{"id":4238,"date":"2016-10-01T12:58:41","date_gmt":"2016-10-01T09:58:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=4238"},"modified":"2016-10-03T09:12:46","modified_gmt":"2016-10-03T06:12:46","slug":"urmele-facebook-ului-sunt-gentleman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=4238","title":{"rendered":"Pe urmele&#8230; Facebook-ului &#8211; Sunt gentleman"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/image-e1475315194106.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-4242 aligncenter lazyload\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/image-300x200.jpeg\" alt=\"image\" width=\"593\" height=\"395\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 593px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 593\/395;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-4242 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/image-300x200.jpeg\" alt=\"image\" width=\"593\" height=\"395\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\nA fost f\u0103r\u0103 avertisment, dar trebuie s\u0103 v\u0103 obi\u0219nui\u021bi cu tr\u0103zn\u0103ile mele, ca \u0219i ale prietenilor mei.<br \/>\nAfla\u021bi c\u0103 sunt bolnav, nu grav fizic, dar, dac\u0103 ar fi dup\u0103 nebunia ce se \u00eempr\u0103\u0219tie din cuv\u00e2nt \u00een cuv\u00e2nt, a\u0219 putea da vina pe aerul politic irespirabil pentru deficien\u021ba de moment. Nu merg \u00eens\u0103 at\u00e2t de departe, am vreme destul\u0103 \u00eenainte s\u0103 iau turba\u021bii cu preten\u021bii la buzunarele statului pe r\u00e2nd pentru fi\u0219e personale detaliate, pot vorbi \u0219i eu cum to\u021bi se slobozesc la gur\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 jen\u0103, precum subiec\u021bii lor de reflec\u021bie popular\u0103. P\u00e2n\u0103 la acel ,,ozon&#8221; m\u0103 mul\u021bumesc cu prafurile carbonice \u00eenso\u021bite de ritmici metal-tube-rock, numai bune pentru infuzii de ipoteze pentru problematici cerebelice. Sunt sigur c\u0103 nu a\u021bi auzit de acest stil muzical, nu exist\u0103, l-am inventat pentru a da satisfac\u021bie de moment celor ce pot s\u0103 asemene frecven\u021ba Otto cu ,,m\u00e2r\u00e2itul&#8221; intern al pisicii \u0219i vestitele riff-uri ale \u00eendr\u0103gosti\u021bilor de ,,dark side of the moon&#8221;.<br \/>\nUnii parc\u0103 nici n-au fost pe lumea asta. Uite, amicul Matinc\u0103 prins \u00eentre revolu\u021biile \u0219i evolu\u021biile a dou\u0103 secole, admis cu aplauze s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nale pe calea ultimei ,,lactei&#8221; de un grup restr\u00e2ns de b\u0103tr\u00e2nei ce-\u0219i omoar\u0103 zilele cu epistole \u00een speran\u021ba nemuririi citadine, a uitat s\u0103 lase semnele vocii sale joviale, at\u00e2t c\u00e2t a fost ea de perceput\u0103 \u0219i gustat\u0103. I-am sugerat s\u0103 ne pun\u0103 \u00een testament \u0219i nou\u0103 o urm\u0103, c\u0103ci m\u00e2ine, poim\u00e2ine, bastonul s\u0103u va r\u0103m\u00e2ne \u00eentr-un col\u021b de apartament f\u0103r\u0103 proprietar. \u0218i-ar fi p\u0103cat, cum este de to\u021bi cei ce se pierd f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 dep\u0103\u0219easc\u0103 scriptic cadrul birourilor de \u00eenregistrare a identit\u0103\u021bii la na\u0219tere \u0219i \u0219tergerea ei dup\u0103 suflarea lips\u0103 la apelul viilor.<br \/>\nCostuma\u021biile Halowen-urilor moderne sunt la mare c\u0103utare, purt\u0103torii lor fiind foarte grijulii cu accesoriile. Unii i-ar putea numi osta\u0219i, f\u0103r\u0103 grad, simpli timonieri ai cor\u0103biilor cu p\u00e2nzele \u00eentinse larg spre v\u00e2ntoase&#8230;. Se pornesc \u00een tromb\u0103 precum uraganul \u0219i&#8230;. Se fac f\u0103r\u00e2me de caldar\u00e2m. Solda\u021bii mor, c\u0103pitanii sunt sacrifica\u021bi pe altarul negurilor smolii, generalii&#8230;. Dac\u0103 n-ar fi fost o victim\u0103, v\u0103 jur, cele deux piece de birou urcate pe motociclet\u0103 ar fi trecut drept un bal mascat pa\u0219nic, b\u00e2z\u00e2it legal \u00een v\u0103zul tuturor de fandoseal\u0103. Mortul, na\u0219ul cumnatului meu, cel ce \u00eentr-o bun\u0103 diminea\u021b\u0103, oaspete fiind, mi-a furat somnul cel mai profund cu trei \u021b\u00e2r\u00e2ieli de sonerie. Nu-i \u021bin minte figura, nici alte detalii ale pove\u0219tilor sale casnice pentru care s-a fiin\u021bat at\u00e2t de matinal nu aveam de ce s\u0103 le re\u021bin, \u0219tiu doar c\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 un om a pierit datorit\u0103 unei n\u0103t\u00e2ngi \u00eencerc\u0103ri de a sim\u021bi pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 d\u00e2nsul frecarea profund\u0103 a nev\u0103zutei mase de aer. Aceast\u0103 pl\u0103cere morbid\u0103 nu am cum s\u0103 o \u00een\u021beleg, iar fudulia de a-\u0219i at\u00e2rna fesele peste pielea \u0219eii, tot de-un moft, cu at\u00e2t mai pu\u021bin.<br \/>\nDomnilor nu le st\u0103 bine cu altceva \u00een afara sobriet\u0103\u021bii, am mai vorbit despre seturile de croieli \u0219i normele ce le sunt arondate, ar fi bine deci s\u0103 coboare de pe caii cu unu, dou\u0103 pistoane pentru a da exemplul temper\u0103rii spiritelor cavalere\u0219ti medievale ren\u0103scute cotidian. Prezum c\u0103 nu se va calma nimeni, chiar dac\u0103 num\u0103rul deceselor se m\u0103re\u0219te pe zi ce trece, iar n\u0103pasta acceler\u0103rii continu\u0103 s\u0103 fure oameni din ce \u00een ce mai apropia\u021bi. De parc\u0103 ar fi o laud\u0103, copila\u0219ii a\u0219tia t\u00e2mpi\u021bi, dar \u0219i rudele presupus coapte la minte, pun amarul de poz\u0103 \u00een dosul automobilelor la vedere \u00een timpul \u0219i dup\u0103 fastuoasa \u00eenmorm\u00e2ntare. Nu i-am cunoscut, drama lor&#8230;. M\u0103 afecteaz\u0103. Acel ins din alian\u021ba cu familia fratelui so\u021biei mele m-a \u0219ocat, ultimele lui zile fiind parc\u0103 o pedeaps\u0103 pentru o \u00eendr\u0103zneal\u0103 omeneasc\u0103 nefireasc\u0103, cea de-a se lua la \u00eentrecere cu g\u00e2ndul, cel care uneori fur\u0103 ra\u021biunea \u0219i ucide. Putea ,,cr\u0103pa&#8221; pe loc, n-a f\u0103cut-o, \u0219oseaua i-a mai dat o \u0219ans\u0103, ce-a de a r\u0103m\u00e2ne f\u0103r\u0103 picioare. \u0218i a r\u0103mas, dar ce folos? Nimic nu l-a mai putut salva, a murit de dorul lor.<br \/>\nLadyies, dar mai ales Gentlemens, make a ride on your own feet!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A fost f\u0103r\u0103 avertisment, dar trebuie s\u0103 v\u0103 obi\u0219nui\u021bi cu tr\u0103zn\u0103ile mele, ca \u0219i ale prietenilor mei. 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