{"id":25768,"date":"2026-09-11T01:24:31","date_gmt":"2026-09-10T22:24:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25768"},"modified":"2026-09-11T01:24:50","modified_gmt":"2026-09-10T22:24:50","slug":"cotetul-cu-metafore-mafiot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25768","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore – Mafiot"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Dragii mei, a\u0219a cum deja \u0219ti\u021bi,
\nnoi, r\u00e2mnicenii suntem renumi\u021bi
\npentru c\u0103-n inima localit\u0103\u021bii
\nse vede cultul personalit\u0103\u021bii…<\/p>\n

\u0218i-am ar\u0103tat c-avem \u0219i gusturi
\npe care le-am turnat \u00een busturi
\nce vor r\u0103m\u00e2ne peste genera\u021bii
\ndovada c\u0103 n-au fost… halucina\u021bii!<\/p>\n

Dar, de cur\u00e2nd, poate-a\u021bi aflat
\nc\u0103, tot de-aici, din R\u00e2mnicu S\u0103rat
\neste originar \u0219i-un alt american,
\najuns celebru acolo, peste ocean…<\/p>\n

Americanii l-au numit Kid Cann
\npe mafiotul nostru, r\u00e2mnicean,
\ncare \u0219i-a construit o \u201ecarier\u0103\u201d
\ncu gloan\u021bele dintr-o mitralier\u0103…<\/p>\n

Dar mai \u00eent\u00e2i, el a v\u00e2ndut ziare,
\nfiindc\u0103 avea dificult\u0103\u021bi financiare,
\n\u0219i a ajuns, apoi, din v\u00e2nz\u0103tor,
\nun mare criminal \u0219i-un infractor…<\/p>\n

El a ucis chiar \u0219i un jurnalist
\nfiindc\u0103 a vrut s\u0103 fie mai legist
\n\u0219i n-a luat mit\u0103, ci, dimpotriv\u0103,
\na scris despre aceast\u0103 tentativ\u0103…<\/p>\n

\u00cens\u0103, ceva tot mai avea frumos:
\nse spune c\u0103 era un supersti\u021bios,
\ncare, din banii pe care-i jefuia,
\n10 procente, la biserici, d\u0103ruia!<\/p>\n

(Cred c\u0103 de-aicea s-o fi inspirat
\npreafericitul p\u0103rinte Calistrat
\nc\u00e2nd a zis c\u0103 se cuvine zeciuiala
\nbisericii, din toat\u0103 agoniseala!<\/p>\n

\u0218i de-aia cred c-a sup\u0103rat pe to\u021bi,
\nc\u0103 ne credea un fel de mafio\u021bi,
\nce trec pe la biseric\u0103 vremelnic
\n\u0219i nici m\u0103car cu un pomelnic!)<\/p>\n

Revin la mafiotul r\u00e2mnicean,
\ncare-a dus R\u00e2mnicul peste ocean
\n\u0219i trebuie s\u0103 recunoa\u0219tem to\u021bi,
\nc\u0103-n R\u00e2mnic s-au n\u0103scut \u0219i mafio\u021bi!<\/p>\n

Dar, ast\u0103zi, fiindc\u0103 ei n-au viz\u0103,
\npe plan local fac mafie-n… franciz\u0103,
\nnumit\u0103 \u0219i ,,parteneriat strategic\u201d,
\ncare-i \u0219i sus\u021binut \u00een mod energic…<\/p>\n

De-aceea, cred c\u0103, pentru echilibru,
\n\u0219i-aceast\u0103 personalitate de calibru,
\nar trebui s\u0103 aib\u0103, domnule, un bust,
\nf\u0103cut din fraudare \u0219i… bun gust!<\/p>\n

S\u0103 nu se fac\u0103 vreo discriminare
\n\u00eentre un ,,mafiot\u201d \u0219i altul, oarecare,
\no mare personalitate din cultur\u0103
\nde-aici, din Subcarpa\u021bii de Curbur\u0103!<\/p>\n

S\u0103 pun\u0103, dom` le, m\u00e2n\u0103 de la m\u00e2n\u0103,
\nceva \u00een urma lor ca s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103,
\n\u0219i-n amintirea noastr\u0103, a r\u00e2mnicenilor,
\nbustul din bronz al unuia de-al \u201elor\u201d! <\/p>\n

C\u0103ci dac\u0103 s-ar unii to\u021bi \u201emafio\u021bii\u201d,
\n(\u0103ia pu\u021bini, pe care-i \u0219tim cu to\u021bii!)
\ns\u0103 dea o \u201ezeciuial\u0103\u201d din c\u00e2t fur\u0103,
\ns-ar face-un lucru de mare anvergur\u0103!<\/p>\n

Ei, dragii mei, acuma a\u021bi aflat
\nde mafiotul din R\u00e2mnicu S\u0103rat,
\nce-a reu\u0219it, \u00een vremurile trecute
\ns\u0103 fac\u0103 aceste locuri cunoscute!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Mafiot Dragii mei, a\u0219a cum deja \u0219ti\u021bi, noi, r\u00e2mnicenii suntem renumi\u021bi pentru c\u0103-n inima localit\u0103\u021bii se vede cultul personalit\u0103\u021bii… \u0218i-am<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":6643,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[317,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25768"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25768"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25768\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25770,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25768\/revisions\/25770"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6643"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25768"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25768"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25768"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}