{"id":25786,"date":"2026-09-14T00:24:26","date_gmt":"2026-09-13T21:24:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25786"},"modified":"2026-09-14T00:24:26","modified_gmt":"2026-09-13T21:24:26","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-avortai","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25786","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Avortai"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>         Dep\u0103\u0219ite cu foarte pu\u021bin.<br \/>\n         M-a fericit c\u0103 o parte dintre ele au \u00eenc\u0103put \u0219i pe m\u00e2inile altor ochi. Am r\u0103mas totu\u0219i cu mai pu\u021bin entuziasm dup\u0103 ce un confrate a dat la iveal\u0103 adev\u0103ratul motiv al preumbl\u0103rii mele pe str\u0103zi \u0219i printre oameni. Mi se p\u0103ruse mai interesant \u0219i mai \u00eencuriozitat atunci, la lansare, unde fusese mai pe placul ideii de la care am \u0219i pornit cu \u00eenmiita m\u0103run\u021bit\u0103 poveste. Cuvintele ascunse limbajului curent, ascuns chiar unei eleva\u021bii de construct beletristic la mai marii no\u0219tri \u00eenv\u0103\u021ba\u021bi.<br \/>\nDe\u0219i nu m\u0103 sfiisem s\u0103 dau un \u201erenume\u201d altui fr\u0103\u021b\u00e2ne de s\u00e2nge artistic, a\u0219a, mai prin dosul amici\u021biei, mi-e c\u0103, dup\u0103 ce domnul Cicu a uzat de str\u0103zi, lucr\u0103ri \u0219i oameni un pic mai mult dec\u00e2t am avut a\u0219tept\u0103ri, mi se poate atribui mai cu succes mie: Nostradalus.<br \/>\n         Nefiind o <strong>atonal\u0103<\/strong> ie\u0219ire din carapacea poreclei pecetluite de Matu\u0219evski, Fulgeric\u0103, ci mai cur\u00e2nd o \u00eensumare a devotamentului ofrand\u0103 celor mul\u021bi \u0219i nu prea \u00eenst\u0103ri\u021bi. N-o spun ca pe vreo \u00eemp\u0103unare. Boga\u021bii locurilor noastre nu ne-au prea avut la suflet. Contrar oric\u0103ror p\u0103reri, mai scump le p\u0103ream lor dec\u00e2t oamenilor care doreau repara\u021bii sau \u00eenvelitori noi de nevoie, de stringen\u021b\u0103. \u0218i mai mult ei ne-au pus deasupra capetelor abanos <strong>aureole<\/strong>.<br \/>\n        Nu m\u0103 mai dau \u00een v\u00e2nt dup\u0103 c\u00e2ini cum m\u0103 \u021bin dup\u0103 coada pisicilor. Cu de-ale gurii \u0219i prezen\u021bei pe b\u0103t\u0103tur\u0103. Dup\u0103 Linda, Feti\u021ba \u0219i c\u00e2inele de la B\u0103l\u0103ceanu, Bimbirel de la Coliba\u0219i, dup\u0103&#8230;. Cu groaz\u0103 parcurg lista celor ce s-au dus. Dup\u0103 Bobby, de la mama, c\u0103\u021beii sunt doar a\u0219a, de m\u00e2ng\u00e2iat pe cre\u0219tet de ocazie, nu de pus la suflet. N\u0103v\u0103liser\u0103 \u201epot\u0103ile\u201d \u201eelenacuza\u201d-cului c\u00e2nd ne-au auzit portierele deschise. Ne-am ab\u0103tut \u00eentr-o nou\u0103 formul\u0103 la casa-i pentru un nimic de jgheab, nou\u021b, scurtu\u021b. Eu \u0219i Nae. Cum tata \u0219i Cristi fuseser\u0103 c\u00e2ndva. Joas\u0103 anexa, \u00eens\u0103 nu f\u0103r\u0103 probleme. C\u00e2rlige neascult\u0103toare, cap\u0103t st\u00e2ng str\u00e2mtorat de perete, cap\u0103t drept de \u00eembinat cu jgheabul preexistent. \u0218i nu doar at\u00e2t. Proprietar, curte personal\u0103, cerin\u021be de nerefuzat. Mutarea burlanului aferent jgheabului nou cu un metru spre cel\u0103lalt. Bine c\u0103 ne-a spus \u00eenainte de a da gaur\u0103 pentru c\u0103z\u0103nel, altfel m fi fost nevoi\u021bi s\u0103 d\u0103m ia jgheabul jos, s\u0103 desfacem partea g\u0103urit\u0103 gre\u0219it (bine, dar nu dup\u0103 voia angajatorului), s\u0103 mergem la atelier pentru a f\u0103uri \u00eenc\u0103 un metru de jgheab (ceea ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat&#8230;), s\u0103 ne \u00eentoarcem, s\u0103 relipim, s\u0103 repunem pe pozi\u021bii, s\u0103&#8230;. Toate opera\u021biunile de la cap\u0103t. \u0218i nu-l v\u0103d e pe acela care s\u0103 mai <strong>aviveze<\/strong> cu acela\u0219i aplomb dup\u0103. Te \u00eenmoi, te enervezi \u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi revii e\u0219ti deja acas\u0103. Oricum, nef\u0103cuta eroare nu putea fi mai grea dec\u00e2t ultima dolean\u021b\u0103. Peste \u201edrum\u201d de anexate, stingher\u0103 st\u0103tea o alt\u0103 cl\u0103diru\u021b\u0103. Ea a avut parte de r\u0103bdarea \u0219i priceperea noastr\u0103 de a \u00eembina vechituri. Nu ziceam c\u0103 ne-au urm\u0103rit tot timpul. \u0218i e un fapt <strong>avuabil<\/strong>, incontestabil \u0219i aproape l\u0103udabil, dac\u0103 printre prietenii no\u0219tri n-ar fi c\u00e2te un pi\u0219icher care s\u0103 te ia la trei p\u0103ze\u0219te c\u0103 te zba\u021bi ca fraierul. \u0218i c\u00e2nd te mai \u0219i ia istorice\u0219te&#8230;. C\u0103 am mers la lucr\u0103ri \u00een autobuz, c\u0103 am c\u0103rat scule \u0219i pluviale cu c\u0103ruciorul (da, e acolo, la casa p\u0103rin\u021bilor, pe Br\u00e2ncoveanu), cu bicicletele (oale-s \u0219i ulcele, la fier vechi), cu junghiul de Oltcit, la to\u021bi nebunii, pe toate prostiile de acoperi\u0219uri \u0219i-n toate anotimpurile. Le-am mai ripostat, p\u00e2n\u0103 i-am l\u0103sat \u00een plata domnului cu cea mai mare neb\u0103gare \u00een seam\u0103. Ce \u0219tiu ei? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dep\u0103\u0219ite cu foarte pu\u021bin. M-a fericit c\u0103 o parte dintre ele au \u00eenc\u0103put \u0219i pe m\u00e2inile altor ochi. 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