{"id":4291,"date":"2016-10-10T08:26:37","date_gmt":"2016-10-10T05:26:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=4291"},"modified":"2016-10-11T00:33:03","modified_gmt":"2016-10-10T21:33:03","slug":"urmele-facebook-ului-ject","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=4291","title":{"rendered":"Pe urmele&#8230; Facebook-ului &#8211; Ob&#8230;ject"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/F\u0103r\u0103-titlu-745x1024-1.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4296 aligncenter lazyload\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/F\u0103r\u0103-titlu-745x1024-1.jpg\" alt=\"fara-titlu-745x1024\" width=\"745\" height=\"598\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/F\u0103r\u0103-titlu-745x1024-1.jpg 745w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/F\u0103r\u0103-titlu-745x1024-1-300x241.jpg 300w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 745px) 100vw, 745px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 745px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 745\/598;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4296 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/F\u0103r\u0103-titlu-745x1024-1.jpg\" alt=\"fara-titlu-745x1024\" width=\"745\" height=\"598\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/F\u0103r\u0103-titlu-745x1024-1.jpg 745w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/F\u0103r\u0103-titlu-745x1024-1-300x241.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 745px) 100vw, 745px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Mi-a stat p\u00e2n\u0103-n buricul limbii s\u0103 o spun direct, dar cum am mai c\u0103p\u0103tat un gr\u0103unte de etic\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 debordez, mi-a fost u\u0219or s\u0103 stric cuvintele \u0219i s\u0103 le \u00eempart \u00een silabisiri pozna\u0219e.<br \/>\nAm gustat aceea\u0219i sc\u00e2rb\u0103 ca Horia Oprea, am fost pe punctul de a da imediat \u00een vileag potriveala a la Matinc\u0103 Costea \u0219i r\u0103m\u00e2nea s\u0103 m\u0103 str\u00e2mb la cuplul maimu\u021b\u0103-dresor ca Schwarzenegger la cititorii Pamflet\u0103riilor prietenului Viorel Dodan. Repulsie amestecat\u0103 cu scabrozitate, un ideal \u00eemplinit al celor ce-au gustat primii ani de practic\u0103 la lec\u021bia de anatomie, capitolul organe genitale, sim\u021bite de la o distan\u021b\u0103 de un metru \u00een trecere. Ea &#8211; nasoal\u0103, cu un terminal respirator coroiat, bronzat\u0103 spre brun\u0103 la piele, neagr\u0103 la \u00eenveli\u0219ul sintetic, descins\u0103 de pe locul mortului de parc\u0103 se r\u0103v\u0103\u0219iser\u0103 \u00een ea toate extazurile cu doar un minut \u00eenainte. El &#8211; \u0219ofer, cu previziuni de b\u0103rbat-pe\u0219te, dar de la \u00een\u0103l\u021bimea unui transporter, din acela\u0219i aliaj educa\u021bional \u0219arjat pe Hot Use. Ei &#8211; un cuplu momentan trecut cu u\u0219urin\u021b\u0103 din \u0219an\u021b \u0219i c\u00e2mp pe rigol\u0103 \u0219i covor bituminat provinciale. \u00cen spatele lor&#8230;.<br \/>\nRelantisoare. Dou\u0103 buc\u0103\u021bi. Abia dac\u0103 am re\u021binut numele acestui obiect, nefiind \u0219ofer, \u0219i chiar de-a\u0219 fi fost, nu aveam indicii explicative pentru ,,Ho, cai!&#8221; de acum \u00een 1000 de ani, g\u0103sit motiv de r\u00e2c\u0103 pentru unii ce n-au mai apucat s\u0103 pun\u0103 cauciuc peste asfalt, dar s-au delectat cu c\u00e2\u021biva decibeli \u00een plus. De aceea \u00eei spune concert. M-a apucat pe dat\u0103 invidia, mai ales c\u0103 feromoni eman \u0219i eu, \u0219i cea ,,\u00eempieli\u021bat\u0103&#8221; pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 care tocmai trecusem, dar \u0219i autovehiculele dup\u0103 ce prind vitez\u0103, pe \u021b\u00e2ncii de la gr\u0103dini\u021b\u0103, numai ei s\u0103 aib\u0103 juc\u0103rii din astea \u0219i eu nu? Vreau \u0219i eu la intersec\u021bia P\u0103cii cu Lalelelor!<br \/>\nAzi nu m\u0103 mul\u021bume\u0219te nimic. Totul pare s\u0103 aib\u0103 leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu corpul uman, \u00eensufle\u021bit de n\u0103b\u0103d\u0103i erotice mai mult sau mai pu\u021bin intime. S-a \u00eensurat Cotabi\u021b\u0103, speriat probabil c\u0103 nu se va g\u0103si nimeni, holtei r\u0103m\u00e2n\u00e2nd, s\u0103-i aprind\u0103 o lum\u00e2nare l\u00e2ng\u0103 banda de alerg\u0103ri sau s\u0103-i asigure o rezerv\u0103 cu tot confortul oferit de mai micii \u00een ale administr\u0103rii fe\u0219elor \u0219i tincturii de iod. Departe de mine o sugestie, un nebun \u00ee\u0219i poate permite s\u0103 trimit\u0103 mental semeni la spital, invit totu\u0219i acest fost frunta\u0219 al muzic\u0103n\u021bimii \u00een paturile unui salon r\u00e2mnicean, ai no\u0219tri promit informa\u021bii proaspete.<br \/>\nCel pu\u021bin a\u0219a vor cei de la TVSat s\u0103 cred, c\u0103 vindecarea este un proces cu multe variabile \u0219i puncte de confluen\u021b\u0103. P\u0103i nu m-au convins teoreticienii managementului, dar\u0103mite doi responsabili de bun\u0103starea unor institu\u021bii, unul pe post de cheltuitor, altul pe post de \u00eencasator, c\u0103 a\u0219a stau lucrurile \u00een privin\u021ba unui climat propice f\u0103r\u0103 un interes ascuns: la stat pentru o bonifica\u021bie \u0219i o eventual\u0103 pozi\u021bie \u00een\u0103l\u021bat\u0103 cu o treapt\u0103, la particular pentru o scutire de taxe. Filotimia celor Nou\u0103 Tei nu serve\u0219te deci nim\u0103nui, nici m\u0103car ,,clientului&#8221; \u00eenregimentat spre \u00eens\u0103n\u0103to\u0219ire, este de notorietate c\u0103 bolile ,,lume\u0219ti&#8221; se vindec\u0103 \u00een lini\u0219te, \u00een cel mai bun caz cu niscai sunete lungi, ambientale. Acela\u0219i post local ar trebui s\u0103 \u0219tie c\u0103 peste jum\u0103tate dintre programele redifuzate au un grad de violen\u021b\u0103, cel pu\u021bin verbal\u0103, ridicat. C\u0103rui pacient cu probleme cardiace i-ar trebui discursurile contrare politice, emisiunile ,,incitante&#8221; ale lui Capatos, \u0219tirile necrologice, titlurile bomb\u0103 dezamorsate de con\u021binutul fad, meciurile Rom\u00e2niei cu&#8230;.<br \/>\nGest gratuit. Gratuit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mi-a stat p\u00e2n\u0103-n buricul limbii s\u0103 o spun direct, dar cum am mai c\u0103p\u0103tat un gr\u0103unte de etic\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":4292,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[2,1,312],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4291"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4291"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4291\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4302,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4291\/revisions\/4302"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4292"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4291"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4291"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4291"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}