{"id":2694,"date":"2015-12-21T09:07:04","date_gmt":"2015-12-21T06:07:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=2694"},"modified":"2015-12-21T09:07:04","modified_gmt":"2015-12-21T06:07:04","slug":"paralele-unspe-parale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=2694","title":{"rendered":"Par\u00e0lele &#8211; Un\u0219pe parale"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ca s\u0103 vezi ce se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 c\u00e2nd oierul se mai crede \u021b\u0103ran \u0219i profesora\u0219ii intelectuali de pus \u00een parlament.<br \/>\nPeste zece, unsprezece ani, se vor difuza toate aceste \u0219tiri la ,,Col\u021bul umoristic&#8221;, frenezia ie\u0219irii \u00een strad\u0103 la ,,Promende satirice&#8221;, iar cuv\u00e2nt\u0103rile de tribun\u0103 la ,,Hai s\u0103 r\u00e2dem ast\u0103 sear\u0103&#8221;. Pe Miori\u021ba o s-o laie baci Robo Cap, de \u0219colari va avea grij\u0103 vreun nebun de masterand cu preten\u021bii senatoriale din lips\u0103 de fonduri, poate chiar un grevist&#8230;. Unde s-or fi trezind \u0103\u0219tia, pe c\u00e2mp, pe miri\u0219te, pe ima\u0219, cum g\u00e2ndesc ei c\u0103 merge lumea \u0219i de ce tocmai acum, tocmai la spartul t\u00e2rgului? De ce n-au venit s\u0103 ia Ardealul c\u00e2nd se l\u0103sa invadat de huni? Fiindc\u0103 nu le-a p\u0103sat, el at\u00e2t \u0219tia, oaie, oaie, buc\u0103laie. Pe ce creste i-or fi p\u0103scut mielu\u021bii c\u00e2nd Traian venea s\u0103 mulg\u0103 vaca de aur a Daciei? Acum se vine bade, exact acum \u021bi-ai g\u0103sit s\u0103 amenin\u021bi cu lipsa ca\u0219ului \u0219i berbecului \u00eemp\u0103nat pentru un pumn de&#8230;.<br \/>\nAntologie curat\u0103 jalba asta-n b\u0103\u021b \u0219i nu singura. Rom\u00e2nii \u00ee\u0219i cer drepturile, \u00ee\u0219i vor \u00eenapoi fumatul \u0219i petrecerile \u00een club, salariile \u0219i subven\u021biile, bonul de mas\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103rb\u0103torile legale, dezideratul suprem: s\u0103 se dea! S\u0103 \u00een\u021beleg c\u0103 avem de-a face cu un mic soi de comunism, c\u0103ci despre capitalism nici nu poate fi vorba, \u0103la m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 doar dac\u0103 munce\u0219te. Ideologiile \u00een privin\u021ba asta sunt asem\u0103n\u0103toare, identice chiar, doar c\u0103 n-ai s\u0103 vezi statul american, liderul jocului de capital, acord\u00e2nd favoruri, la ei lucrurile sunt c\u00e2t se poate de clare, trude\u0219ti \u0219i vei c\u00e2\u0219tiga. Dac\u0103-mi amintesc bine, nici comunismul nu punea pre\u021b pe lene \u0219i cer\u0219it, \u021bi se \u00eentindea o m\u00e2n\u0103, dar trebuia s\u0103 \u00eentorci serviciul mai t\u00e2rziu. S\u0103 fie clar, nimeni nu-\u021bi d\u0103 degeaba, fie \u021bar\u0103 sau simplu individ, e\u0219ti sub inciden\u021ba return\u0103rii. Iei de la Apia, scumpe\u0219te statul impozitarea pe p\u0103m\u00e2nt, produc\u0103torului \u00eei mai ia nu \u0219tiu ce tax\u0103, ori te alegi cu mai nimic pe cale natural\u0103 sau artificial de pe urma concuren\u021bei. \u0218ti\u021bi pre\u021bul \u0219oselelor? \u00centr-un t\u00e2rziu vor valora c\u00e2t exodul for\u021bat al rom\u00e2nilor c\u0103tre Rom\u00e2nia. M\u0103 bucur\u0103 ini\u021biativa, a cui o fi, de a pune botni\u021b\u0103 rumeg\u0103rii, un pic de prohibi\u021bie nu stric\u0103, \u0219i-ar mai reveni bietul p\u0103m\u00e2nt. Pentru cine nu \u00een\u021belege cum func\u021bioneaz\u0103 opreli\u0219tea de la t\u0103iat capete a tot ce nu este uman s\u0103 spunem c\u0103 este doar o bun\u0103 perioad\u0103 de primenire a victimei din fa\u021ba plutonului de execu\u021bie cu foc \u0219i mulinet\u0103. Iarba, de ce n-ar fi \u0219i ea scutit\u0103 o vreme de gurile \u00eenfometate de bl\u0103noas\u0103, at\u00e2t c\u00e2t s\u0103 treac\u0103 iarna zgribulit\u0103 sub om\u0103t?<br \/>\nDe unde totu\u0219i aceast\u0103 momentan\u0103 discordie \u00eentre oier \u0219i v\u00e2n\u0103tor, primii f\u0103uritori de economie de la Adam \u00eencoace? \u00cei \u0219tiam fra\u021bi, \u00eei vedeam deseori \u00eempreun\u0103 pe acela\u0219i c\u00e2mp, pe acelea\u0219i creste, chiar \u0219i la marginea aceleia\u0219i p\u0103duri. \u00cei \u0219tiam complici, unul arunc\u00e2nd priviri nep\u0103s\u0103tor la crima animal\u0103 a celuilalt, dar nu m\u0103 a\u0219teptam ca fr\u0103\u021bia asta biblic\u0103 \u00eentre Abel \u0219i Cain s\u0103-\u0219i dea \u00een petic iac\u0103t\u0103, dup\u0103 6500 de ani. Mi-e c\u0103 nu vedem p\u0103durile din cauza ierbii \u0219i nu se mai v\u0103d. Smocurile lancelare verzui sunt mai \u00eenalte dec\u00e2t cioturile l\u0103sate de moartea cu coas\u0103 a masei lemnoase, drujba. To\u021bi \u00eentorc capul, \u00een loc s\u0103 priveasc\u0103 dezastrul \u00een ochi \u0219i s\u0103 \u00eenfig\u0103 c\u00e2teva alice \u00een fundul casapului de copac \u0219i dou\u0103 b\u00e2te pe spinare \u0219oferului de \u0219a de camion, privesc nisnai \u00een c\u0103tare vreo jivin\u0103 sau \u00eencearc\u0103 un somn de-a-npicioarelea \u00een beh\u0103it \u0219i clopot de oaie.<br \/>\nPoarta e deschis\u0103, oricine este binevenit dac\u0103 nu mi-a pus g\u00e2nd r\u0103u, \u00eens\u0103 fereasc\u0103 sf\u00e2ntul s\u0103-l prind intr\u00e2nd pe b\u0103t\u0103tur\u0103 pe cel ce ar veni s\u0103-mi fac\u0103 reguli \u0219i s\u0103-mi pun\u0103 poprire.<br \/>\n,,Rom\u00e2nii au fost popor de ciobani \u015fi, dac\u0103 voie\u015fte cineva o dovad\u0103 anatomic\u0103 despre aceasta, care s\u0103 se potriveasc\u0103 pe deplin cu teoria lui Darwin, n-are dec\u00e2t s\u0103 se uite la picioarele \u015fi la m\u00e2nile lui. El are m\u00e2ni \u015fi picioare mici, pe c\u00e2nd na\u0163iile cari muncesc mult au m\u00e2ni mari \u015fi picioare mari.&#8221; &#8211; Eminescu, 23 decembrie, 1877.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ca s\u0103 vezi ce se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 c\u00e2nd oierul se mai crede \u021b\u0103ran \u0219i profesora\u0219ii intelectuali de pus \u00een parlament. 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