{"id":4391,"date":"2016-10-26T09:26:02","date_gmt":"2016-10-26T06:26:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=4391"},"modified":"2016-10-26T09:26:02","modified_gmt":"2016-10-26T06:26:02","slug":"urmele-facebook-ului-ileana-scofalceana","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=4391","title":{"rendered":"Pe urmele&#8230; Facebook-ului &#8211; Ileana Scof\u00e2lceana"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/image-20.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/image-20-300x195.jpeg\" alt=\"image\" width=\"300\" height=\"195\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4392 lazyload\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/image-20-300x195.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/image-20-768x500.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/image-20.jpeg 795w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/195;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/image-20-300x195.jpeg\" alt=\"image\" width=\"300\" height=\"195\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4392\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/image-20-300x195.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/image-20-768x500.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/image-20.jpeg 795w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n    Acolo unde asfaltul se termin\u0103 \u00eencep ogoarele, iar dup\u0103 ele praful uli\u021belor se t\u0103v\u0103le\u0219te \u00een tin\u0103 concur\u00e2nd cei c\u00e2\u021biva godaci sc\u0103pa\u021bi ori l\u0103sa\u021bi \u00eenadins spre a se mai cur\u0103\u021ba dup\u0103 metode naturiste de rap\u0103n. \u0218i gui\u021b\u0103. La treizeci de pa\u0219i de mine, parc\u0103 de marmur\u0103 neagr\u0103, pare c\u0103 st\u0103, dar \u00eenainteaz\u0103 totu\u0219i, o bab\u0103 ce d\u0103 r\u0103ilor c\u00e2rdul de g\u00e2\u0219te ce-i s\u00e2s\u00e2ie prin fustele tuci. \u00cemi vine s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentorc din drum, \u0219i de frica lebedelor populare, \u0219i de ocara \u021ba\u021bei. Am mai p\u0103\u021bit r\u00e2ndul trecut c\u00e2nd m-a pus mama la rat\u0103 cu un co\u0219ule\u021b de rafie ca s\u0103-i aduc dovlecei, m\u0103rar \u0219i p\u0103trunjel de la str\u0103bunica. O luasem pe la biseric\u0103. F\u0103ceam st\u00e2nga dup\u0103 ea \u0219i imediat, la o sut\u0103 de pa\u0219i, cu nasul \u00een f\u00e2nt\u00e2na cu cump\u0103n\u0103 de pe vale, o luam la dreapta \u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103 aproape de cap\u0103t o \u021bineam drept, doar c\u0103 un g\u00e2scan m-a sim\u021bit \u0219i s-a n\u0103pustit asupra mea. P\u00e2n\u0103 nu m-a v\u0103zut jos \u0219i cu lacrimi, z\u0103u c\u0103 nu s-a l\u0103sat. T\u0103v\u0103lit, speriat, m-a pus necuratu&#8217; s\u0103 nu dau bun\u0103 ziua m\u0103tu\u0219ii Ileana. M-a boscorodit, a v\u00e2nturat b\u0103tul coc\u00e2rjat \u00een m\u00e2na noduroas\u0103 \u0219i din neobr\u0103zat \u0219i vinitic de la t\u00e2rg nu m-a scos. Din spaima aceea m-am ales cu o bucat\u0103 de cositor turnat\u0103 deasupra capului&#8230;.<br \/>\n    Ceasta este o mic\u0103 \u0219i ne\u00eensemnat\u0103 relatare fictiv\u0103 despre care orice str\u0103in de vatra satului v\u0103 poate confirma c\u0103 a p\u0103\u021bit-o cel pu\u021bin o dat\u0103, cu excep\u021bia celor ce n-au s\u0103dit niciodat\u0103 o urm\u0103-amprent\u0103 \u00een noroiul-plastilin\u0103, din abunden\u021b\u0103 dup\u0103 fiecare ploaie, al c\u0103tunelor rom\u00e2ne\u0219ti. Am pentru dumneavostr\u0103 dou\u0103 absolvente ale facult\u0103\u021bii Al. I. Cuza din Ia\u0219i, specializ\u0103ri diferite, ce au g\u0103sit parc\u0103 telepatic acela\u0219i subiect de blog, la diferen\u021b\u0103 mic\u0103 de timp \u0219i acelea\u0219i personaje arondate reflec\u021biei-povestire. Biseric\u0103 \u0219i mame-mari. Mo\u0219i \u0219i copii \u00een mic\u00e2 parte. Am\u00e2ndou\u0103, concluzionez mai \u00eent\u00e2i, au c\u0103utat s\u0103 le scoat\u0103 basma curat\u0103, tocmai fiindc\u0103 \u00eentr-o zi se va g\u0103si cineva s\u0103 le spun\u0103 \u0219i lor Babe. O scuz\u0103 pentru anii ce vor veni.<br \/>\n   \u00centr-o comunitate de genul celor unde vaca \u0219tie drumul c\u0103tre cas\u0103 sunt trei variante sociale de distrac\u021bie: \u0219an\u021bul, canapeaua de la poart\u0103 \u0219i slujba de la biseric\u0103. \u0218i nici vorb\u0103 de colocviu, doamn\u0103 Carmen C\u0103t\u0103lina Alexa. Nici m\u0103car popa nu dep\u0103\u0219e\u0219te scriptele spre a se deda la preten\u021bioase spiciuri dup\u0103 citirea scripturilor de Duminic\u0103 sau s\u0103rb\u0103tori. Abia dac\u0103 reu\u0219e\u0219te s\u0103 conving\u0103 dou\u0103 baragladine s\u0103-i calce parohia, risc\u00e2nd \u0219i a\u0219a s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 ele din pricina programului obligatoriu, strict, ce te pune-n genunchi \u0219i te \u00eeneac\u0103 de t\u0103m\u00e2ie \u0219i sfar de lum\u00e2nare. \u00cen\u021bepenite, bietele pleac\u0103 agale acas\u0103 pentru, slav\u0103 medicinei, o revigorare cu Carmol. N-are importan\u021b\u0103 calea de tratament, pe gur\u0103 sau aplicat pe \u0219ale, picioare \u0219i o \u021b\u00e2r\u0103 pe m\u00e2ini, efectul este aproape acela\u0219i: amor\u021be\u0219te a\u0219a, de-o p\u0103rere. C\u0103 st\u00e2lpi de societate, dup\u0103 afirma\u021biile Doinei Filipescu, c\u0103 lumea \u00eens\u0103\u0219i, co\u021bofanele b\u0103tr\u00e2ne mai trag \u0219i la m\u0103sea, mai ales de c\u00e2nd doftorul le-a recomandat t\u0103ria pentru punerea s\u00e2ngelui \u00een mi\u0219care \u0219i din cuv\u00e2ntul lui, de c\u00e2tva timp, n-a mai ie\u0219it niciuna. Dac\u0103 sunt de acord cu rolul de sprijin pentru odrasle, dar \u0219i aici cu rezerve, nu pot \u00eencuviin\u021ba ipoteza c\u0103 pe spinarea lor coco\u0219at\u0103 de ani s-au construit fabricile, spitalele, \u0219colile&#8230;. Oric\u00e2t de b\u0103rb\u0103teasc\u0103 le-ar fi fost hot\u0103r\u00e2rea, dup\u0103 jum\u0103tate din efortul unui exemplar nu foarte reu\u0219it din categoria ,,om&#8221;, \u00een tinere\u021be, \u00een putere, ar fi clacat imediat. Revin la rezerve. H\u00e2rcile astea umbl\u0103toare pe la man\u0103stiri \u0219i moa\u0219te, personajele doamnei Doina, o meta-medicinist\u0103 cu un  CV ce debordeaz\u0103, spre lauda de sine, de licen\u021be, culmea, numai prin facult\u0103\u021bi str\u0103ine \u0219i doar una rom\u00e2neasc\u0103, la drept vorbind n-am \u00een\u021beles de ce, or fi cele n\u0103scute prin r\u0103zboi sau imediat dup\u0103, or fi gustat s\u0103r\u0103cia lucie, dar deodat\u0103 cu ea, cu siguran\u021b\u0103, au asistat la facerile modernismului. Ini\u021biativa le-a apar\u021binut, radioul televizorul, frigiderul, dormeza, \u0219ifonierul, masa \u0219i scaunele pentru zilele onomastice, botezuri \u0219i nun\u021bi, trusourile \u0219i toate nimicurile de str\u00e2nsur\u0103 n-ar fi z\u0103cut \u00een camera din fa\u021b\u0103 dac\u0103 n-ar fi fost campioane la cic\u0103lit \u0219i cheltuit leafa lor \u0219i mai mult a so\u021bilor, prin urmare palmele trudite de sap\u0103 nu mai sunt un barometru cotidian, dac\u0103 nu \u0219tie autoarea, dup\u0103 &#8217;90, coada forezei pentru des\u021belenit glia str\u0103mo\u0219easc\u0103 a fost apanajul pro\u0219tilor satului \u0219i \u021biganilor spoitori, \u00eembia\u021bi cu niscai sute chioare, un lucru\u0219or vestimentar pentru puradei, \u021big\u0103ri pentru o zi \u0219i alcool de slab\u0103 calitate ca s\u0103 nu simt\u0103 efortul dobitocesc. Acesta este adev\u0103rul despre satul actual, \u021b\u0103ranul sadea, al lui Creang\u0103, a r\u0103mas doar acel am\u0103r\u00e2t care nu s-a putut desprinde de ob\u00e2r\u0219ia precar\u0103, dar \u0219i el este pe cale de dispari\u021bie.<br \/>\n    Ca s\u0103 ajungi la bun\u0103 dep\u0103rtare de cas\u0103 doar pentru un salut \u0219i o atingere divin\u0103, \u00ee\u021bi trebuiesc mijloace materiale deosebite. De la R\u00e2mnic, c\u0103tre orice col\u021b cu veleit\u0103\u021bi miraculoase, sunt c\u00e2teva sute bune de kilometri, un drum spre capital\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi salt\u0103 bini\u0219or vechiul milion din buzunar \u0219i ceva pe deasupra, excursie ori \u00eembarcare \u00een propria nav\u0103 necesit\u0103 o serie de ,,vame&#8221; unde la\u0219i b\u0103nu\u021bi destui: mas\u0103, cazare, taxe, lum\u00e2n\u0103ri, agheazm\u0103, vin de \u00eemp\u0103rt\u0103\u0219anie&#8230;. Alea de \u00eei trec Doinei prin fa\u021ba casei de 17 ani \u00eencoace sunt ceva mai avute \u0219i au dat ciorilor g\u0103in\u0103riile, r\u0103\u021b\u0103riile, \u00eempu\u021bitul de r\u00e2tan din b\u0103t\u0103tur\u0103, vaca, p\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i boului de b\u0103rbat i-au f\u0103cut v\u00e2nt de c\u00e2nd v\u0103zur\u0103 matracucile europene la streci, adida\u0219i \u0219i bluze cu \u021b\u00e2\u021bele la vedere. Broboadele, gecile de piele neagr\u0103, pantoful de cinci-zece milioane, lum\u00e2n\u0103rile groase ca pe degetul mare, ochelarii de firm\u0103 \u0219i desuurile&#8230; sunt recuzit\u0103 de spectacol, unul la care fiecare interpreteaz\u0103 magistral rolul oaselor decalcinate, bubelor suflete\u0219ti \u0219i traumatismele interne multiple. Mersul \u00een patru labe &#8211; doar o dovad\u0103 pentru proastele satului c\u0103 le-au luat-o \u00eenainte la poarta raiului. Dar eu nu cred c\u0103 o femeie la locul ei ar l\u0103sa treburile balt\u0103 \u0219i-ar pleca dup\u0103 capul altora ca o curc\u0103 bleag\u0103 pentru o racl\u0103 c\u00e2nd pensia ii este insuficient\u0103 \u0219i be\u021bivul de so\u021b&#8230;, e doar un fason al timpurilor \u00een care religia a devenit un trend, o cochet\u0103rie a pensionarelor de a se etala cu talent \u00een casa mor\u021bii, fiindc\u0103 practic asta \u0219i este biserica, spa\u021biul de teleportare c\u0103tre Dumnezeu.<br \/>\n    Despre o altfel de procesiune aduce vorba Carmen Alexa, una la mormintele ce \u00eenconjoar\u0103 l\u0103ca\u0219ul de \u00eenchinare, obiceiului pup\u0103rii \u00een v\u0103zul icoanelor \u0219i sfin\u021bilor de perete \u0219i ,,r\u00e2sul tineresc&#8221; al babelor ei. De aceea\u0219i stare m-am \u00eenc\u0103rcat ca \u0219i ea, dezgust, dar la ideea c\u0103 cineva poate pune egal \u00eentre dou\u0103 buze pline de via\u021b\u0103, g\u00e2nguritoare \u0219i o gur\u0103 otr\u0103vit\u0103 de at\u00e2ta via\u021b\u0103. Dac\u0103 Filipeasca m-a ,,surprins&#8221; cu stilul maximal de epitetizare, o meteahn\u0103 ce exceleaz\u0103 \u0219i \u00een privin\u021ba autobiografierii, Alexoaia are mai mult de o alipire literar\u0103 nefireasc\u0103, una chiar&#8230;. Mai bine v\u0103 dau citatul: ,,Pe masa de la intrare stau a\u0219ezate farfuriile cu gogo\u0219i, biscui\u021bi \u0219i pl\u0103cinte care se \u00eempart la sf\u00e2r\u0219itul slujbei \u0219i al c\u0103ror miros, amestecat cu cel de t\u0103m\u00e2ie \u0219i de lum\u00e2n\u0103ri, e o marc\u0103 \u00eenregistrat\u0103 a locului \u0219i induce o stare indescriptibil\u0103 de confort uterin.&#8221;<br \/>\n    Conform cu acestea, unele scriitoare aspirante chiar ar merita s\u0103 se renasc\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Acolo unde asfaltul se termin\u0103 \u00eencep ogoarele, iar dup\u0103 ele praful uli\u021belor se t\u0103v\u0103le\u0219te \u00een tin\u0103 concur\u00e2nd cei c\u00e2\u021biva godaci<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":4392,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[2,312],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4391"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4391"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4391\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4393,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4391\/revisions\/4393"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4392"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4391"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4391"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4391"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}