{"id":3866,"date":"2016-07-21T07:49:23","date_gmt":"2016-07-21T04:49:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=3866"},"modified":"2016-07-21T09:19:30","modified_gmt":"2016-07-21T06:19:30","slug":"paralele-optzasi-de-parale-si-zece","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=3866","title":{"rendered":"Par\u00e0lele &#8211; Optz\u0103\u0219i de parale \u0219i zece"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Mobile.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2977 alignleft lazyload\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Mobile-300x292.jpg\" alt=\"(Mobile)\" width=\"300\" height=\"292\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Mobile-300x292.jpg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Mobile.jpg 329w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/292;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2977 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Mobile-300x292.jpg\" alt=\"(Mobile)\" width=\"300\" height=\"292\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Mobile-300x292.jpg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Mobile.jpg 329w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a>C\u00e2t a\u021bi spus? \u0218aptezeci&#8230;? Ave\u021bi perfect\u0103&#8230;, s\u0103 merg doar p\u00e2n\u0103 acas\u0103, s\u0103 iau&#8230;.<br \/>\nMoarte, ce s\u0103 iei? E molipsitoare. Ah, nu \u0219tia\u021bi c\u0103 se ia. Am v\u0103zut din \u0103\u0219tia care au tr\u0103it o sut\u0103 de ani, doar vreo dou\u0103 cazuri. Vai de ei, mai bine se infestau mai devreme cu niscai boli lume\u0219ti \u0219i \u00eei iertau durerile \u0219i neputin\u021bele. S-a luat \u0219i la mine. Doamne fere\u0219te de a cu coasa, ci de boala dodiilor \u0219i pamfletului, dar cu m\u0103sur\u0103 \u0219i doar cu orar fix, o dat\u0103 pe semestru. C-a\u0219a-i omul, din carne, din microorganisme ciudate aciuate prin el \u0219i \u0219ti\u021bi, carnea \u021binut\u0103 \u00een condi\u021bii nefaste se stric\u0103, prin urmare \u0219i celulele se dau peste cap \u0219i se cam \u00eempute treaba. Iat\u0103 \u00eens\u0103 c\u0103 avem \u0219ansa s\u0103 ne punem la ,,rece&#8221; pe lovele de nimic, pe mine m-au convins, cum c\u00e2\u0219tig la Loto, ca Norocel al prietenului Dan, m\u0103 retrag \u00een superbele ,,apartamente&#8221; ale nababilor medicali pentru o iradiere a la&#8230;. Sper nu a la Caragiale sau ca-n ,,Jocul celor o sut\u0103 de frunze&#8221; ale lui Vosganian. Fac pe aceast\u0103 cale un apel la to\u021bi cei cu probleme grave, s\u0103 uite chimioterapia clasic\u0103, s\u0103-\u0219i fac\u0103 c\u00e2t de repede bagajele, ca s\u0103 apuce m\u0103car un sfert de pat de lux.<br \/>\nDac-ar da damblaua doar \u00een \u0103i boga\u021bi, da&#8217; afurisita doar \u00een s\u0103r\u0103cime \u0219i-a g\u0103sit cuib, \u00een plasma ogarului h\u0103ituit p\u00e2n\u0103 la ultima le\u021bcaie, unul bole\u0219te, altul huzure\u0219te f\u0103r\u0103 teama c\u0103 sfada globular\u0103 \u00eei va destabiliza sistemul economic. Oricum, la ei este mai simplu, dezechilibrul se rezolv\u0103 cu de la sine voie, h\u00e2c o dat\u0103, h\u00e2c de dou\u0103 ori \u0219i i-a luat naiba, suferin\u021b\u0103 ioc. Non\u0219alan\u021b\u0103 mult\u0103, degajare, oferte tentante, balan\u021be cu plumb \u0219i zirconiu, adio fulgi \u0219i pene. De nerefuzat. Concuren\u021b\u0103 neloial\u0103. Ha, v-am prins! B\u0103ie\u021bii, suntem \u00een Europa, tat\u0103! N-o avea nimeni vreo opinie contra, un nem\u021buc, o duces\u0103? Ai? Sau o fi tot vreo franciz\u0103, a\u0219a cum doar ei \u0219tiu s\u0103 scorneasc\u0103, pentru golirea buzunarului celui un pic mai s\u0103ltat din glodul foamei? Mie cam a\u0219a \u00eemi miroase, pute! Salvatori de neam rom\u00e2nesc, fi-le-ar s\u0103m\u00e2n\u021ba stearp\u0103 de stirpe de Bicilis! Fra\u021bilor, e \u00een\u0219el\u0103torie mare, v\u0103 spui c\u0103 v\u0103 v\u0103z de-ai mei, cu capul deasupra g\u00e2tului \u0219i mai aproape de p\u0103m\u00e2nt dec\u00e2t de nori, \u0219mechera\u0219ii \u0103\u0219tia particoleri vor s\u0103 mai ia ni\u0219te b\u0103nu\u021bi de la stat, s\u0103 se transfere la ei cazurile toate, cu tot cu fonduri, \u00een plus cer \u0219i pe m\u0103-sa \u0219i ta-su de la cum s-o numi a institu\u021bie de \u021bine finan\u021bele naivilor pl\u0103titori de servicii felcerice\u0219ti de poman\u0103, pentru himera numit\u0103 70.000 de Euro. Versus dou\u0103sute de mii. Am preferat s\u0103 scriu \u00een litere suma fluturat\u0103 ca sperietoare celor din\u0103untru pentru acele schimburi moned\u0103-via\u021b\u0103 de afar\u0103, nu \u0219tiu s\u0103 num\u0103r mai departe de 99.999.<br \/>\nEu m\u0103 consider c\u00e2t de c\u00e2t un tip care la calcule st\u0103 bini\u0219or, cu excep\u021bia celor ce dep\u0103\u0219esc cinci de-alde nou\u0103 \u00een alte monezi dec\u00e2t cea autohton\u0103. De aceea sunt dispus s\u0103 fac o \u00eencercare. S\u0103 zicem c\u0103 sunte\u021bi fum\u0103tori, iar nenorocita de pacoste vi se trage de la viciul anost de care sunte\u021bi lega\u021bi ca fra\u021bii de cruce. Am hot\u0103r\u00e2t deci s\u0103 evaluez expunerea la raze ultra&#8230; \u00een pachete de tutun. 2,8 la noi, 8,1 la barosani. S\u0103 fiu&#8230;, d\u0103 exact! Nu \u0219tiam de perechea asta perfect\u0103 de numere, de aceea am verificat, eram \u00eencredin\u021bat c\u0103 \u00eemp\u0103r\u021birea la \u0103sta mic cu virgul\u0103 va da un \u0219irag de miimi. Exact, da&#8217; exact 25.000 de cutii a c\u00e2te 20 de \u021bigarete bucata! C\u00e2t 75 de ani de puf\u0103it! A\u0219a, din ochi. Dac\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi planificasei s\u0103 apuci 99 cu plus, te-ai luat de pipat din scutecele finelui de adolescen\u021b\u0103 \u0219i aveai de g\u00e2nd s\u0103 fumezi p\u00e2n\u0103 la ad\u00e2nci&#8230;, se merit\u0103, \u00ee\u021bi transferi contul de la tutungeria din col\u021b la banc\u0103, o afacere cotidian\u0103 mult mai avantajoas\u0103, mai ales c\u0103 oric\u00e2nd o po\u021bi lua de la zero cu o refinan\u021bare \u0219i treaba e ca \u0219i aranjat\u0103, e\u0219ti salvat! V-am convins c\u0103 este cel mai ieftin tratament de cancer din lume cu cel mai simplu plan financiar de achitare?<br \/>\n&#8211; S\u0103 tr\u0103i\u021bi, domnu&#8217; George! (Ehei, ur\u0103ri medicale, la toate se g\u00e2ndesc contabilii \u0103\u0219tia!) Ce vir\u0103m azi \u00een cont, cu ,,filtru&#8221;?<br \/>\n&#8211; Scurte, nu-mi prea mai priesc cele lungi.<br \/>\n&#8211; Ave\u021bi dreptate! Nu-i u\u0219or, doare. Deci?<br \/>\n&#8211; Doar doi milimetri de laser. \u00cencerc \u00een ultima vreme s\u0103 le mai scurtez, chiar \u0219i directorul mi-a spus c\u0103 o relaxare nu stric\u0103, apoi&#8230;.<br \/>\nS\u0103 zicem c\u0103 sunte\u021bi de\u0219tep\u021bi&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>C\u00e2t a\u021bi spus? \u0218aptezeci&#8230;? Ave\u021bi perfect\u0103&#8230;, s\u0103 merg doar p\u00e2n\u0103 acas\u0103, s\u0103 iau&#8230;. Moarte, ce s\u0103 iei? E molipsitoare. Ah,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[2,1,291],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3866"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3866"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3866\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3869,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3866\/revisions\/3869"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3866"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3866"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3866"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}