{"id":2877,"date":"2016-01-27T11:21:20","date_gmt":"2016-01-27T08:21:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=2877"},"modified":"2016-01-27T11:23:49","modified_gmt":"2016-01-27T08:23:49","slug":"coada","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=2877","title":{"rendered":"Coada noastr\u0103, cea de toate zilele"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"coada-ceausescu\"

\u00cen 2014, aflat \u00een \u201dconcediu de lucru\u201d la Craiova \u0219i av\u00e2nd nevoie de cazierul judiciar, la recomandarea tat\u0103lui meu, care a c\u0103p\u0103tat o oarecare experien\u021b\u0103 \u00een abordarea birocra\u021biei craiovene (\u201dm\u00e2ine s\u0103 te treze\u0219ti devreme, s\u0103 ajungi printre primii, c\u0103 e coad\u0103 la cazier!\u201d), m-am \u00eenfiin\u021bat dis-de-diminea\u021b\u0103 la coada format\u0103 \u00een fa\u021ba ghi\u0219eului, \u00een ciuda trezirii mele matinale!<\/p>\n

De dou\u0103 ori a trebuit s\u0103 \u00eemi ridic \u00een 2014 cazierul de la Craiova \u0219i, de fiecare dat\u0103, nu a durat mai pu\u021bin de dou\u0103 ore. \u00cent\u00e2mplarea a f\u0103cut \u00eens\u0103 ca anul trecut s\u0103 \u00eemi ridic cazierul judiciar, tot de vreo dou\u0103 ori, de la Bucure\u0219ti. Obligat de programul de lucru, de fiecare dat\u0103 am f\u0103cut-o cam cu 10 minute \u00eenainte de \u00eenchiderea programului \u0219i, minune, nu era nimeni la ghi\u0219eu.<\/p>\n

\u00cenarmat cu asemenea cuno\u0219tin\u021be, am decis s\u0103 aplic schema \u0219i la Craiova: \u00een loc de prima or\u0103, ultima or\u0103. Auzind c\u0103 inten\u021bionez s\u0103 \u00eemi scot cazierul, replica lui taic\u0103-meu a venit ne\u00eent\u00e2rziat: \u201ds\u0103 te treze\u0219ti devreme, ca s\u0103 ajungi printre primii, c\u0103 e coad\u0103!\u201d. Explic\u00e2ndu-i planul meu, \u0219i anume c\u0103 inten\u021bionez s\u0103 procedez exact invers, m-a asigurat c\u0103 \u00eemi voi pierde ziua de poman\u0103 \u0219i va trebui s\u0103 revin a doua zi, evident, devreme.<\/p>\n

Ajuns la fa\u021ba locului, din u\u0219\u0103, pt. c\u00e2teva secunde m-am temut c\u0103 pierdusem pariul: sala era goal\u0103, iar p\u00e2n\u0103 la ghi\u0219eele aflate la cap\u0103tul ei nu puteam vedea, astfel \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 \u00eemi dau seama dac\u0103 func\u021bionarii sunt \u00eenc\u0103 la post. Deschiz\u00e2nd u\u0219a, i-am z\u0103rit. Doar 5 minute \u0219i aveam cazierul, \u00een timpul necesar eliber\u0103rii sale sosind doar o singur\u0103 alt\u0103 pesoan\u0103.<\/p>\n

L-a ghi\u0219eu, m-am lovit totu\u015fi de o problem\u0103 birocratic\u0103 de maxim\u0103 importan\u021b\u0103: motivul eliber\u0103rii. Motivul pt. care \u021bi se cere \u201dmotivul\u201d, la eliberarea unor documente at\u00e2t de tipizate cum este cazierul, \u00eemi scap\u0103 complet. Motivul, \u00een acest caz, a\u0219a cum \u00eel completasem pe cerere, era \u201dleasing bancar\u201d. \u00cemi este \u00eens\u0103 cu neputin\u021b\u0103 s\u0103 \u00een\u021beleg ce fel de impact ar fi avut asupra cererii mele, dac\u0103 solicitam eliberarea cazierului pt. a-l folosi la angajare sau pt. c\u0103, \u00een calitate de coordonator transport marf\u0103, am obliga\u021bia de a depune anual c\u00e2te un exemplar, la dosarul personal. Ei bine, \u00een fa\u021ba motivului invocat, poli\u021bistul a suferit un mic blocaj: \u00een programul de calculator folosit, motivele sunt standarizate, iar \u201dleasing bancar\u201d nu se reg\u0103se\u015fte printre ele. Poate m\u0103 mul\u021bumesc cu \u201dcredit bancar\u201d? P\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 apuc s\u0103-i explic c\u0103 banca la care va ajunge cazierul e luxemburghez\u0103 \u0219i e pu\u021bin probabil ca \u0103ia s\u0103 se \u00eempiedice \u00een asemenea detalii, poli\u021bistul \u0219i-a revenit: g\u0103sise \u201dbanc\u0103\u201d! \u201dSimpl\u0103\u201d! L-am luat, am mul\u021bumit, am plecat.<\/p>\n

Revenind \u00eens\u0103 la cozi. Sunt destul de convins c\u0103 statul la coad\u0103 a devenit la rom\u00e2ni o chestie cultural\u0103. S\u0103-\u0163i rezolvi o problem\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 stai la coad\u0103, e ca \u015fi cum ai c\u00e2\u015ftiga un premiu, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eel meri\u0163i! Sculatul devreme \u015fi a\u015fezatul voluntar la coad\u0103 sunt parte a unui ceremonial care adaug\u0103 valoare h\u00eertiei ob\u0163inute \u015fi prin care cet\u0103\u0163eanul re\u00eennoie\u015fte contractul social cu statul, recunosc\u00e2ndu-\u015fi, repetat, pozi\u0163ia de inferioritate. Nu m\u0103 refer aici la cozile prilejuite de \u00eencheierea anului fiscal, de exemplu, unde \u00eembulzirea e rezultatul dublei proaste planific\u0103ri, a administra\u0163iei \u015fi a \u00eent\u00e2rzia\u0163ilor, ci de cozile de zi cu zi. \u00cemi aduc aminte c\u0103 la institu\u0163ia unde lucram, unde programul de audien\u0163e dura p\u00e2n\u0103 la ora trei, ulterior prelungit p\u00e2n\u0103 la cinci, cet\u0103\u0163enii, \u00een general \u00een v\u00e2rst\u0103, veneau p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een ora unu \u015fi, evident, a\u015fteptau la coad\u0103. Dac\u0103 te duci la medicul de familie, \u00eentotdeauna vei g\u0103si un num\u0103r de pensionari care sunt programa\u0163i s\u0103 intre dup\u0103 tine, dar au venit \u00eenaintea ta. Asta pt. c\u0103 cozile sunt una dintre cele mai persistente condi\u0163ion\u0103ri sociale realizate de comunism, cu at\u00e2t mai mult cu c\u00e2t pare s\u0103 fie transmisibil\u0103 cultural, \u00eentre genera\u0163ii.<\/p>\n

Pus la coad\u0103, cet\u0103\u0163eanul \u00ee\u015fi \u00een\u0163elegea exact pozi\u0163ia, \u00een confruntarea sa zilnic\u0103 cu autoritatea statului. At\u00e2t de puternic\u0103 a fost aceast\u0103 condi\u0163ionare, \u00eenc\u00e2t ast\u0103zi, pentru cei obi\u015fnui\u0163i astfel, statul la coad\u0103 a devenit o chestiune voluntar\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00cen 2014, aflat \u00een \u201dconcediu de lucru\u201d la Craiova \u0219i av\u00e2nd nevoie de cazierul judiciar, la recomandarea tat\u0103lui meu, care<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":2879,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[2,1],"tags":[302,300,301,216,157,67,303,139],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2877"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2877"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2877\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2881,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2877\/revisions\/2881"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2879"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2877"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2877"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2877"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}