{"id":4401,"date":"2016-10-29T21:22:18","date_gmt":"2016-10-29T18:22:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=4401"},"modified":"2016-10-29T21:22:18","modified_gmt":"2016-10-29T18:22:18","slug":"urmele-facebook-ului-melidoneanu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=4401","title":{"rendered":"Pe urmele&#8230; Facebook-ului &#8211; Melidoneanu"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/image-22-e1477765093586.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/image-22-300x208.jpeg\" alt=\"image\" width=\"300\" height=\"208\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4402 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/208;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/image-22-300x208.jpeg\" alt=\"image\" width=\"300\" height=\"208\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4402\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n    \u0218tiin\u021ba \u0219i credulitatea \u0219i-au dat \u00eentr-un final m\u00e2na, barierele au fost dep\u0103\u0219ite. Dou\u0103 ve\u0219ti au avut menirea s\u0103 demonstreze cu elocin\u021b\u0103 o tain\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 nep\u0103truns\u0103: secretul piramidelor.<br \/>\n    Cine \u0219i-ar fi \u00eenchipuit c\u0103 planul Domnului excede \u0219i transcede cadrele informa\u021bionale, leg\u00e2ndu-le at\u00e2t de firesc \u0219i u\u0219or peste timp \u0219i spa\u021biu? Ce n-au spus doamnele noastre din ,,degringolada&#8221; din urm\u0103, ne servesc al\u021bii cu o siguran\u021b\u0103 greu de comb\u0103tut f\u0103r\u0103 o preg\u0103tire temeinic\u0103. De parc\u0103 atemporalul a avut o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 de glorie. \u00cen cur\u00e2nd manualele vor consemna dacismul \u00een vintrele piramidelor egiptene, declar\u00e2nd-o pe Cleopatra str\u0103moa\u0219\u0103 comun\u0103. Utopic\u0103? Dup\u0103 spusele celor de la Timesnewroman nu. Vin cu citate sigure (?) de ast\u0103 dat\u0103, cu depozi\u021bia unei figuri marcante (!) , nu ca \u00een alt caz, r\u0103sturn\u00e2nd astfel teoriile despre energii \u0219i extratere\u0219tri (?!). Ca \u0219i Eliade, am c\u00e2teva propozi\u021bii ale lui plutind prin cap amestecate, autorul porne\u0219te din start cu un precept gre\u0219it (o alt\u0103 glum\u0103), cel al credin\u021bei de o v\u00e2rst\u0103 cu protoistoria, de aici multe construc\u021bii logice eronate, paroxiste, inductive, vinovate pentru tot fondul traiului omenirii ulterior, c\u0103ci nu c\u0103ut\u0103torii de certitudini din ultimii dou\u0103 sute de ani au contribuit la o perpetuare artificial\u0103 a acestor idei, ci precursorii lor, acei f\u0103uritori de pove\u0219ti \u00eenfrico\u0219\u0103toare, paralizante, cu iz de p\u00e2nd\u0103 a mor\u021bii la fiecare pas. Eu sunt serios \u0219i ziarul pune mumiile pe post de moa\u0219te, profanatorii \u0219i jefuitorii de morminte \u00eei aduce \u00een piele pasmogit\u0103 de bab\u0103 de Bac\u0103u (fiecare cu moldoveanca sau egipteanca lui), iar specialistul \u00eel recruteaz\u0103 de la gura popoarelor dimprejurul lui Kheops. C\u00e2t pe ce s\u0103 fiu p\u0103c\u0103lit, Fattoush Hummus este o combina\u021bie culinar\u0103 de linte \u0219i n\u0103ut pasate \u0219i o salat\u0103 de ro\u0219ii, castrave\u021bi, un soi de frunze de flori de piatr\u0103, ment\u0103, lipie buc\u0103\u021belit\u0103, ceap\u0103 \u0219i alte ciud\u0103\u021benii de plante aferente climei de\u0219ertice.<br \/>\n    Din Egipt \u0219i l\u00e2ng\u0103 el, un alt cineva \u0219i-a pus \u00een g\u00e2nd s\u0103 pun\u0103 sacra pisic\u0103, \u0219ireata, barometru \u0219i izvor de s\u0103n\u0103tate pentru orice c\u0103min. M\u0103 v\u0103d deja telepurtat \u00eentr-o pelicul\u0103 cu Jack Lemmon, atins de vraja neast\u00e2mp\u0103ratei feline, miorl\u0103ind incantan\u021bii str\u0103vechi, transform\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 din agnostic \u00een credinciosul cel mai vehement \u00een ale&#8230;. Ce repulsie a pupatului, nu de oase m\u0103cinate de vremurile moa\u0219telor, recenzat de doamna Carmen Alexa, bab\u0103 cu bab\u0103, nu bab\u0103 la&#8230;, ma\u021be \u00eentoarse v\u0103z\u00e2nd bot \u00een gur\u0103, m\u00e2\u021b\u0103 cu octogenar\u0103 \u00een fotografia stindard despre curabilitatea miauneasc\u0103. Se pare c\u0103, \u0219i este f\u0103r\u0103 echivoc concluzia studiului pe proprietarii de bl\u0103noase, cotoiul-ecograf-tratament se aplic\u0103 de bun\u0103 voie pe partea bolnav\u0103, scaneaz\u0103, introduce datele \u00een memorie \u0219i pre\u021b de c\u00e2t i-a ie\u0219it pe diagram\u0103, se a\u0219eaz\u0103 \u0219i d\u0103 drumul aparatului de vibro-masaj \u00een frecven\u021be joase, 20-50 hz, f\u0103r\u0103 pericolul iradierii. C\u00e2nd te p\u0103r\u0103se\u0219te, \u0219edin\u021ba a luat sf\u00e2r\u0219it, iar terapeutul \u00ee\u0219i vede mai departe de umbletul pe labele cu perni\u021be dup\u0103 o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 prelungit\u0103 a br\u00e2nzei. Aten\u021bie! Nu for\u021ba\u021bi animalul s\u0103 ocupe f\u0103r\u0103 de vrere zonele afectate.<br \/>\n     Magie pur\u0103. Am totu\u0219i o \u00eengrijorare. Suferin\u021bele mele cele mai frecvente se leag\u0103 de aparatul respirator \u0219i fonator. Cum fac s\u0103 m\u0103 \u0219i vindec totodat\u0103, s\u0103 respir \u0219i s\u0103 nu m\u0103 \u00eenec cu vreun r\u0103t\u0103cit smoc de p\u0103r?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u0218tiin\u021ba \u0219i credulitatea \u0219i-au dat \u00eentr-un final m\u00e2na, barierele au fost dep\u0103\u0219ite. Dou\u0103 ve\u0219ti au avut menirea s\u0103 demonstreze cu<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":4402,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[2,312],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4401"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4401"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4401\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4403,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4401\/revisions\/4403"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4402"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4401"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4401"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4401"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}