{"id":4312,"date":"2016-10-13T08:46:04","date_gmt":"2016-10-13T05:46:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=4312"},"modified":"2016-10-13T10:26:14","modified_gmt":"2016-10-13T07:26:14","slug":"urmele-facebook-ului","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=4312","title":{"rendered":"Pe urmele&#8230; Facebook-ului &#8211; No, bei?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/image-6.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-4313 aligncenter lazyload\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/image-6-300x200.jpeg\" alt=\"image\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/image-6-300x200.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/image-6.jpeg 600w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/200;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-4313 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/image-6-300x200.jpeg\" alt=\"image\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/image-6-300x200.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/image-6.jpeg 600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\nLa schimbarea de paradigm\u0103 lucrurile pot ar\u0103ta diferit, prin autoingerare orice titlu are \u0219anse s\u0103 devin\u0103 un rom\u00e2nism de sorginte ardeleneasc\u0103.<br \/>\nFapt cubic din nesf\u00e2r\u0219itele arboriz\u0103ri autumnale, scufundate \u00een ancor\u0103rile din deltele cocorilor lui F\u0103nu\u0219. Mesajul urm\u0103tor \u00eencepe cu ,,\u0219tia\u021bi c\u0103&#8230;?&#8221;, pricinuit nu de num\u0103rul impresionant de ale\u0219i ai soartei r\u0103murelelor cu mult\u0103 carte, 376 oameni \u0219i prepuneri la gr\u0103mad\u0103, ci de trei nefire\u0219ti indivizi, plus unul deja sortit virtu\u021bilor supreme. Cine le d\u0103 totu\u0219i dreptul, celor ce triaz\u0103 dinamica cerebral\u0103, s\u0103 pun\u0103 \u00een cuiburile celeste pupeze \u0219i co\u021bofene, cine dicteaz\u0103 ce trebuie \u0219i cine are c\u0103derea \u0219i \u00een numele cui? Voi cui a\u021bi oferi aceast\u0103 demnitate mondial\u0103 fixat\u0103 \u00een inten\u021bia prim\u0103 a binevoitorului nobil Nobel? Dac\u0103 ar fi s\u0103 bifa\u021bi doar unul dintre Angela, Francisc \u0219i Tramp, nu-i a\u0219a c\u0103 a\u021bi pune \u0219tampila pe C\u0103rt\u0103rescu?<br \/>\nV\u0103 servesc cu ceva, o gust\u0103ric\u0103 sau o t\u0103rie? Ceremoniile sunt pline de fast, de rigoare, de lini\u0219te morm\u00e2ntal\u0103 \u0219i apoi un ropot de aplauze, o \u0219ampanie, poate \u0219i ceva bun pentru \u00eembl\u00e2nzit eno\u021bii difgestivi. Numele S\u00e2nzianei Busuioc, o nenominalizat\u0103 pentru panteoanele hq-urilor ariene, nu spune nimic. Un anonim c\u0103l\u0103tor printre tehnicile apocrife, un simplu mesager al pictogramelor \u00een-Nobel-atului pentru medicin\u0103 al curentului an, apropo, scurtat de revolu\u021bia rapidizat\u0103 la dou\u0103 treimi din c\u00e2t era p\u00e2n\u0103 acum, o fi, n-o fi a\u0219a, Yoshinori Ohsumi. \u00cen c\u00e2teva ap\u0103s\u0103ri de creion, cele 8 milioane de coroane s-au dus pe apa Japoniei, dimpreun\u0103 cu o descoperire ce a debutat \u00een clasele primare ale p\u0103rin\u021bilor mei \u0219i a g\u0103sit certitudini abia c\u00e2nd m-am mai copt \u0219i eu ni\u021bel, acum o piruet\u0103 complet\u0103 \u00een jurul exploziilor solare. Aspectele sunt clare, descoperirea gardienilor celulari erau o certitudine de mult timp, nu era nevoie de drojdie pentru a \u00een\u021belege c\u0103 organismul are un sistem imunitar sofisticat.<br \/>\n\u0218i cel ce a \u00eencuviin\u021bat dumnezeirea intrinsec\u0103, prietenul meu, F\u0103nel \u0219i semnatara acestui ,,provocator&#8221; articol ce mi-a incitat sec\u021biunile neurale, au venit cu o concluzie ce nu reiese nicicum din con\u021binut, afirma\u021biile anteparagrafelor \u0219i finalul se bat cap \u00een cap, niponul, necitat, ar spune cam a\u0219a: ,,Muta\u0163iile genelor autofage pot s\u0103 provoace diverse afec\u0163iuni, iar procesul autofagic este implicat \u00een mai multe boli, precum cancerul \u015fi maladiile neurologice.&#8221;. Priceperea mea de furnic\u0103 literalo-fag\u0103 nu s-a sfiit s\u0103 trateze corect fraza, \u00eenc\u00e2t mi-am zis c\u0103 propunerea \u0219i premiul au fost acordate gre\u0219it pentru o alt\u0103 categorie, Ohsumi a descoperit \u00een fapt un sinuciga\u0219: corpul uman. Nu un profet, nu un salvator, teorema S\u00e2nzienei neav\u00e2nd nicio veridicitate, teza postirii \u0219i cur\u0103\u021b\u0103rii corporale prin \u00eenfometare fiind o gogom\u0103nie. Da\u021bi-i tubului digestiv nimic \u0219i-o s\u0103 vede\u021bi atunci autofagie.<br \/>\nSucces cercet\u0103torului, sper s\u0103 reduc\u0103 pe viitor criminalitatea intrinsec\u0103, a\u0219a cum un alt premiant se spune c\u0103 ar fi f\u0103cut-o cu de\u021bin\u0103torul fiec\u0103rui set de celule, \u00eempleticit \u00een structurile papilelor gustative columbiene, c\u0103lare pe un cal alb, cu o sabie de \u00eenving\u0103tor peste cartierele \u0219i cartelurile culeg\u0103torilor laurilor de c\u00e2nep\u0103. Santos, aduc\u0103torul de pace, \u00eempotriva inamicului num\u0103rul unu: \u00eens\u0103\u0219i majoritatea restr\u00e2ns\u0103 a aleg\u0103torilor ce au votat \u00eempotriva lini\u0219tirii apelor la referendum. Comitetul Nobel norvegian trebuie s\u0103 fi fost tembel c\u00e2nd a dat comunicatul de pres\u0103: ,,Premiul ar trebui ca de asemenea s\u0103 fie considerat drept un omagiu adus poporului columbian care, \u00een pofida greut\u0103\u0163ilor \u015fi abuzurilor, nu \u015fi-a pierdut speran\u0163a \u00eentr-o pace just\u0103, dar \u015fi tuturor celor care au contribuit la procesul de pace.&#8221;. Omagiu? De ce nu gloria unei distinc\u021bii oferite na\u021biunii? De ce unui pre\u0219edinte \u0219i nu unui popor? De ce unui nume propriu, unui muritor?<br \/>\nNu \u0219tiu cine propune, nu \u0219tiu cine decide. Nu \u0219tiu de ce unui conduc\u0103tor neam\u021b, polonez sau american i-ar mai trebui tichie de m\u0103rg\u0103ritar.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La schimbarea de paradigm\u0103 lucrurile pot ar\u0103ta diferit, prin autoingerare orice titlu are \u0219anse s\u0103 devin\u0103 un rom\u00e2nism de sorginte<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":4313,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[2,312],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4312"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4312"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4312\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4318,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4312\/revisions\/4318"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4313"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4312"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4312"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4312"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}