{"id":25761,"date":"2026-09-08T01:06:35","date_gmt":"2026-09-07T22:06:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25761"},"modified":"2026-09-08T01:06:35","modified_gmt":"2026-09-07T22:06:35","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-audient-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25761","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Audient"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>       \u0218tefan cel&#8230; strada aci se sf\u00e2r\u0219e\u0219te, cu \u00eendoiala s\u0103dit\u0103 c\u0103 nu pot b\u0103ga m\u00e2na \u00een foc pentru apartenen\u021ba la ea a defunctului Coman.<br \/>\n        Pronun\u021b numele \u0219i abia acum \u00eemi dau seama c\u0103 promisesem celuilalt, vulcanizatorul, coleg \u0219i tat\u0103 de Romic\u0103, acum c\u00e2teva luni s\u0103-i c\u0103lc\u0103m teritoriul domicilial pentru o continuare de acoperi\u0219 la ce re\u0219apasem acum peste un deceniu. Aproape s\u0103 se fac\u0103 dou\u0103.<br \/>\n         Cu m\u00e2na \u0219i focul pe temeiul apartenen\u021bei la \u00eenc\u0103 o strad\u0103, fosta Progresului, \u201eregresat\u0103\u201d la Bagdat. Desigur, merit\u0103 \u0219i nenea de la intersec\u021bia P\u0103cilor, Amurgilor, Vlahu\u021bilor \u0219i Pinciolor. Regres temporal.<br \/>\n         \u0218i-mi stau \u00een cump\u0103n\u0103. Garantat n-o s\u0103 purced acum pe calea ultim\u0103 a R\u00e2mnicului, pe Sava Ro\u0219escu. \u00cencurcat de acela\u0219i ocol de f\u0103cut. Roat\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103-n bulevardul g\u0103rii sau de la el \u00eenapoi p\u00e2n\u0103-n acest punct?<br \/>\n         De la gar\u0103. De fapt, de acolo de unde, privind, din cap\u0103tul prelungirii inexplicabile a str\u0103zii P\u0103cii cu denumirea unui tronson perpendicular, Elena Cuza, c\u0103tre nord-vest, c\u00e2ndva fusesem am\u0103gi\u021bi cu un jgheab, apoi cu o seam\u0103 de certitudini palpabile &#8211; mo\u021burile casei cu \u201elindab\u201d alb de peste drum -, la un neam\u021b, cic\u0103. Elena Cuza, un deloc \u201ebun augur\u201d tinichigeresc. Destule case, niciuneia ceva. Momi\u021bi da, treab\u0103 ba. La Flore\u0219ti, la casa dintre blocuri \u0219i calea de acces c\u0103tre ele (aici Tamba i-a dat \u201eb\u0103taie\u201d de cur\u00e2nd \u0219i pentru c\u00e2t nu \u00eei d\u0103dusem noi), mai jos la Stanciu, cumnat de Ciompi (\u0103l de-mi d\u0103duse un pumn \u00een curtea liceului Vlahu\u021b\u0103), nici la bor\u0219\u0103reasa col\u021b cu Plt. Torc\u0103rescu, nici la socrul \u201ev\u0103rului\u201d Octavian calculatoristul (tot Tamba cu ald\u0103ma\u0219ul). De fapt, cred c\u0103 la bor\u0219\u0103reasc\u0103 parc\u0103 pusesem vreo 2 jghebule\u021be. Demult&#8230;. Elena&#8230; neprimitoare \u0219i pe tronsonul perpendicular. Cu un anun\u021b de s\u0103rb\u0103tori, aninat \u00een poart\u0103, \u201eNu am bani&#8230;\u201d, vede-se c\u0103 to\u021bi riveranii sunt suspicio\u0219i cu oricine. Oameni, \u00eens\u0103, pe strada urm\u0103toare, P\u0103cii, cumsecade, exist\u0103.<br \/>\n         De la domnul B\u00eersan, h\u0103t, tot cam prin anii 90-2000, ni\u0219te jgheaburi, ni\u0219te burlane, p\u00e2n\u0103&#8230;.<br \/>\n         S-o lu\u0103m u\u0219or. \u00cen curtea lor, at\u00e2t c\u0103 se vede \u00een fa\u021b\u0103, adic\u0103 aproape mai nimic spa\u021biu de zbenguial\u0103, mai fusesem o dat\u0103. La Dana, colega mea. Ca-n c\u00e2ntec, de\u0219i <strong>auzirii<\/strong> expresiei nu-i trebuie dat\u0103 importan\u021ba coinciden\u021bei, a\u0219a a picat. \u00cens\u0103, Dana da, coleg\u0103 da, chiar de banc\u0103 o perioad\u0103. De ce la ea, care motivul? Greu de amintit. Am re\u021binut doar atmosfera ro\u0219ie a camerei. Draperiile vinovate. Dup\u0103 mul\u021bi ani, s\u0103 m\u0103 aflu din nou acolo mi-a dat mici palpita\u021bii. E\u0219ti undeva unde ai mai fost \u0219i nu mai sperai vreodat\u0103 s\u0103 fii. Lucrare&#8230; domoal\u0103. Ca \u0219i familia. Doamna ocupat\u0103 mai mereu cu buc\u0103t\u0103ria, el cu aerul de tovar\u0103\u0219 director (ce fusese) transformat \u00een domn dup\u0103 89. Un aer totu\u0219i neschimbat, mai cur\u00e2nd, din alte imemorialele vremuri, de domn.<br \/>\nPe linia imaginar\u0103 garaj-punct de desfacere a combustibilului gazos se afl\u0103 vecinul de vizavi. Lucr\u0103rile lui de tip liliput. Un jghebule\u021b de vreo patru metri \u0219i cu un arunc\u0103tor la ghereta de la strad\u0103, tronsonul de la strad\u0103. Ce-o fi avut \u00een ea. Sifon\u0103rie, butic&#8230;. \u0218i-a durat p\u00e2n\u0103 i l-a f\u0103cut tata \u0219i Cristi&#8230; mult. Cu un arunc\u0103tor. Unde zisese el. P\u0103cat c\u0103 google-ul cu mapele nu \u0219i-a mai actualizat albumul foto, \u00eens\u0103 bun c\u00e2t s\u0103 demonstreze, \u0219i el, c\u0103 uneori e de o teap\u0103 cu cadastrarea. Opinasem contra unei nef\u0103cute: strad\u0103 cu cot la 100 de grade. Elenu\u021ba noastr\u0103-i \u00eens\u0103 \u0219i mai n\u0103zdr\u0103van\u0103 se bifurc\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la o nou\u0103 unire cu P\u0103cii. Acolo unde acest vecin este intabulat. Bucata asta de lucrare, c\u0103reia nu i-am oferit priceperea mea, a mai avut probabil \u0219i partea din spate, cum o cobor\u00e2re normal\u0103, un burlan lipit zidului proasp\u0103t dri\u0219cuit \u0219i f\u0103\u021buit cu culoare g\u0103lbuie. Mai anul trecut, \u00eens\u0103, am r\u0103spuns afirmativ, tot a\u0219a, cu o perioad\u0103 tampon \u00eentre prima strigare \u0219i intrarea noastr\u0103 <strong>august\u0103<\/strong> pe poart\u0103. \u00cenfr\u00e2nat\u0103 de doi dul\u0103i cu staturi m\u0103ricele. Bl\u00e2nzi, dar \u00een\u0103ltu\u021bi. Tot c\u00e2teva nimicuri am stat s\u0103 facem, chiar mai pu\u021bine din tabl\u0103 nou\u0103 dec\u00e2t \u201e\u00eenainta\u0219ii\u201d urziser\u0103. Mai mult ca un blestem sau mai cur\u00e2nd ca o menire. Pornind de la frecventa fraz\u0103 cu adres\u0103 p\u0103rinteasc\u0103, \u201eTat\u0103, mata \u00ee\u021bi <strong>asuma\u0219i<\/strong> lucrarea f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 te g\u00e2nde\u0219ti \u0219i la noi.\u201d, mi-am dat seama dup\u0103 doar c\u00e2\u021biva ani de trud\u0103 curat\u0103 c\u0103 ne-au urm\u0103rit cele mai dificile probleme de tinichigerie. Nu noi le-am c\u0103utat, doar le-am g\u0103sit \u0219i cu firea p\u0103c\u0103toas\u0103 de greu refuz le-am acceptat. A\u0219a str\u00e2ng\u00e2ndu-se cele o mie de pagini unice. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u0218tefan cel&#8230; strada aci se sf\u00e2r\u0219e\u0219te, cu \u00eendoiala s\u0103dit\u0103 c\u0103 nu pot b\u0103ga m\u00e2na \u00een foc pentru apartenen\u021ba la ea<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25761"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25761"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25761\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25762,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25761\/revisions\/25762"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25761"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25761"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25761"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}