{"id":3631,"date":"2016-05-25T07:39:40","date_gmt":"2016-05-25T04:39:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=3631"},"modified":"2016-05-25T07:48:04","modified_gmt":"2016-05-25T04:48:04","slug":"paralele-saptazasi-de-parale-si-una","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=3631","title":{"rendered":"Par\u00e0lele &#8211; \u0218apt\u0103z\u0103\u0219i de parale \u0219i una"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>     A\u0219a am un obicei de scriere&#8230;. \u00cen locul anului curent, \u00eel tot pun pe cel trecut \u0219i de c\u00e2nd cu luna mai \u0219i zilele onomastice ale c\u00e2torva prieteni \u0219i fo\u0219ti colegi, dactilografiez pe cel al na\u0219terii, con\u021bin\u0103tor de num\u0103rul prim 19 \u0219i p\u00e2rdalnicele cifre 6 \u0219i 9, sucite anume ca s\u0103 dea g\u00e2nduri unora&#8230;.<br \/>\n    Dac\u0103 pun dou\u0103 cuvinte al\u0103turi, guvern \u0219i popor, la o privire gramatical\u0103 de clasa a patra constat c\u0103 au acela\u0219i gen, masculin, contrar fanteziilor unora care tind s\u0103 efemineze con\u021binutul unei \u021b\u0103ri \u0219i s\u0103-l pun\u0103 \u00een pozi\u021bie ingrat\u0103, sub cel care administreaz\u0103 \u0219i mai mult de at\u00e2t, s\u0103 g\u0103seasc\u0103 o rela\u021bie ,,fizic\u0103&#8221;, de altfel pl\u0103cut\u0103, \u00een care acest v\u00e2rf de lance statal, guvernul, \u00ee\u0219i satisface pl\u0103cerile, dup\u0103 voie, cu ,,bietul&#8221; popor. Este a nu \u0219tiu c\u00e2ta oar\u0103 c\u00e2nd \u00eent\u00e2lnesc astfel de reprezent\u0103ri vulgare, \u00een sensul explicit sexual, bolnave, exagerate, scornite de pictori de ocazie, dornici s\u0103 g\u0103seasc\u0103 o conjunctur\u0103 prin care s\u0103 sublinieze un lucru ce \u00een mod firesc nu se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 niciodat\u0103. M-am oprit asupra imaginii-medalion tocmai fiindc\u0103 tipologia facial\u0103 \u0219i corporal\u0103 ale anticilor greci sunt puse la modul degenerativ s\u0103 induc\u0103 un tipic anormal, perpetuat de mult\u0103 vreme \u00een capetele chiar luminate, cum c\u0103 poporul este vulg \u0219i guvernul locul unde se preface s\u00e2ngele din ro\u0219u \u00een albastru.<br \/>\n    Eram \u00eencredin\u021bat c\u0103 indivizii nu mai pot fi \u00eembrobodi\u021bi, c\u0103 min\u021bile agere pot g\u00e2ndi f\u0103r\u0103 umbr\u0103 de t\u0103gad\u0103 la cum stau lucrurile cu adev\u0103rat, g\u00e2ndeam c\u0103 mor\u021bii sunt mor\u021bi \u0219i de \u00eenviat nu mai \u00eenviaz\u0103. M-am \u00een\u0219elat. Menajeria politic\u0103 scoate din grajdurile domne\u0219ti to\u021bi bidiviii, m\u00e2r\u021boag\u0103 \u0219i cal de ras\u0103 \u0219i-i pune s\u0103 alerge \u00een fa\u021ba, spatele \u0219i lateralele jocheului pornit \u00een cursa electoral\u0103. S\u0103 nu v\u0103 treac\u0103 prin g\u00e2nd c\u0103 are vreo leg\u0103tur\u0103 ce am afirmat cu jocurile politice locale, c\u00e2tu\u0219i de pu\u021bin, deloc! Am z\u0103rit asear\u0103 \u00een treac\u0103t o figur\u0103 cu ,,carism\u0103&#8221;, un ins pe care-l crezusem ,,decedaf&#8221;, ,,\u00eenmorm\u00e2ntat&#8221; \u0219i cu parastas de \u0219apte ani f\u0103cut, toate politice, \u0219i mi-am f\u0103cut cruce cu limba printre f\u0103r\u00e2mele mestecate \u00een gur\u0103, c\u0103ci m\u00e2inile erau ocupate cu o furculi\u021b\u0103 \u0219i un cu\u021bit. N-am reu\u0219it s\u0103 scuip \u00een s\u00e2n, seara stau nud de la br\u00e2u \u00een sus pentru a beneficia din plin de c\u0103ldura darnic\u0103 a centralei termice. Dansatorul michael-jacksonian a reap\u0103rut \u00een prim plan, T\u0103lm\u0103cean, deh, una dintre cheile lu\u0103rii de min\u021bi, cu sau f\u0103r\u0103 activitate cerebral\u0103, unul dintre mul\u021bii propov\u0103duitori de \u021bar\u0103 nou\u0103, de bog\u0103\u021bie f\u0103r\u0103 munc\u0103, de bun\u0103stare din furt de la unul la altul.<br \/>\n    \u00centorc\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 la primul subiect, tind s\u0103 cred c\u0103 artistul plastic \u00eenchipuia \u00een cercul acela de vicii acea perioad\u0103 c\u00e2nd, dup\u0103 ce turma fusese la muls de \u021b\u00e2\u021b\u0103 electiv\u0103, a trecut la procreere de noi n\u0103t\u00e2ngi, de \u00eencuviin\u021b\u0103tori de omor \u00een pia\u021ba public\u0103, deoarece&#8230;. Este greu de crezut c\u0103 a\u0219a ceva s-a putut \u00eent\u00e2mpla \u00een plin secol al reinvent\u0103rii umane, al punerii de sine pe \u00eent\u00e2iul plan, a\u0219a cum nimeni nu \u0219i-ar fi \u00eenchipuit c\u0103 un ,,Hister&#8221; poate p\u0103c\u0103li p\u00e2n\u0103 la crim\u0103 o Europ\u0103 \u00eentreag\u0103. \u0218i c\u00e2nd cuvintele ajung s\u0103 guverneze popoarele&#8230;.<br \/>\n    \u00cemi place s\u0103 cred c\u0103 sunt unicul politician din \u021bara aceasta, c\u0103 programele stocate \u00een creierii mei sunt cele mai bune, c\u0103 sunt cnduc\u0103torul propriului meu stat, c\u0103 sunt singurul meu angajat \u0219i patron totodat\u0103, \u00eemi place s\u0103 fiu liber! A\u0219a m-am n\u0103scut \u0219i sunt sigur c\u0103 a\u0219a sunte\u021bi fiecare dintre voi, parlamentari al propriilor idei, mini\u0219tri \u00een cabinetele de subzisten\u021b\u0103, judec\u0103torii propriilor fapte, organul fiscal al bugetului familial, nelistat pe nicio \u00eenro\u0219ire de obraz, \u00eemi place s\u0103 m\u0103 numesc cet\u0103\u021bean onorabil. \u0218i cer acela\u0219i lucru \u00een schimb.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A\u0219a am un obicei de scriere&#8230;. \u00cen locul anului curent, \u00eel tot pun pe cel trecut \u0219i de c\u00e2nd cu<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[2,291],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3631"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3631"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3631\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3635,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3631\/revisions\/3635"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3631"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3631"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3631"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}