{"id":3611,"date":"2016-05-22T08:09:27","date_gmt":"2016-05-22T05:09:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=3611"},"modified":"2016-05-22T11:04:33","modified_gmt":"2016-05-22T08:04:33","slug":"paralele-saizasi-de-parale-si-zece","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=3611","title":{"rendered":"Par\u00e0lele &#8211; \u0218aiz\u0103\u0219i de parale \u0219i zece"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Mobile.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-2977 alignleft lazyload\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Mobile-300x292.jpg\" alt=\"(Mobile)\" width=\"219\" height=\"213\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Mobile-300x292.jpg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Mobile.jpg 329w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 219px) 100vw, 219px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 219px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 219\/213;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-2977 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Mobile-300x292.jpg\" alt=\"(Mobile)\" width=\"219\" height=\"213\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Mobile-300x292.jpg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Mobile.jpg 329w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 219px) 100vw, 219px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Nu v-am spus de ce nu-mi mai place s\u0103 c\u00e2nt la evenimente \u00een care sunt incluse furculi\u021bele \u0219i cu\u021bitele \u0219i nici s\u0103 \u00eencurajez tinerii s\u0103 fac\u0103 pasul spre: mi-e fric\u0103 de-o nenorocire&#8230;.<br \/>\nPrimesc un mail, nu singurul dintre cele de tip intruziune invaziv\u0103 \u00een via\u021ba privat\u0103, dar primul din seria ,,Ave\u021bi nunt\u0103? Avem forma\u021bie!&#8221;. La o sumar\u0103 vedere, orice curios ar pune degetul pe fotografie pentru o trimitere la ob\u00e2r\u0219ii, nu la cele la care s-ar g\u00e2ndi rom\u00e2nul de r\u00e2nd, ci la site-ul mam\u0103 sau pur \u0219i simplu pe youtube, locul unde se dau \u00een stamb\u0103 arti\u0219tii cot la cot cu amatorii. Exodul celor ce au de spus ceva \u00een domeniul muzical c\u0103tre c\u0103ile nefire\u0219ti p\u00e2n\u0103 acum ceva vreme ale virtualului \u00ee\u0219i are \u00eenceputurile undeva \u00eentre fluierul spectatorului plictisit, m\u00e2nc\u0103tor de ssemin\u021be \u0219i chermezele populare gratuite oferite spre culturalizarea \u00een mas\u0103 a facilului, banalului cet\u0103\u021bean semi-capitalist. Exist\u0103 \u00een mintea mea o singur\u0103 considera\u021bie pentru gestul de a face reclam\u0103 unei meserii, una care \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 se contrapun\u0103 mijloacelor automate de produs frecven\u021be, tocmai pentru a o folosi ca pies\u0103 la dosarul ,,Cerere \u0219i ofert\u0103&#8221; \u00een procesul de con\u0219tiin\u021b\u0103 pe deplin meritat de adep\u021bii curentului ,,Lumea cere popular\u0103 \u0219i manele&#8221;. La fel ca stilurile de exprimare artistic\u0103, tot a\u0219a \u0219i oamenii angrena\u021bi \u00een industria cu produse de instrument sau voce: nu-i \u0219tii, n-ai cum s\u0103-i ascul\u021bi, nu i-ai auzit, nu exist\u0103.<br \/>\nAm senza\u021bia unei cer\u0219etorii, \u00een plus m\u0103 simt despuiat de intimitate \u00een fa\u021ba unor necunoscu\u021bi, unor nedori\u021bi \u0219i v\u0103 jur c\u0103 mai cur\u00e2nd \u00eei trimit o moned\u0103 unui ,,\u00eentinde-m\u00e2n\u0103&#8221; pe strad\u0103 dec\u00e2t s\u0103 creditez ni\u0219te negustori de note, precupe\u021bi la tarab\u0103 cu marf\u0103 contraf\u0103cut\u0103, frumoas\u0103 pe dinafar\u0103, de la \u021boale p\u00e2n\u0103 la strasurile \u00eenfipte oriunde ajunge un lic\u0103r de lumin\u0103, de la profesionalele ,,scule&#8221; p\u00e2n\u0103 la imita\u021biile unu la unu ale hiturilor de larg\u0103 circula\u021bie. S\u0103 fi fost impertinen\u021ba lor de a m\u0103 face atent la ei o clip\u0103 cel mai ingrat demers \u0219i a\u0219 fi suportat lejer, \u00eei ignoram cu u\u0219urin\u021b\u0103, ba chiar m-a\u0219 fi aventurat s\u0103 le caut dou\u0103, trei fragmente din ,,crea\u021biile interpretative proprii&#8221; cu r\u0103bdare \u0219i cer senin \u00een minte, dar nu este nici pe departe cel mai r\u0103u lucru ce i se poate \u00eent\u00e2mpla unui c\u0103l\u0103tor cu drepturi depline \u00een via\u021b\u0103. Pieton mai exact. Cum o fac de regul\u0103, pun piciorul pe asfalt \u0219i m\u0103 str\u0103duiesc s\u0103 nu devin \u021binta vreunei ma\u0219in\u0103rii cu combustie intern\u0103, dar zilele sunt ca degetele de la o m\u00e2n\u0103&#8230;. Din cinci intersec\u021bii era s\u0103 o ratez chiar pe prima. Aten\u021bia mea este sporit\u0103, nu degeaba m-am ferit din calea ma\u0219inilor cum am putut mai bine \u00eenc\u0103 din copil\u0103rie, dar acum chiar era s\u0103 comit \u00eent\u00e2ia gre\u0219eal\u0103 cu urm\u0103ri necunoscute, s\u0103 m\u0103 izbesc de un vehicol \u00een mi\u0219care. A\u0219a p\u0103rea, a\u0219a se uita taximetristul curajos ajuns cu bara p\u00e2n\u0103 la zece centrimetri de piciorul meu st\u00e2ng, ca \u0219i cum eu eram obiectul care \u00eei perturba traseul, devenit cantitate neglijabil\u0103.<br \/>\nPrivirile tupeiste nu le uit u\u0219or \u0219i cu siguran\u021b\u0103 nu pe ale \u0219oferului devenit judec\u0103tor de \u0219osea \u0219i c\u0103l\u0103u cu \u0219tan\u021b\u0103 de camer\u0103 de comer\u021b \u0219i paraf\u0103 de poli\u021bie rutier\u0103. Nici nu-mi \u00eenchipuiam c\u0103 nervul acumulat din primejdia intercet\u0103\u021beneasc\u0103 va r\u0103bufni peste o or\u0103 \u0219i ceva peste un agent care \u00een numele unor schele, ad\u0103ugate pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 cl\u0103direa institu\u021biei, fusese ,,montat&#8221; s\u0103 \u021bin\u0103 liber \u00eemprejurul intersec\u021biei lui Br\u00e2ncoveanu cu str\u0103du\u021ba ce duce c\u0103tre parc, ned\u00e2nd voie ,,riveranilor&#8221; s\u0103-\u0219i parcheze autovehicolele. C\u00e2te nu i-am zis, c\u00e2te n-am aflat&#8230;. S\u0103 v\u0103 spun doar dou\u0103 dintre ele \u0219i vou\u0103: nu ai voie s\u0103 parchezi la 25 de metri de trecerea de pietoni (s-o fi respect\u00e2nd regula asta undeva \u00een ora\u0219ul nostru unde avem de la un col\u021b la altul cel mult 100 de metri?), ai \u00een schimb dreptul s\u0103 traversezi la orice \u00eentret\u0103iere de drumuri, inclusiv cea de la Fisc, omoloag\u0103 celei unde este semaforul, chiar dac\u0103 pe el ave\u021bi parte de culoare ro\u0219ie, \u0219oferii sunt obliga\u021bi s\u0103 opreasc\u0103 dac\u0103 a\u021bi pus pasul pe carosabil. Traversa\u021bi f\u0103r\u0103 fric\u0103, dar cu aten\u021bie!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nu v-am spus de ce nu-mi mai place s\u0103 c\u00e2nt la evenimente \u00een care sunt incluse furculi\u021bele \u0219i cu\u021bitele \u0219i<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":2977,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[2,291],"tags":[298,192,216,68,292,81],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3611"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3611"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3611\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3620,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3611\/revisions\/3620"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2977"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3611"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3611"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3611"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}