{"id":25881,"date":"2026-10-26T01:39:18","date_gmt":"2026-10-25T22:39:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25881"},"modified":"2026-10-26T01:39:18","modified_gmt":"2026-10-25T22:39:18","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-avivara","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25881","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Avivar\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>        O lua\u0219i rara, b\u0103iatule!<br \/>\n        Ca pentru mine. \u0218i al\u021bii, care v\u0103d tarlaua national\u0103 legiuirea proprie.<br \/>\n        Am trecut de strada marelui nostru \u0218tefan moldavul, precum g\u00e2\u0219tele colib\u0103\u0219ene s\u00e2s\u00e2ind la cracii pantalonilor mei de zdrami\u021b\u0103 de copil. Fugisem \u0219i atunci, de nenum\u0103rate ori, fug \u0219i acum uit\u00e2nd am\u0103nunte pre\u021bioase. Norocul chior c\u0103 Dan, tablagiu de plai secuiesc, st\u0103tea chiar la intersec\u021bie. Prima c\u0103reia trebuie s\u0103-i acord dou\u0103 momente lucrative. \u00centre \u201e\u0218tefi\u201d \u0219i P\u0103cii i-o Bogz\u0103. Jum\u0103tate. Cu dou\u0103 case trase st\u00e2nga \u0219i dreapta, de o parte \u0219i de alta a medianei, linie perpendicular\u0103 pe axul asfaltului. De oriunde ai privi. O demarca\u021bie care produce bucluc c\u00e2nd oamenii n-au la cap. V-a\u021bi \u00eentreba: ce? Unii-l numesc anatomic creier. Al\u021bii popular glagorie. \u0218mecherii l-au blestemat cu numele piftie. Mai or\u0103\u0219enii trecu\u021bi prin pu\u021bin\u0103 f\u0103in\u0103 \u0219i aer urban \u00eei mai spun minte. Iar cei de\u0219tep\u021bi i-au totul, \u00eel fr\u0103m\u00e2nt\u0103, \u00eel descos kantian \u0219i-l scot ra\u021biune. Ultimii, naivi \u00eens\u0103, \u00eei aloc\u0103 atributul paranormal. Noi r\u0103m\u00e2nem la ce \u0219tim, un pic din toate pentru a ivi un mare nimic.<br \/>\n          Numai elocven\u021b\u0103 n-a fost, dar uite, cuv\u00e2ntul mi-a st\u00e2rnit o oprire obligatorie, un semn pentru alt\u0103 \u201edimensiune\u201d literar\u0103 proprie, unde e locul biciuirii prostiei \u0219i infatu\u0103rii, pe la Brigada&#8230;. Suntem \u00eentr-o ograd\u0103 unde ezotericul, \u00eentr-o form\u0103 bl\u00e2nd ecleziastic\u0103, \u0219i-a f\u0103cut cas\u0103. Sala Regatului a Martorilor lui Iehova. Cl\u0103direa alb\u0103, cum vii de la spital &#8211; cumva anacronice afacerile; depinde cum prive\u0219ti; mie totu\u0219i, dac\u0103 tot e regula \u201e<strong>aulelor<\/strong>\u201d dogmatice ca mai \u00eent\u00e2i s\u0103 te spovedeasc\u0103 preotul, dup\u0103 s\u0103 bagi capul la cutie \u0219i la final s\u0103 prime\u0219ti <strong>aureola<\/strong> sf\u00e2ntului iertat de toate p\u0103catele lume\u0219ti; adic\u0103: \u00een fa\u021ba spitalului trebuia o biseric\u0103 \u0219i pe str\u0103zile laterale \u201emagazinele\u201d cu sicrie \u0219i ornamente mortuare; la noi este invers: \u0219i c\u00e2nd intri, \u0219i c\u00e2nd ie\u0219i din spitalul nou, dai cu nasu-n dantelele \u0219i bradul b\u0103i\u021buit al capacelor de cop\u00e2r\u0219eu -, \u00eenalt\u0103 sigur, angajat\u0103 la sol ca toate construc\u021biile domiciliare: la suficien\u021bi centimetri c\u00e2t s\u0103 se i\u0219te o interminabil\u0103 c\u00e2r\u0103, \u00eenve\u0219nicit\u0103 \u0219i la fa\u021ba locului, \u0219i la tribunal. De unde plecasem, ori la bal, ori la spital, \u0219i unde ajungem: ori vecin, ori mult venin. Bl\u00e2nd pastorul, un copilandru p\u0103rea c\u00e2nd a venit la tata s\u0103-l roage s\u0103 le schimb\u0103m jgheaburile. Slab, smerit, stins \u00een voce. Noi taman pe dos. Dar comportamental, la locul faptelor, cumin\u021bi. S\u0103 nu cumva s\u0103 trezim vreun spirit&#8230;. Pe trei p\u0103r\u021bi de cas\u0103 a t\u0103cut m\u00e2lc. Spiritul. Sau s\u0103-l numesc spirt ori \u0219pri\u021b? Dup\u0103 a\u0219ezarea stradal\u0103, fa\u021ba, laterala dreapt\u0103 \u0219i spatele erau foarte abordabile. Nu \u00een \u00een\u0103l\u021bime, nu \u00een posibilitatea de a sprijini scara extensibil\u0103 pe ceea ce mai to\u021bi o pun \u0219i-i zic flor\u0103rie. Asta era model din anii de final de secol 19 \u00eenceput de secol 20. Cu grinzile la vedere, sculptate, cu podina din exteriorul zidurilor &#8211; pazie, s\u0103geac, cum dori\u021bi a o denumi, nu gre\u0219i\u021bi &#8211; b\u0103tut\u0103 de sus \u00een jos, dinainte de a a\u0219terne astereala. F\u0103r\u0103 un sprijin sigur pentru vreun coco\u021bat ulterior d\u0103rii la cheie a cl\u0103dirii. Cred c\u0103 am recurs la metodele clasice. Cuie, sc\u00e2ndur\u0103 mai lung\u0103, plasarea ei pe capetele de grind\u0103, fixare, scoatere \u0219i mutare \u00een func\u021bie de locul \u00eembin\u0103rii la rece \u0219i la cald a jgheaburilor. Sau sc\u00e2ndur\u0103 legat\u0103 direct de cap\u0103tul superior al sc\u0103rii. \u0218i mai era un impediment, exact pe fa\u021b\u0103, chiar mai multe. Treptele intr\u0103rii &#8211; marchiza nu, ea ne-a facilitat coco\u021barea pe&#8230; \u201elucarn\u0103\u201d -, br\u0103duiul din st\u00e2nga \u0219i florile de l\u00e2ng\u0103 gard. Da&#8217; c\u00e2nd s\u0103 m\u0103 uit mai bine de la distan\u021ba h\u0103r\u021bii google, bradul ioc. \u00cen 2021. \u00cen 2012 da, era, dar nu erau jgheaburile noastre noi. Laterala st\u00e2ng\u0103&#8230;. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O lua\u0219i rara, b\u0103iatule! Ca pentru mine. \u0218i al\u021bii, care v\u0103d tarlaua national\u0103 legiuirea proprie. Am trecut de strada marelui<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25881"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25881"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25881\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25882,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25881\/revisions\/25882"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25881"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25881"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25881"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}