{"id":25792,"date":"2026-09-15T23:37:09","date_gmt":"2026-09-15T20:37:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25792"},"modified":"2026-09-15T23:37:09","modified_gmt":"2026-09-15T20:37:09","slug":"cotetul-cu-metafore-mamutii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25792","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore – Mamu\u021bii"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Cic\u0103, pe-aici pe la Buz\u0103u,
\ndeparte, \u00een trecutul s\u0103u,
\ntr\u0103iau nestingheri\u021bi mamu\u021bi
\natunci, st\u0103p\u00e2nii absolu\u021bi…<\/p>\n

Pe acest picior de plai,
\npe-aceast\u0103 gur\u0103 de rai,
\ntr\u0103iau atunci, tot buzoieni,
\nfiind… neanderthalieni.<\/p>\n

De atunci, din acea er\u0103,
\ncare-a fost doar efemer\u0103,
\nmul\u021bi mamu\u021bi dac\u0103 aveai,
\nar\u0103ta nivel de trai…<\/p>\n

N-aveau rond cu avion,
\nnici ma\u0219ini, un milion,
\nc\u0103ci, atunci \u00een cuaternar
\nnu era Toma primar…<\/p>\n

N-aveau \u0219an\u021buri pe Unirii,
\nde ru\u0219inea Omenirii,
\n\u0219i nici locuri de parcare…
\n(Asta e o divagare!..)<\/p>\n

N-aveau Centru renovat,
\n(Ce dracu` m-a apucat?)
\nC\u0103 tr\u0103iau \u00eenc\u0103-n caverne,
\nhabar n-aveau de guverne!<\/p>\n

Ei, erau c\u00e2\u021biva b\u0103ie\u021bi,
\nce desenau pe pere\u021bi,
\nc\u00e2nd erau a\u0219a mai tri\u0219ti,
\n\u0219i au fost numi\u021bi… arti\u0219ti!<\/p>\n

\u0218i de-aceea, to\u021bi str\u0103mo\u0219ii,
\nse b\u0103teau mereu, c\u0103po\u0219ii,
\ndoar cu arcuri \u0219i s\u0103ge\u021bi,
\nde se pierdeau multe vie\u021bi…<\/p>\n

\u0218i atunci, ca \u0219i acuma!
\nNu s-a prea schimbat cutuma,
\ncu-aceea\u0219i s\u0103lb\u0103ticie
\nse bat unii pe-o… \u201eF\u00e2\u0219ie\u201d!<\/p>\n

Tot de-atunci s-au g\u0103sit urme
\nde conflicte pentru turme,
\nc\u0103 voiau s\u0103 aib\u0103 multe
\ncu mamu\u021bi \u0219i cu… mamute!<\/p>\n

\u0218i dup\u0103 ce se luptau,
\ndin prad\u0103 se \u00eenfruptau,
\niar dac\u0103 le venea r\u0103u,
\nvomitau chiar \u00een Buz\u0103u…<\/p>\n

Nu \u0219tiau ce-i poluarea,
\n\u0219i care le e valoarea
\nunor oase ce-au r\u0103mas
\nde la cheful ce l-au tras…<\/p>\n

Au trecut de-atunci ani buni,
\nvreo cinci glacia\u021biuni,
\n\u0219i trei \u00eenc\u0103lziri globale,
\npeste bietele-animale…<\/p>\n

\u00cen acest timp au murit,
\ndar azi s-au descoperit
\n\u0219i le admir\u0103m cu to\u021bii
\nce frumo\u0219i le erau col\u021bii…<\/p>\n

Dar, \u0219i ast\u0103zi mai sunt mul\u021bi
\nce se cred, la fel, \u201emamu\u021bi\u201d
\ncrez\u00e2nd c\u0103 dac\u0103 e \u201emare\u201d,
\nel, niciodat\u0103 nu dispare!<\/p>\n

C\u0103, dac\u0103 sunt mari \u00een func\u021bie,
\nnu-s atin\u0219i de vreo \u201eextinc\u021bie\u201d,
\nc\u0103 sunt unici pe planet\u0103,
\nnelovi\u021bi de vreo… \u201ecomet\u0103\u201d!<\/p>\n

Dar, nu \u0219tii, Doamne fere\u0219te!,
\nce \u201ecomet\u0103\u201d te love\u0219te,
\n\u0219i dispari din lista sor\u021bii
\nde nu se g\u0103sesc nici \u201ecol\u021bii\u201d!<\/p>\n

Nici pe malul vreunui r\u00e2u,
\nnici \u00een lanul cel de gr\u00e2u,
\nde nu vor mai \u0219ti urma\u0219ii,
\nde unde vin b\u0103\u0219tina\u0219ii…<\/p>\n

O s\u0103 cread\u0103 c\u0103-n Buz\u0103u,
\ns-a tr\u0103it at\u00e2t de r\u0103u,
\n\u00eenc\u00e2t, oamenii, s\u0103 scape,
\nse-necau ca s\u0103 nu crape!<\/p>\n

\u0218i nimeni n-o s\u0103-i g\u0103seasc\u0103
\noasele s\u0103 le cinsteasc\u0103,
\n\u0219i-or s\u0103 fie surzi \u0219i mu\u021bi,
\ncrez\u00e2nd c\u0103 sunt tot… mamu\u021bi!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Mamu\u021bii Cic\u0103, pe-aici pe la Buz\u0103u, departe, \u00een trecutul s\u0103u, tr\u0103iau nestingheri\u021bi mamu\u021bi atunci, st\u0103p\u00e2nii absolu\u021bi… Pe acest picior de<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":6643,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[317,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25792"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25792"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25792\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25793,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25792\/revisions\/25793"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6643"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25792"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25792"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25792"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}