{"id":25866,"date":"2026-10-21T00:11:02","date_gmt":"2026-10-20T21:11:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25866"},"modified":"2026-10-21T00:11:02","modified_gmt":"2026-10-20T21:11:02","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-auriram","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25866","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Aurir\u0103m"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>        \u021auiculi\u021ba coanei Nela&#8230;.<br \/>\n        R\u0103mas tot undeva \u00een trecut, Dan nu-\u0219i uitase obiceiurile. El \u00een schi\u021ba de buc\u0103t\u0103rie, noi la un pas de el, chiar nas \u00een nas, c\u0103ci f\u0103cut\u0103 deja deschiderea, se posta deseori cu coatele pe sc\u00e2ndura, r\u0103mas\u0103 \u00eentreag\u0103, de la baz\u0103 \u0219i mai \u00eencerca conversa\u021bii cu izul mi\u0219toc\u0103resc al copil\u0103riei \u0219i adolescen\u021bei, c\u00e2nd o lua la mi\u0219to pe bunic\u0103-sa \u0219i o \u00eenjura mai ceva ca un birjar. Nou\u0103 nu ne ardea defel. St\u0103team ca pe ace, cu un ochi aruncat c\u00e2nd \u0219i c\u00e2nd jgheabului, ultima salvare \u00een caz de alunecare. A! Ne mai \u00eendemna la o t\u0103rie, precum coana Nela \u00eenainte de mas\u0103, de\u0219i eram pe atunci ni\u0219te \u021b\u00e2nci. N-am dat curs. Construc\u021bia noastr\u0103 a l\u0103sat din panta original\u0103, \u00een st\u00e2nga \u0219i \u00een dreapta, doar c\u00e2te patruzeci de centimetri. \u00cen rest, un tavan ridicat p\u00e2n\u0103 la nivelul \u00eentret\u0103ierii acoperi\u0219ului cu zidul opus deschiderii, la aproape doi metri \u0219i \u0219aptezeci de centimetri, cu o o u\u0219oar\u0103 aplecare spre cap\u0103t \u0219i laterale, s\u0103 curg\u0103 apa, s\u0103 nu cloceasc\u0103 b\u0103ltit\u0103 pe fal\u021buri. Nici nu \u0219tiu c\u0103ror opera\u021biuni s\u0103 le g\u0103sesc greutatea, dificultatea. \u0218i s\u0103 pro\u021b\u0103pe\u0219ti grinzile aproape verticale \u0219i cele aproape orizontale, s\u0103 le legi de c\u0103priorii casei, \u00eenainte s\u0103 destructurezi tabla \u0219i astereala, s\u0103 le sco\u021bi cuiele, s\u0103 le cobori la parter, s\u0103 te fere\u0219ti de ploaie, s\u0103 la\u0219i pe cas\u0103 tablele de leg\u0103tur\u0103 aproape intacte&#8230;. De \u00eentrerupt un dram. A\u0219a nenorocire de fier, de 0,6 mm, o\u021belo\u0219, lung\u0103 foaia de un metru \u0219i ceva&#8230;. \u201eChilipirurile\u201d unchiului Toma, \u0219i el un pic de \u201escul\u0103\u201d pe vremuri. Apoi finaliz\u0103rile, leg\u0103turile cu o\u021beloasa, capetele pentru a se vedea \u0219i a nu se infiltra apa dup\u0103 montarea geamului termopan. \u0218i a dat o ploaie aproape de final&#8230; cu bulbuci. F\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 aib\u0103 curajul s\u0103 se infiltreze la \u00eembin\u0103ri. F\u0103 dolii, f\u0103 \u00eembin\u0103rile imposibile, f\u0103 jgheaburi s\u0103 nu curg\u0103 apa \u0219iroaie de pe pante pe tabla veche \u0219i c\u00e2te un burl\u0103na\u0219 s-o ghideze exact unde s\u0103 ajung\u0103 spre p\u0103m\u00e2nt mai repede. S\u0103 fi stat vreo trei zile. Dou\u0103 la mansarda bucluca\u0219\u0103, una \u00een spate, la unchiul Toma, la parter. Pe gangul mic accesul, \u201einventat\u201d de ad\u0103ugarea unei buc\u0103t\u0103rii de var\u0103 cu etaj l\u00e2ng\u0103 cas\u0103. \u00cen spatele casei, dar pe direc\u021bia opus\u0103 str\u0103zii P\u0103cii. Acolo un acoperi\u0219 de modificat, cu nevoi de schimbare de tabl\u0103 \u0219i de ad\u0103ugat un burlan cu c\u0103dere spre curte. De altfel, nu singurul expus schimb\u0103rilor. Adaugi, lipe\u0219ti de cas\u0103 \u0219i buc\u0103t\u0103rie acoperi\u0219, acoperi \u0219i gangul deodat\u0103 cu prelungirea, burlanul lung din flor\u0103rie p\u00e2n\u0103 pe aleea cimentat\u0103 din jurul casei se mic\u0219oreaz\u0103 \u0219i-\u0219i schimb\u0103 \u0219i direc\u021bia. O sum\u0103 de interven\u021bii cu plusuri \u0219i minusuri, deci nu toate perfecte. \u0218i c\u00e2nd spun perfect m\u0103 refer la epura pe care \u021bi-o furnizeaz\u0103 desenul tehnic din anticul comunism, 3D-ul programelor de proiectare ale calculatoarelor, care, fie vorba \u00eentre noi &#8211; dar nu e un secret, p\u00e2n\u0103 acum <strong>audiar\u0103<\/strong> sute de domni \u0219i de doamne snoavele mele insipide, aiurite, aproape neverosimile, \u00eent\u00e2mplate totu\u0219i -, mai au de lucru p\u00e2n\u0103 la a te l\u0103sa cu gura c\u0103scat\u0103 \u0219i cu m\u00e2inile slobode s\u0103 le strune\u0219ti dup\u0103 vrere. Nu toate precise, \u00eens\u0103, de \u00ee\u021bi dai <strong>autogir<\/strong> c\u0103 la contabilizarea nereu\u0219itelor sunt sub pragul minimal admis, nu mai mult de sub un procent dintr-o sut\u0103, pleci tu cu fruntea sus la final de lucrare. Mai ales de la neamuri.<br \/>\nNeamuri&#8230;. Nu adev\u0103rate. Mama nu era de s\u00e2nge cu coana Nela. Fusese adoptat\u0103, nu din dorin\u021ba \u0219i din neputin\u021ba ei de a aduce pe lume copiii, so\u021bul a \u00eemboldit-o s\u0103 fac\u0103 pasul. O poveste nespus\u0103, dar anticipabil\u0103. Dovezi sunt cel pu\u021bin c\u00e2teva. Denun\u021barea so\u021bului, o ilegalitate care putea deveni apanajul altui asesor dec\u00e2t nevasta, \u0219i aruncarea c\u00e2\u021biva ani \u00een \u00eenchisoare, \u00eempingerea mamei, nereu\u0219it\u0103, de nu m\u0103 aduce pe lume &#8211; mama, chiar la 15 ani, s-a ar\u0103tat ferm\u0103, s-a b\u0103tut ca o leoaic\u0103 pentru nen\u0103scutul ei, eu: \u201eNu <strong>avortez<\/strong> \u0219i pace!\u201d; putea coana Nela s\u0103 pun\u0103 o mie de mili\u021bieni s-o tortureze, \u0219i chiar pusese vreo doi, s\u0103 angajeze o mie de <strong>avocate<\/strong> s-o descurajeze \u0219i totodat\u0103 s\u0103 o condamne pe ea \u0219i pe tata, ambii sub v\u00e2rsta majoratului (tata \u00eemplinise 16), n-ar fi putut s\u0103-i \u00eenduplece, <strong>aviz\u00e2nd<\/strong> am\u00e2ndoi viitoare mea na\u0219tere &#8211; \u0219i afurisenia de a vinde din casa de la Coliba\u0219i tot \u00eenainte s\u0103 moar\u0103. Ar fi fost \u00een stare \u0219i <strong>au\u0219elul<\/strong> poposit pe gard c\u00e2teva secunde s\u0103-l scoat\u0103 la mezat, ca Nic\u0103 pup\u0103za, gardul \u0219i tot ce credea ea c\u0103 nu merit\u0103 mama.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u021auiculi\u021ba coanei Nela&#8230;. R\u0103mas tot undeva \u00een trecut, Dan nu-\u0219i uitase obiceiurile. El \u00een schi\u021ba de buc\u0103t\u0103rie, noi la un<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25866"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25866"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25866\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25867,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25866\/revisions\/25867"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25866"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25866"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25866"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}