{"id":4225,"date":"2016-09-29T10:02:18","date_gmt":"2016-09-29T07:02:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=4225"},"modified":"2016-09-29T10:18:59","modified_gmt":"2016-09-29T07:18:59","slug":"urmele-facebook-ului-tara-minunata","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=4225","title":{"rendered":"Pe urmele&#8230; Facebook-ului &#8211; O \u021bar\u0103 minunat\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_4222\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4222\" style=\"width: 626px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/image-20-e1475131377339.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-4222 lazyload\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/image-20-300x200.jpeg\" alt=\"Iceland, Reykjavik, elevated view over the Churches and cityscape of Reykjavik with a backdrop of snow capped mountains\" width=\"626\" height=\"417\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 626px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 626\/417;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-4222\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/image-20-300x200.jpeg\" alt=\"Iceland, Reykjavik, elevated view over the Churches and cityscape of Reykjavik with a backdrop of snow capped mountains\" width=\"626\" height=\"417\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4222\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Iceland, Reykjavik, elevated view over the Churches and cityscape of Reykjavik with a backdrop of snow capped mountains<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">P\u0103rul zb\u00e2rlit pe creier este suficient, alte explica\u021bii nu \u00eencap. Continui astfel seria micilor \u00eencerc\u0103ri, acum un an \u0219i mai bine disimulate, f\u0103r\u0103 preten\u021bii de publicist, de aici \u00eencolo spuse de-a dreptul tuturor celor, de meserie ori nu, ce cred c\u0103 lumea este a\u0219a cum vor ei s\u0103 se \u00een\u021beleag\u0103.<br \/>\nTenden\u021biosul nume \u0219i con\u021binutul neconform. Asta este ideea. Oful meu de cititor. Nep\u0103sarea \u0219i infatuarea ,,preten\u021biosului&#8221; postac \u0219i influen\u021ba negativ\u0103. Nu numai. \u00cencep\u00e2nd de acum voi vorbi la propriu. Vor fi identit\u0103\u021bi.<br \/>\nRom\u00e2nia este primul loc de rai din \u00eentregul univers, tocmai pentru c\u0103 este permis orice. Nu sunt vorbe goale, o pot dovedi. Ieri am g\u0103sit \u00eenc\u0103 o confirmare c\u0103 istoria se poate scrie dup\u0103 fiecare individ \u00een parte. Paharul nespuselor s-a umplut, de\u0219i nu sunt un cunosc\u0103tor al vie\u021bii ,,literare&#8221; r\u00e2mnicene, citind volumul domnului Dumitru Hangu ,,Catrene, epigrame, epigrami\u0219ti r\u00e2mniceni de acum \u0219i alt\u0103dat\u0103&#8221;. Colegul de cenaclu a catadicsit s\u0103-l \u00eengroape pe Octavian Mo\u0219escu mai devreme, la 1980 \u0219i nu c\u00e2nd s-a stins, \u00een 1982. Grea\u0219eala aceasta a persistat \u0219i la al\u021bii. Am g\u0103sit un blog pe internet unde jude\u021bului Buz\u0103u \u00eei sunt afi\u0219a\u021bi scriitorii, r\u0103utate v\u0103dit\u0103 \u0219i acolo, nedreptate \u00een toat\u0103 regula, r\u00e2mniceni sunt stipula\u021bi doar trei, Datculescu, Mo\u0219escu \u0219i Marafet, \u0219i R\u00e2mnicul a avut cel pu\u021bin 20 de t\u0103lmaci de marc\u0103, \u00eens\u0103 buzoienii sunt trecu\u021bi la centim\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la cei n\u0103scu\u021bi \u00een 1996. \u00cen afara acestor sfruntate lipsuri, lui Mo\u0219escu i se mai dau c\u00e2\u021biva ani de via\u021b\u0103 post mortem, administratorul paginii duc\u00e2ndu-l \u00een spate \u00eenc\u0103 doi ani. A\u0219 putea pe un ton glume\u021b s\u0103 spun c\u0103 s-a f\u0103cut dreptate, ce i-a dat unul, i-a fost luat de cel\u0103lalt.<br \/>\nDar \u0103sta este un provincialism de care nu duce lips\u0103 nicio zon\u0103 rom\u00e2neasc\u0103, dup\u0103 cum i se spune c\u00e2te unui concet\u0103\u021bean, buric de t\u00e2rg. Patria minunat\u0103 ce o doream prezentat\u0103 \u00een titlu nu este a noastr\u0103, cu toate prerogativele \u0219i atuurile care ar situa-o \u00een v\u00e2rful ierarhiei adjectivale, ci Islanda, iar numele articolului ce a f\u0103cut franjuri sistemul meu de pricepere, dup\u0103 ce am constatat c\u0103 ce presupusesem nu avea leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu realitatea, este ,,\u021aara care nu are armata, ma\u0219inile nu se \u00eencuie, energia e gratis iar to\u021bi locuitorii se cunsosc \u00eentre ei&#8221;. Nu este nicio gre\u0219eal\u0103, m\u0103 refer la a mea, acesta este citatul exact ce \u021bine de antet nebuniei ce urmeaz\u0103. Un ,,\u0103&#8221; la armat\u0103, o virgul\u0103 dup\u0103 ,,gratis&#8221; \u0219i o corec\u021bie (tocmai \u00een frunte?) pentru ,,cunsosc&#8221;. N-o fi omul perfect, dar perfectibil cu siguran\u021b\u0103. Chiar a\u0219a chioar\u0103 s\u0103 fi fost aceast\u0103 ,,Elena&#8221; de m\u0103 puse cu inima pe jar \u0219i cu creierii la \u00eencercare? Eu speram la un Lichtenstein, Monaco, Andora, Vatican, mai ales c\u0103 nu s-a sfiit s\u0103 mai pun\u0103 un subtitlu cu specifica\u021bia ,,potrivit capital.ro&#8221; \u00een care dezarmeaz\u0103 poli\u021bia, descuie u\u0219ile caselor \u0219i desfiin\u021beaz\u0103 McDonalds-urile.<br \/>\nAbia dac\u0103-mi cunosc vecinii, dar\u0103mite s\u0103 \u0219tiu jum\u0103tate de ora\u0219, adic\u0103 16.000 de locuitori. S\u0103 te \u00eencume\u021bi la o a\u0219a inep\u021bie c\u00e2nd datele spun clar, 325.000 de ,,\u00eenghe\u021ba\u021bi&#8221; \u0219i 103.000 km, p\u0103tra\u021bi f\u0103tuc\u0103, nu simpli, unitatea m\u0103-sii de m\u0103sur\u0103, \u021bine de lips\u0103 de obraz, m\u0103car at\u00e2t. Aproxima\u021bi totu\u0219i cifrele. Nici datele n-au fost scrise exact \u0219i nu era mare drum \u00eentre dou\u0103 clickuri \u0219i o tastare de nume pe Wikipedia. O semnalare totu\u0219i: la 930 nu s-a declarat republic\u0103, abia dac\u0103 a reu\u0219it de pe la 871 s\u0103 adune popula\u021bie dup\u0103 turul \u00eemprejur de recunoa\u0219tere ca insul\u0103 a lui Gar\u00f0ar, un viking suedez \u0219i poposirea definitiv\u0103 a unui om din echipaj cu doi sclavi, N\u00e1ttfari. Sunt printre paragrafele propuse c\u00e2teva inep\u021bii demne de pus \u00een panoplia afirma\u021biilor puerile: ,,To\u021bi locuitorii Islandei sunt conecta\u021bi la re\u021beaua social\u0103 Facebook.&#8221; &#8211; e \u0219i cel nou-n\u0103scut? &#8211; \u0219i ,,Scoala este gratuit\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la facultate, inclusiv&#8221; &#8211; ori p\u00e2n\u0103, ori inclusiv.<br \/>\nLipsuri multe, preten\u021bii mari. Despre Islanda ve\u021bi afla mult mai multe, \u00eensu\u0219i faptul c\u0103 la o privire sumar\u0103 pe hart\u0103 o ve\u021bi g\u0103si la cel pu\u021bin 40 la sut\u0103 din Rom\u00e2nia. Era s\u0103 uit: pentru orele de religie, ministrul poate da dispens\u0103. A\u0219a libertate&#8230; criogeneaz\u0103 min\u021bile (!).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>P\u0103rul zb\u00e2rlit pe creier este suficient, alte explica\u021bii nu \u00eencap. Continui astfel seria micilor \u00eencerc\u0103ri, acum un an \u0219i mai<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":4222,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[2,1,312],"tags":[58,84,255,40,200,236,216,271,115,105,181,157,67,90,303],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4225"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4225"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4225\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4230,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4225\/revisions\/4230"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4222"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4225"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4225"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4225"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}