{"id":25851,"date":"2026-10-13T00:10:58","date_gmt":"2026-10-12T21:10:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25851"},"modified":"2026-10-13T00:19:02","modified_gmt":"2026-10-12T21:19:02","slug":"cotetul-cu-metafore-mesterul-manoli","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25851","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore &#8211; Me\u0219terul Manole"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; Alo! Neagoe sunt!<br \/>\n&#8211; Alo, da! Neagoe? Care Neagoe?<br \/>\n&#8211; Basarab&#8230;.<br \/>\n&#8211; Aoleu, \u0219efu`! Nu v-am recunoscut! V\u0103-mbog\u0103\u021bi\u021bi, s\u0103 mor io!&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Da, da, hai las\u0103! B\u0103i, Manole, ia uite ce m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc io! Zic s\u0103 fac o m\u0103n\u0103stire aci, la Curtea de Arge\u0219! Ce zici? Te bagi? Cu b\u0103ie\u021bii t\u0103i&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Io \u0219tiu, \u0219efu`? Se pl\u0103te\u0219te? C\u0103 io nu vreau s\u0103 m\u0103 cert iar cu b\u0103e\u021bii!&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Se pl\u0103te\u0219te, m\u0103! Se pl\u0103te\u0219te! Io pl\u0103tesc!&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; \u0102\u0103\u0103&#8230; p\u0103i, aia zic! C\u0103 \u0219i data trecut\u0103, tot mata ai pl\u0103tit \u0219i nu prea a fost bine!&#8230; B\u0103e\u021bii a zis c\u0103 nu mai&#8230; gata! Nu cu matale!<br \/>\n&#8211; M\u0103, tu n-auzi c\u0103 pl\u0103tesc? Acuma e cu fonduri de-alea europene! Am b\u0103gat-o p\u0103 Anghel Saligny oleac\u0103, p\u0103 PNRM oleac\u0103&#8230; Hai, c\u0103 facem treab\u0103! Zi, c\u0103, dac\u0103 nu, g\u0103sesc p\u0103 al\u021bii!&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; \u0102\u0103\u0103\u0103, \u0219efu` da` ce-i aia&#8230; penereme&#8230;. sau cum \u00eei zice? C\u0103 n-am mai auzit! Nici de Anghel \u0103la n-am auzit, da` m\u0103car sun\u0103 a om!&#8230; Zic!<br \/>\n&#8211; P\u0103i, n-ai mai auzit, m\u0103, c\u0103 io am inventat asta! Ce alt domnitor a mai avut ideea asta?&#8230; Penereme \u00eensemneaz\u0103 Pl\u0103nuirea Nemaipomenit\u0103 a Ridic\u0103rii Monastirii!&#8230; A? Ce zici? Nu sun\u0103 mi\u0219to?&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; \u0218efu`, s\u0103 m\u0103 ierta\u021bi de \u00eendr\u0103zneal\u0103!&#8230;. De sunat sun\u0103 mi\u0219to, da` io trebe s\u0103 vorbesc cu b\u0103e\u021bii mei, dac\u0103 mai vrea s\u0103 se bage la combina\u021bia asta!&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Bine, m\u0103! Vorbe\u0219te cu b\u0103e\u021bii, \u0219i m\u0103 suni! B\u0103, da` azi, nu m\u00e2ine! Da?<br \/>\n&#8211; Azi, \u0219efu`!&#8230; S\u0103n\u0103tate \u0219i numa` bine, \u0219efu`!&#8230; Pfoooai de capu` meu! C\u00e2nd o s-auz\u0103 b\u0103e\u021bii, o s\u0103 ia foc!&#8230;<br \/>\nPeste o or\u0103.<br \/>\n&#8211; `Ai noroc, b\u0103ie\u021bii!<br \/>\n&#8211; Mnoro`, me\u0219tere! Ce dracu`, bre, ne chemi la ora asta?! Taman c\u00e2nd voiam \u0219i io s\u0103 m\u0103-mpreunez cu muierea mea?&#8230; Arde ceva?<br \/>\n&#8211; Ap\u0103i, nu arde, m\u0103, Serafime, da` p\u0103 tine, c\u00e2nd te cat\u0103 omu`, tu te-mpreunezi cu muierea! Mai las-o s\u0103 se hodineasc\u0103, pe s\u0103raca muiere!&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; \u0218i ce, bre? Te oftici? H\u0103, h\u0103!<br \/>\n&#8211; Nu m\u0103 mai oftic demult, m\u0103, Serafime! Da` ziceam s\u0103 vorbim, c\u0103 ne-a picat o lucrare! Mare!<br \/>\n&#8211; C\u00e2t de mare, bre, me\u0219tere?<br \/>\n&#8211; Mare, m\u0103, Eftimie! Mare! De la \u0219efu`&#8230; Basarab!<br \/>\n&#8211; Ceeee?!! De la \u0103la?&#8230; Tr\u0103gea-mi-a\u0219 c\u0103ru\u021ba cu boi peste el, mort! De nelegiuit ce este el!&#8230; Nu! Io nu mai muncesc pentru \u0103la, poa` s\u0103 m\u0103 pl\u0103teasc\u0103 \u0219i-n aur! Ce lucrare mai are, acuma?<br \/>\n&#8211; Eeei, m\u0103, Ghenadie! P\u0103 tine, \u0219i dac\u0103 te-ar pl\u0103ti omu` \u00een smaragde de-alea, tot nu te-ai urni din loc! A zis c\u0103 vrea s\u0103 fac\u0103 o monastire p\u0103 Arge\u0219, \u00een jos, c\u0103 pl\u0103te\u0219te&#8230; c\u0103 are o Pl\u0103nuire de-aia&#8230; De-aia v-am chemat, s\u0103 v\u0103-ntreb dac\u0103 v\u0103 b\u0103ga\u021bi!<br \/>\n&#8211; Bre, io nu \u0219tiu ce s\u0103 zic acuma\u0219a! S\u0103 vorbesc cu muierea, s\u0103 v\u0103z c\u00e2nd \u00eei vine sorocu`, c\u0103 \u0219tii c-a r\u0103mas grea&#8230; \u0218i-i mai am \u0219i p-\u0103ilal\u021bi nou\u0103, dac\u0103 vine \u0219i \u0103sta micu, zece, care-i \u0219i \u00eentrece&#8230; Ana matale ce zice? Cu ea ai vorbit?<br \/>\n&#8211; M\u0103, Inochentie, nu-i treaba ta ce zice Ana mea, da? Ce s\u0103 zic\u0103? Zice ca mine, c\u0103, altfel, n-are-ncotro! C\u0103-i place s\u0103 numere galbenii \u0219i s\u0103-i cheltuie pe tot felul de lucru\u0219oare muiere\u0219ti!&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Deh, bre! S\u0103 zici bogdaproste c\u0103 n-ai \u0219i copii, ca noi! C\u0103 nu te vedeam bine, z\u0103u!&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Bine, m\u0103, Mitrule! A\u0219a o fi, dac\u0103 zici tu!&#8230; Hai, ce-i spun omului \u0103luia?&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Bre, dac\u0103 e, s\u0103 \u0219tii c\u0103 io nu mai vreu salahor! Mi-ajunser\u0103 m\u00e2inile la genunchi, de c\u00e2t am c\u0103rat! Mai pune-l \u0219i p-\u0103sta, p\u0103 Nicanor! S\u0103 mai care \u0219i el, ce&#8230; aia m\u0103-sii?<br \/>\n&#8211; Ce, m\u0103? Ai dat de greu? Iote la el?!<br \/>\n&#8211; Nicanoare! Mitrule! Nu v\u0103 mai pl\u00e2nge\u021bi at\u00e2ta, c\u0103 v\u0103 ia mama dracului! Putorilor! E greu, ai? Da` colo, c\u00e2nd num\u0103ra\u021bi la g\u0103lbiori, \u0219i-i b\u0103ga\u021bi \u00eentre turturelele lu` hangi\u021ba de la hanu` Conachi, e bine, nu? Atunci nu v\u0103 mai doare nimic, fir-a\u021bi ai dracu`, Doamne, iart\u0103-m\u0103! de puturo\u0219i!&#8230; Mie s\u0103-mi zice\u021bi acuma, ce-ave\u021bi de g\u00e2nd! Ia uite, m\u0103?! Am ajuns s\u0103 m\u0103 rog de to\u021bi muco\u0219ii!<br \/>\n&#8211; Hoo, bre! Gata! Ce te istericalizezi at\u00e2ta?&#8230; Zice\u021bi, m\u0103! Mergem cu me\u0219teru`?<br \/>\n&#8211; Mergem, bre! Mergem!&#8230; Da` nu ne-ai zis nimica de c\u00e2t pl\u0103te\u0219te! Ne d\u0103 m\u00e2ncare, b\u0103utur\u0103? I-ai zis c\u0103 s-a scumpit materialele? C\u0103 poate nu \u0219tie \u0219i iar face ca to\u021bi dracii c\u00e2nd aude c\u00e2t face lucrarea!<br \/>\n&#8211; M\u0103, P\u0103trule, las\u0103 asta-n grija mea!&#8230;<br \/>\nPeste \u0219ase luni&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Bre, me\u0219tere, parc\u0103 suntem blestema\u021bi! N-am p\u0103\u021bit a\u0219a ceva de c\u00e2nd mama m-a f\u0103cut! Auzi! Ce ridici ziua s\u0103 se d\u0103r\u00e2me noaptea! Aicea e fermece, bre! Vreo h\u00e2rc\u0103 de bab\u0103 ne-a blestemat! Z\u0103u!&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Apuc\u0103, m\u0103, de fr\u00e2nghia aia, \u0219i nu te mai v\u0103ic\u0103ri at\u00e2ta! O fi de la nisipu` \u0103sta! O rezolv\u0103m noi \u0219i p-asta!&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Bre, dac\u0103 zici matale!&#8230; Da` ce-ai, c\u0103 nu prea ai to\u021bi boii acas\u0103! Ce te mai fr\u0103m\u00e2nt\u0103?<br \/>\n&#8211; Eeei, las\u0103!<br \/>\n&#8211; `Ai, bre, zi! C\u0103 \u0219tii c\u0103 mie po\u021bi s\u0103-mi zici! Ce-ai p\u0103\u021bit?<br \/>\n&#8211; Am visat ceva, m\u0103, Serafime! Ceva nasol!..<br \/>\n&#8211; Ei, ce-ai visat?<br \/>\n&#8211; Am visat c\u0103-mi zicea cineva c\u0103, dac\u0103 vrem s\u0103 \u021bie zidurile astea, trebe s\u0103 zidim o muiere \u00een ele! Prima muiere care vine!<br \/>\n&#8211; H\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103! Ce vise mai ai \u0219i matale, bre? \u0218i doar nu te-ai sup\u0103rat din at\u00e2ta lucru! Parc\u0103 nu te \u0219tiam a\u0219a&#8230; degrab\u0103 aplec\u0103toriu cu urechea la toate eresurile! Auzi! S\u0103 zide\u0219ti o muiere! H\u0103, h\u0103! \u0218i matale crezi prostiile-astea?<br \/>\n&#8211; M\u0103, nu, da` diminea\u021b\u0103 i-am zis muierii s\u0103 vie cu de-ale gurii!<br \/>\n&#8211; Aoleu! Bre, s\u0103 \u0219tii c\u0103 se vede ceva, colo p\u0103 l\u00e2ng\u0103 p\u0103duricea aia! Ea o fi?<br \/>\n&#8211; Bate-te peste gur\u0103, netrebnicule!&#8230; Doamne, nu m\u0103 os\u00e2ndi! \u021aine-o acas\u0103 p\u0103 Ana mea!&#8230; \u021aine-o acas\u0103!&#8230; \u021aine-o&#8230; Pfooai! Ea e!<br \/>\n&#8211; Manole, Manole, \u021bi-am adus fasole! Ce dracu` m\u0103, doar at\u00e2ta a\u021bi lucrat? Aaaaoleu! V-a\u021bi ramolit, m\u0103!&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; An\u0103! Ani\u0219oara mea! De ce-ai venit taman tu, acuma?<br \/>\n&#8211; Manole, Manole! Me\u0219tere Manole! Ori nu \u021bi-e bine? Nu mi-ai zis s\u0103 viu s\u0103-\u021bi aduc de-ale gurii?&#8230; A\u0219a mi-ai zis, a\u0219a am f\u0103cut, na! Ce nu-\u021bi convine? Hai, m\u00e2nca\u021bi c\u0103 se r\u0103ce\u0219te fasolea, nu mai r\u00e2nji\u021bi fasolele la mine!<br \/>\n&#8211; An\u0103, las\u0103 c\u0103 om m\u00e2nca, da` p\u00e2n-atunci, ia vino tu-ncoace, fata mea! Ia stai tu acilea l\u00e2ng\u0103 peretele \u0103sta!<br \/>\n&#8211; Ei, iaca stau, na!<br \/>\n&#8211; A\u0219a! Nu te mi\u0219ca!<br \/>\n&#8211; M\u0103, ce-ave\u021bi voi de g\u00e2nd, c\u0103 mie nu-mi place, z\u0103u! Ce dracu`, Manoli? V-a\u021bi z\u0103rghit de tot?&#8230; Manoli! Manoli! Me\u015ftere Manoli! Agiung\u0103-\u0163i de \u015fag\u0103, c\u0103 nu-i bun\u0103, drag\u0103! Zidul r\u0103u m\u0103 str\u00e2nge, trupu\u015foru-mi fr\u00e2nge!<br \/>\nManoli t\u0103cea \u0219i mereu zidea&#8230; Zidu-o cuprindea, p\u00e2n\u2019 la glezni\u015foare&#8230; p\u00e2n\u2019 la pulpi\u015foare&#8230; p\u00e2n\u2019 la costi\u015foare&#8230; p\u00e2n\u2019 la \u0163\u00e2\u0163i\u015foare&#8230; Ana, vai de ea, tot mereu pl\u00e2ngea, \u0219i mereu zicea:<br \/>\n&#8211; Manoli, Manoli! Me\u015ftere Manoli! Zidul r\u0103u m\u0103 str\u00e2nge, \u021b\u00e2\u0163i\u015foara-mi pl\u00e2nge, copila\u015fu-mi fr\u00e2nge!<br \/>\n\u0218i c\u00e2nd auzea, Manoli turba, fiindc\u0103 nu \u0219tia c\u0103 muierea sa, \u00een trupu-i purta pe odrasla sa, pe care-o dorea&#8230; \u015ei mereu lucra. Zidul se suia, mai mult o cuprindea, p\u00e2n\u2019 la costi\u015foare, pan\u2019 la \u0163\u00e2\u0163i\u015foare, p\u00e2n\u2019 la buzi\u015foare, p\u00e2n\u2019 la ochi\u015fori&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Me\u0219tere, ce facem, bre? Nu \u021bi-e mil\u0103 de ea?<br \/>\n&#8211; Zide\u0219te, Nicanoare! Zide\u0219te! url\u0103 Manole.<br \/>\nAna, vai de ea, nu se mai vedea, ci se auzea din zid, c\u00e2nd pl\u00e2ngea:<br \/>\n&#8211; Manoli, Manoli! Me\u015ftere Manoli! Zidul r\u0103u m\u0103 str\u00e2nge!&#8230; Via\u0163a mi se stinge!&#8230;<br \/>\nDup\u0103 trei zile&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Am s\u0103v\u00e2r\u0219it-o \u0219i p-asta! A dat Domnul! Ai avut dreptate Me\u0219tere! Altfel nu mai terminam niciodat\u0103! S\u0103-i fie \u021b\u0103r\u00e2na u\u0219oar\u0103 lu` Ana matale, c\u0103 mare lucru a f\u0103cut pentru noi!&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Mmm?<br \/>\n&#8211; Ei, las\u0103! Iote c\u0103 vine boss, pe un cal frumos! S\u0103 vie banii la b\u0103e\u021bi! Estee! B\u0103\u0103\u0103, vine banii!<br \/>\n&#8211; S\u0103 vie, c\u0103 ne-am s\u0103turat de c\u00e2t am h\u0103m\u0103lit aicea!<br \/>\nNegru-Vod\u0103 vine \u00eenso\u021bit de zece slujitori, coboar\u0103 de pe cal, d\u0103 roat\u0103 m\u0103n\u0103stirii \u0219i nu zice nimic&#8230;<br \/>\nManole \u0219i ceilal\u021bi \u00eel privesc de pe turla m\u0103n\u0103stirii. Inochentie sare cu vorba:<br \/>\n`Ai, boss, c\u0103 \u021bi-am f\u0103cut lucrare ca lumea! Nu mai are nimenea a\u0219a ceva \u00een vecii vecilor! \u0218i nu mai g\u0103se\u0219ti al\u021bii mai buni ca noi!&#8230; \u0218i s\u0103 nu mai zic pe cine-am zidit \u00een frumuse\u021bea asta de pere\u021bi! O s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2ie \u00een pove\u0219ti \u0103lora de dup\u0103 noi, de frumoas\u0103 ce e, bre! S\u0103 ne dai galbenii, cum am vorbit!&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; M\u0103, ce s\u0103 zic?&#8230; Nu \u0219tiu ce vre\u021bi voi s\u0103 zice\u021bi, da` mie nu-mi place asta! Vreau alta! \u00cemi face\u021bi alta mai mare \u0219i mai frumoas\u0103 \u0219i v\u0103 dau banii!&#8230; Ce zice\u021bi?<br \/>\n&#8211; Pfoaai! \u021ai-am zis, me\u0219tere? \u021ai-am zis!&#8230; \u021ai-am zis c\u0103 \u0103sta e zg\u00e2rcit \u0219i nu pl\u0103te\u0219te!&#8230; Acuma, na! Me\u0219tere! Zi, bre, ceva!&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Manole, facem t\u00e2rgu`?<br \/>\n&#8211; Mmm?&#8230; An\u0103, zorile se vars\u0103!&#8230; Las\u0103-m\u0103 s\u0103 merg acas\u0103!&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; B\u0103, lua\u021bi-le schelele! Da\u021bi-le jos! S\u0103 stea acolo p\u00e2n\u0103-i m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 corbii! P\u0103i, cuteaz\u0103 ei s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eenfrunte?! Io am Pl\u0103nuire, am galbeni&#8230; n-am timp de prostii de-astea!<br \/>\n&#8211; B\u0103, las\u0103 schela aia! B\u0103, n-auzi? S\u0103 n-am parte de ce-am mai scump, dac\u0103 nu te sparg, s\u0103 moar\u0103 m\u0103-ta! B\u0103\u0103!<br \/>\nDup\u0103 dou\u0103 zile. Manole n-a scos o vorb\u0103 \u0219i prive\u0219te mereu \u00een gol de pe turl\u0103&#8230; La un moment dat, se ridic\u0103 se duce c\u0103tre o gr\u0103mad\u0103 de \u0219indril\u0103 r\u0103mas\u0103&#8230; Ucenicii \u00eel privesc nelini\u0219ti\u021bi, \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103-\u0219i dea seama ce vrea s\u0103 fac\u0103. Manole ia o bucat\u0103 de \u0219indril\u0103, se uit\u0103 la ea, apoi o alta&#8230; \u0218i cu acestea \u00een m\u00e2ini, se apropie de marginea acoperi\u0219ului, ridic\u0103 bra\u021bele a zbor \u0219i se arunc\u0103 \u00een gol, strig\u00e2nd:<br \/>\n&#8211; An\u0103, zorile se vars\u0103! Las\u0103-m\u0103 s\u0103 merg acas\u0103!&#8230;<br \/>\nDin zidurile albe se aude un glas stins.<br \/>\n&#8211; Manoli, Manoli! Dragul meu Manoli!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; Alo! Neagoe sunt! &#8211; Alo, da! Neagoe? Care Neagoe? &#8211; Basarab&#8230;. &#8211; Aoleu, \u0219efu`! Nu v-am recunoscut! 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