{"id":25897,"date":"2026-11-03T18:04:48","date_gmt":"2026-11-03T15:04:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25897"},"modified":"2026-11-03T18:04:48","modified_gmt":"2026-11-03T15:04:48","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-avortam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25897","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Avort\u0103m"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>         B\u0103t\u0103ile de cap. Singura speran\u021b\u0103 c\u0103 nu te po\u021bi plictisi niciodat\u0103 \u00een meseria de tinichigiu.<br \/>\n         \u0218i singura certitudine. Amestecat\u0103 cu nevoia de a asigura traiul, ofer\u0103 zi de zi o adrenalin\u0103 greu de g\u0103sit altundeva. \u0218i v\u0103 spun c\u0103 practic chiar \u0219i la serviciu ac\u021biuni care se las\u0103 cu s\u00e2nge urcat la cap. Este nimic pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 faptul c\u0103 vecin\u0103tatea proprietarilor de case a r\u0103mas pentru rom\u00e2ni un cui bine \u00eenfipt \u00een sc\u00e2ndura irit\u0103rii. Cu serviciul&#8230;. \u00cel declasam doar pentru c\u0103 doar cu o singur\u0103 ins\u0103 m\u0103 cert la cu\u021bite \u0219i la sfert de tura\u021bie cu vreun individ-p\u0103rinte-instructor venit pe nepus\u0103-mas\u0103 cu preten\u021bii nefondate la spectacole. Pe c\u00e2nd la lucr\u0103ri de tabl\u0103&#8230;. Sunt \u00een urm\u0103 destule \u00eensemn\u0103ri c\u00e2t s\u0103 dovedeasc\u0103 num\u0103rul multiplu de nervi. De n-ar fi fost tata, Cristi, Nae, fistichiii de angajatori, turba\u021bii de vecini, lucr\u0103rile de-a dreptul amenin\u021b\u0103toare la integritatea corporal\u0103 \u0219i la via\u021b\u0103, natura \u00eens\u0103\u0219i, a\u0219 fi z\u0103cut legum\u0103 \u00een cine \u0219tie ce dormitor, cu suta de kilograme mutat\u0103 de pe canapea \u00een pat \u0219i undeva la baie pentru nevoi. \u0218i de care! Mereu m-am a\u0219teptat la gardurile comune ca la ni\u0219te delimit\u0103ri transparente, nu la o stavil\u0103 v\u0103rs\u0103rii furiilor, vorbelor de nespus, profer\u0103rii de amenin\u021b\u0103ri p\u00e2n\u0103 la implacabila moarte. Aflat la casa unuia dintre Domni, g\u00e2ndul curat pentru to\u021bi \u00eenconjurii a stat \u0219i el s\u0103 domneasc\u0103 peste mine. Ce mai, a\u0219tept\u0103rile mele, ale <strong>ateului<\/strong>, s-au calat asupra bl\u00e2nde\u021bii umane, cum \u0219i noi am c\u0103lcat sfios, chiar dac\u0103 printre din\u021bi a mai sc\u0103pat c\u00e2te-un drac al nereu\u0219itei, al neputin\u021bei \u0219i al obi\u0219nuin\u021bei. Trei \u00een total. Potoli\u021bi \u00een noi, de iad \u00een \u201est\u00e2ngaciul\u201d vecin. Cum s\u0103 ajungi \u00een punctul de \u00eembinare? Un metru la baz\u0103 este un nimic ca pant\u0103 de urcare pe scar\u0103 \u0219i stabilire a unui minim echilibru pentru lipire. Nu spun c\u00e2t de grea este escaladarea treapt\u0103 cu treab\u0103 av\u00e2nd \u00eentr-o m\u00e2n\u0103 diverse scule, ciocan, dalt\u0103, substan\u021be decapante \u0219i alte accesorii. Uneori te \u00eentrebi pentru ce ar merita s\u0103-\u021bi rupi g\u00e2tul \u00eentr-o eventual\u0103 c\u0103dere, s\u0103-\u021bi \u00een\u021bepeneasc\u0103 musculatura, s\u0103-\u021bi sar\u0103 ap\u0103 tare \u0219i cositor p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een albul ochilor? Pentru o m\u00e2n\u0103 de bani? Pentru un nebun care e cuprins de istericale \u0219i amenin\u021b\u0103 cum nu ai mai auzit c\u0103 ne face \u0219i ne drege? C\u0103ci \u00eel apucase turbarea v\u0103z\u00e2nd c\u0103 am pus scara pe acoperi\u0219ul lui \u0219i ne-a oc\u0103r\u00e2t \u0219i \u00eenjurat de mama focului. Urla ca disperatul. Am \u00eencercat explica\u021bii, ba chiar ne-am angajat la a repara eventualele daune, de\u0219i nu era nicio \u00eendoial\u0103 c\u0103 nu avea cum s\u0103 producem vreuna. Aveam mereu grij\u0103 s\u0103 nu ajungem la daune, iar dac\u0103 avariam ceva, accidental sau fiindc\u0103 altfel nu se putea realiza lucrarea, imediat sau spre final, \u00eendreptam. De obicei ne \u00een\u021belegeam perfect cu cei de peste gard. \u0218ti\u021bi, uneori eram noi \u00een rela\u021bii mai bune cu vecinii \u0219i c\u0103utam circumstan\u021be atenuante proprietarului, mai multe de c\u00e2te i s-ar fi cuvenit. Rar \u00eens\u0103 am dat de un asemenea tembel, cu o fire <strong>autist\u0103<\/strong>, intolerant\u0103. N-am o \u00eenregistrare ca s\u0103 <strong>audia\u021bi<\/strong> \u201epredica satanist\u0103\u201d a taximetristului. C\u0103ci asta \u0219tia s\u0103 fac\u0103 c\u00e2nd nu \u0219ofa. \u0218i-am g\u0103sit o cale s\u0103 nu mai avem de a face, mai grea &#8211; \u00ee\u021bi solicit\u0103 pozi\u021biile fiecare zon\u0103 <strong>axilar\u0103<\/strong> -, mai consumatoare (scrisesem pierz\u0103toare; asta fiindc\u0103 nebunia de sinonim a defectivului este sc\u0103z\u0103\u021biv) de timp. Pe deasupra, de pe acoperi\u0219. Mul\u021bumit \u00eens\u0103 pastorul, Domnul lui, pentru lucrare \u0219i noi. \u0218i \u201enefericitul\u201d vecin c\u0103 sc\u0103pase de noi. Totu\u0219i, el nu pe noi \u00ee\u0219i v\u0103rsa oful, ci pe \u201eclica\u201d care-i sufla constant \u00een ceaf\u0103 versete cre\u0219tine. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>B\u0103t\u0103ile de cap. Singura speran\u021b\u0103 c\u0103 nu te po\u021bi plictisi niciodat\u0103 \u00een meseria de tinichigiu. \u0218i singura certitudine. 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