{"id":25923,"date":"2026-11-11T20:37:18","date_gmt":"2026-11-11T17:37:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25923"},"modified":"2026-11-11T20:37:18","modified_gmt":"2026-11-11T17:37:18","slug":"brigada-diverse-teama-ca-nu-batu-e-zeu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25923","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (T)eam\u0103 (c)\u0103 (n)u B(a)\u021bu (e) (z)eu"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>26, 27 octombrie 2026 <\/strong><br \/>\n         Tot cuvintele sunt cele ce dau de furc\u0103 intelectului, \u00eencet c\u00e2te pu\u021bin, prins \u00een mrejele \u0219tiin\u021bei. Indiferent n-ai cum s\u0103 fii privind televizorul, fie ea emisiune adresat\u0103 \u021b\u00e2ncilor ori sportivilor. \u0218i cum b\u0103rba\u021bii au o anume atrac\u021bie c\u00e2nd rev\u0103d mingea plimbat\u0103 haotic de la o poart\u0103 de proprietate la alta de vizavi sau al\u0103turat\u0103 \u00een copil\u0103rie \u0219i adolescen\u021b\u0103, \u0219i eu am \u00eenceput s\u0103 am de o vreme un ochi bun pentru fotbal. Nu rom\u00e2nesc, nu m\u0103 dezmint de momentul c\u00e2nd m\u0103 jurasem s\u0103 nu mai privesc niciun pui ulterior de dac care se fenteaz\u0103 singur p\u00e2n\u0103 la a pierde controlul balonului rotund \u0219i implicit pe el. \u0218i a\u0219a am deschis canalul r\u0103mas asear\u0103, cu triste\u021be mai mult dec\u00e2t dezam\u0103girea aferent\u0103 pentru rezultatul Barcelonei, s\u0103-mi ascut urechile &#8211; cu dou\u0103 comentarii \u00eenc\u0103lecate turco-rom\u00e2ne &#8211; \u0219i s\u0103-mi \u00eenfig ochii \u00een cei doi reprezentan\u021bi ai echipelor \u201eienicere\u0219ti\u201d, Fener \u0219i Galata: fra\u021bilor, doi negri! \u00cenc\u00e2t am f\u0103cut o corec\u021bie la orice comentarii ale vorbitorilor de oriunde. Ex.: echipa Galatasaray ce joac\u0103 \u00een Turcia. C\u0103ci \u00eensu\u0219i Baiazid se r\u0103suce\u0219te \u00een morm\u00e2nt v\u0103z\u00e2nd africanul, chinezul, argentinianul, chiar \u0219i rom\u00e2nul, b\u0103t\u00e2nd \u021burca pe maidanele imperiului, \u00eemp\u0103un\u00e2ndu-se cu titulatura de reprezentant al s\u0103u.<br \/>\n        Zic eu de turci \u0219i toate na\u021biile adunate gloat\u0103 ca \u0219i cum fiecare ins al lor este de acolo de unde-i sunt neamurile. Dar iac\u0103t-o pe Manda, \u201esufletul\u201d spectacolelor cu vedete, \u201eiubita\u201d ad-hoc al lui Aurel Moldoveanu, declarat\u0103 la scen\u0103 deschis\u0103 printre bostani, ceap\u0103 \u0219i usturoi, prinz\u00e2nd un b\u0103\u021b coco\u0219at pe partea cealalt\u0103 de Parc, exact unde Colibri livra ani \u00een urm\u0103 covrigi, gogo\u0219i \u0219i alte specialit\u0103\u021bi de dulce \u0219i s\u0103rat. Manda fiind \u0219i tot s-a trezit \u00een mine reflexul corec\u021biei, r\u0103mas \u00eens\u0103 doar mintal. At\u00e2t mi-ar fi trebuit s\u0103-l \u0219i exprim, cine \u0219tie ce noi \u00eenchipuiri i-ar fi dezvoltat debitul verbal. Vulgar. B\u0103\u021bul, subiect de constatare pentru culeg\u0103toare: \u201eSeam\u0103n\u0103 ca&#8230; a mea.\u201d. Organ nu femeiesc. Afl\u0103, Mando, c\u0103 de crescut nu \u021bi-a crescut \u0219i corect ar fi fost: \u201eSeam\u0103n\u0103 cu&#8230;\u201d.<br \/>\n        O avoc\u0103\u021bic\u0103, judec\u0103tori\u021b\u0103 sau orice profesie o necesita roba cu cr\u0103v\u0103\u021bic\u0103 alb\u0103 cu cute, &#8216;mi-ap\u0103ru cu titlu alb\u0103strel \u201eUrm\u0103re\u0219te\u201d. Evident c\u0103 interesul meu pentru d\u0103mu\u021be, mai ales \u201eintelectuale\u201d dedate pl\u0103\u021bii platformei pentru b\u0103g\u0103ri \u00een seam\u0103, este cu semn minus, nu zero. Nu am rezistat tenta\u021biei din pricina pironirii definitive a ideii c\u0103 astfel de genera\u021bii ne duc de r\u00e2p\u0103, c\u0103 aceast\u0103 feminizare a imaginii, oricare ea, nu are ce c\u0103uta \u00een nicio meserie, defel \u00een justi\u021bie selfiuri cu unghii de jum\u0103tate de metru, cu fe\u021be buite cu un kil de fard \u0219i alte zorzoane ata\u0219ate capului \u0219i restului de trup. Un mic am\u0103nunt \u00eemi sc\u0103pase \u0219i e crucial pentru declinul omenirii, crucial pentru motivarea c\u0103 ne-am pierdut min\u021bile: sus, deasupra c\u0103p\u0103\u021b\u00e2nii ce ive\u0219te o frunte lung\u0103, incipitul unei viitoare pierderi de p\u0103r, exist\u0103 o jum\u0103tate de etichet\u0103 pe care scrie&#8230; invers \u201efemei\u201d. Dar, o asemenea exprimare \u0219i afi\u0219are nu putea avea loc \u00een alt loc dec\u00e2t wc-ul institu\u021biei.<br \/>\n         C\u00e2nd pui degetul pe r\u0103ni vechi, vezi s\u0103 nu te doar\u0103. Numele nu conteaz\u0103, partidele nici at\u00e2t, ci comportamentul \u00eenfierat. Unul la care to\u021bi politicienii au fost \u0219i vor fi campioni. S\u0103 arunci pisica transform\u0103rii \u0219colilor \u00een sedii, nu se cade.<br \/>\n        Bani finlandezi cheltui\u021bi zadarnic. Un gard, cred d\u00e2n\u0219ii, ar \u00eempiedica Rusia, \u201ela nevoie\u201d, s\u0103 treac\u0103 spre ei. Cum \u0219i la noi. Avea vreun \u201einvestitor\u201d nevoie de \u201elucru\u201d.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>26, 27 octombrie 2026 Tot cuvintele sunt cele ce dau de furc\u0103 intelectului, \u00eencet c\u00e2te pu\u021bin, prins \u00een mrejele \u0219tiin\u021bei.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25923"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25923"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25923\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25924,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25923\/revisions\/25924"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25923"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25923"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25923"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}