\u0219or s\u0103 frunz\u0103re\u0219ti foaia de tutun m\u0103run\u021bit\u0103 \u00eentre maxilare, dec\u00e2t s\u0103 g\u0103se\u0219ti acele filozofii pe care le \u00eencercau pedant \u00eenainta\u0219ii, din fumurile de alt\u0103dat\u0103 n-au r\u0103mas dec\u00e2t secre\u021biile bucale \u021b\u00e2\u0219nite pe trotuar printre incisivi.<br \/>\n     Vede\u021bi c-am avut odinioar\u0103 dreptate, c\u00e2nd ceream un jude\u021b pentru \u021bigani? Na, s-a g\u0103sit unul care s\u0103 vrea s\u0103 ne numim valahi, ca s\u0103-\u0219i p\u0103streze el intact numele de rrom. Zice c\u0103 are el acte ce atest\u0103 denumirea na\u021biei din care se trage. E\u0219arfatul nostru, Ciprian Necula, are aceast\u0103 rezolvare simpl\u0103 \u0219i u\u0219or de pus \u00een practic\u0103 \u0219i m\u0103 mir c\u0103 n-a venit \u0219i cu ideea de a ne expulza teritorial, nu are preten\u021bii, recunoa\u0219te c\u0103 n-au avut niciodat\u0103 o \u021bar\u0103. \u0218i-atunci, cum ai domnule tupeul, oaspete fiind, s\u0103 schimbi dumneata popoarele la denumire dup\u0103 ureche, c\u0103 tot vorbisei de rock c\u00e2ntat de concet\u0103\u021benii t\u0103i \u00een interviul acordat lui Alexandru C\u0103uti\u0219? Spui c\u0103 rom\u00e2nii, pardon, valahii v-au \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat s\u0103 nunti\u021bi \u00een strad\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 v\u0103 c\u0103s\u0103tori\u021bi pe la zece-doiprezece ani? Care nunt\u0103, fr\u0103\u021bioare antropolog, c\u0103 \u021b\u0103ranul era vai de mama lui, dac\u0103 ajungea la biseric\u0103 s\u0103-i pun\u0103 tinicheaua pe cap, da s\u0103 mai fac\u0103 osp\u0103\u021b cu oare sacrificate \u0219i butii cu vin? A, vorbe\u0219ti desigur despre chermeza din anii comunismului \u0219i dup\u0103, c\u00e2nd acela\u0219i s\u0103rman, neav\u00e2nd parale ca s\u0103 pl\u0103teasc\u0103 chirie la prim\u0103rie pentru c\u0103minul cultural, ridica doi pari, punea un celofan sau vreo foaie de cort ,,completat\u0103&#8221; din remizele armatei \u0219i-\u0219i cre\u0219tina odrasla cuprins\u0103 de c\u0103lduri. Iar asta cu oache\u0219ele c\u0103s\u0103torite dinainte de a le da&#8230;, tocmai ca s\u0103 le fereasc\u0103 de mendrele boierilor \u0219i invita\u021bilor, este chiar o realitate m\u0103sluit\u0103. Bine c\u0103 mi-am amintit \u00eenc\u0103 una, domnule Ciprian, care \u021bi-a sc\u0103pat. Cic\u0103 \u0103l mai bun buc\u0103tar era tot dintr-o etnie cu tine, se poveste\u0219te undeva, c\u0103 mai bune m\u00e2nc\u0103ruri nu f\u0103cea fir de m\u00e2n\u0103 albicioas\u0103. Doar c\u0103 n-am re\u021binut numele. Nici eu nu-s frumos, nici pe de-a-ntregul alb, da&#8217; nici c\u0103 m-a\u0219 \u00eencurca cu una neagr\u0103, oric\u00e2t de pline i-ar fi formele, oric\u00e2\u021bi feromoni ar elibera nu m-a\u0219 putea lipi de o astfel de ,,frumuse\u021be&#8221; \u0219i a\u021bi remarcat desigur c\u0103 etalonul femeii model nu include mai mult de o infim\u0103 parte, procent sub miimile lui zero, dintre fiicele desc\u0103leca\u021bilor triburilor indiene. Gogori\u021ba cu atentarea la virginitatea roabelor nu se sus\u021bine ca generalizare \u0219i nici nu constituie motiv de scuze pentru un act de impietate la adresa purit\u0103\u021bii trupului de copil. P\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103 o anomalie, c\u0103s\u0103toria \u00eenseamn\u0103 un angajament bilateral, apoi unul fa\u021b\u0103 de dumnezeu \u0219i \u00een cele din urm\u0103 fa\u021b\u0103 de societate. Ce discern\u0103m\u00e2nt \u0219i ce autodeterminare au doi \u021b\u00e2nci? \u00cel mai auzeam \u0219i pe Iohannis, a\u0219a \u00een fug\u0103, cu ceva legat de Constitu\u021bie \u0219i hot\u0103r\u00e2rea noastr\u0103 de a reevalua termenul familie.<br \/>\n   Suferim de oligofrenism, de \u00eentunecare de minte p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00eentr-acolo unde planeta va sta \u00een bezn\u0103 15 zile, iarna va fi cea mai grea din ultimii 100 de ani \u0219i scoar\u021ba terestr\u0103 se va cutremura timp de alte opt zile. M\u0103 duc s\u0103-mi fac o cruce.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Flancat din toate p\u0103r\u021bile de grijuliii neamului meu \u00eemi vine s\u0103-mi ies din \u021b\u00e2\u021b\u00e2ni, s\u0103 pocnesc a\u0219a din balamale, s\u0103-mi<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":4491,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[2,312],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4490"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4490"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4490\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4492,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4490\/revisions\/4492"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4491"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4490"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4490"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4490"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}