{"id":25885,"date":"2026-10-26T01:49:41","date_gmt":"2026-10-25T22:49:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25885"},"modified":"2026-10-26T01:49:41","modified_gmt":"2026-10-25T22:49:41","slug":"brigada-diverse-vor-iele-ce-musca","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25885","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (V)or (i)ele (c)e mu(\u0219)c\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>18 octombrie 2026 <\/strong><br \/>\n        Pentru ast\u0103zi propun cinci variante de titlu la cel original. Sper s\u0103 \u00eencap\u0103 \u00een formatul wordpress gazd\u0103.<br \/>\n       Am re\u021bineri \u00een privin\u021ba copiilor \u0219i urc\u0103rii lor pe piedestaluri mai \u00eenalte dec\u00e2t merit\u0103 \u0219i v\u00e2rsta, \u0219i contribu\u021bia. Buz\u0103ul, ora\u0219 atipic, hulit de en\u0219pe mii de rom\u00e2ni pentru ro\u0219ea\u021ba de care nu s-a dezis dec\u00e2t de form\u0103 la revolu\u021bie. Am \u0219i-o strig\u0103tur\u0103 pentru ei: \u201eUnde e\u0219ti tu, Carolic\u0103, s\u0103-\u021bi vezi fiii \u0219i s\u0103 te m\u00e2ndre\u0219ti cu ei?\u201d. O majuscul\u0103 m\u00e2ndriei aduce totu\u0219i a pu\u0219c\u0103rie vr\u00e2ncean\u0103, ceea ce nu le-ar strica multora. Dar, punctul nevralgic \u00eel constituie acordarea cu foarte mare u\u0219urin\u021b\u0103 a titlurilor de cet\u0103\u021bean de onoare. Fra\u021bilor, e copil, indiferent c\u00e2 de olimpic ar fi! De\u0219i nu-i, spun ziarele, primul. Un pic de ra\u021biune maturilor bine le-ar sta. Uite c\u0103 pe Nicu\u0219or \u0103l mai Dan nu l-a f\u0103cut nimeni din \u0103sta de Buz\u0103u \u00een 1988, de\u0219i poate merita atunci. O b\u0103taie pe um\u0103r lui, o b\u0103taie pe um\u0103r profesorilor, o recompens\u0103 modest\u0103 \u0219i-ar fi fost mai echitabil.<br \/>\nPrieteni \u00eemi sunt, cu rezerva c\u0103 amici\u021bia este una de la distan\u021b\u0103 \u0219i sporadic\u0103 la reiterat, \u00eens\u0103 a\u0219a ce nu-mi convin lans\u0103rile lor \u00een p\u0103reri politice. B\u0103, poetul, pictorul, muzicianul cu ale lor.<br \/>\n      P\u0103i, dac\u0103 nu termini, nu mai e\u0219ti b\u0103rbat. Uite ce reclam\u0103 fistichie la cine \u0219tie ce medicament sau unguent minune, c\u00e2t s\u0103 avanseze actul sexual al b\u0103rbatului dincolo de&#8230; cum s-o spun&#8230; &#8211; ca ei, evident &#8211; de finalizarea femeii: \u201eTe-ai s\u0103turat s\u0103 termini primul?\u201d. \u0218i care ar fi problema? Asta-mi aduce aminte de Peter, prietenul lui Becker, dup\u0103 nunt\u0103, c\u00e2nd, abord\u00e2ndu-l cu o rug\u0103minte, mi-a replicat cu cea mai dur-dulce englez\u0103, de\u0219i el neam\u021b, din via\u021ba mea: \u201eNow you have money. You can buy some bottles with wine!\u201d. Conving\u0103tor, nu-i a\u0219a? Precum Peter \u0219i eu. O iei de la \u00eenceput cu&#8230;.<br \/>\n        Buz\u0103ul \u00eens\u0103, revolu\u021bionar. Nu cu mult timp \u00een urm\u0103, o m\u00e2n\u0103 de profesori &#8211; m\u00e2n\u0103 de extraterestru, b\u0103nuiesc, cu 27 de degete &#8211; se d\u0103dur\u0103 la direftoarea (ca \u0103i de la \u021bar\u0103) Ha\u0219deului (r\u0103m\u00e2n la grafia de dinainte) c-un memoriu. De r\u0103u, evident.<br \/>\n        Nem\u021bii cu ar\u021bag ponderat deocamdat\u0103. Cu dronele ruse\u0219ti r\u0103s\u0103rite lor \u00een ograd\u0103. B\u0103\u0219c\u0103lie.<br \/>\n        Cine-o fi aia Lia \u0219i cine o fi \u0103la Nicu\u0219or? \u0218i ce chimie vezi doamne s-a strecurat \u00een privirile lor. Sunte\u021bi siguri, domnilor, c\u0103 se uitau unul la altul? Fiindc\u0103 la cum \u00eel \u0219tiu pe Nicu\u0219or, el greu fixeaz\u0103 \u021bintele vizuale pe la interviuri \u0219i conferin\u021be. V\u0103 spune acest fapt, domnilor psihologi \u0219i psihiatri, ceva, nu vi se pare nimic cunoscut din patologie?<br \/>\n         A fost, nea Nichita. Acum patria este a altor limbi \u0219i agrama\u021bi \u0219i limba a altor patrii.<br \/>\n        Bad news, but real news. Nea Tuc\u0103, ce treceai matale la rele \u0219i imposibili, mai c\u0103 s\u0103 devin\u0103 realitate. Oricum, mai bine l\u0103sai spusele a\u0219a, nu ad\u0103ugai \u00eentoarcerea la rata\u021bii, de popor, Tomac \u0219i Ve\u0219tea. C\u00e2t despre actualul Angry Bird, numai vorbe \u201ebune\u201d, c\u0103 bine fu pus de francezi, americ\u0103no\u0219i \u0219i nefericitul (\u00een opozi\u021bie cu preafericitul) Nicu\u0219or.<br \/>\n        Care-s \u0103ia 78 de procente, c\u0103-i m\u0103n\u00e2nc pe p\u00e2ine? De unde naiba sco\u021bi c\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia s-ar \u00eencumeta s\u0103 voteze pe moldava Maia? Tot cioace, desigur. C-ar fi ajutat Rom\u00e2nia. Da&#8217; vezi, cine nu cite\u0219te tot, ia de bun fake-sondajul. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>18 octombrie 2026 Pentru ast\u0103zi propun cinci variante de titlu la cel original. 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