{"id":25745,"date":"2026-09-06T14:38:27","date_gmt":"2026-09-06T11:38:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25745"},"modified":"2026-09-06T14:38:27","modified_gmt":"2026-09-06T11:38:27","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-aurarii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25745","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Aur\u0103rii"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>         \u0218i cum ar putea s\u0103 se sf\u00e2r\u0219easc\u0103?<br \/>\n         Str\u0103zile, casele \u0219i oamenii \u00ee\u0219i g\u0103sesc tot timpul de lucru. Str\u0103zile cu nesf\u00e2r\u0219itele tembele preumbl\u0103ri la volan, casele f\u0103r\u0103 tencuieli, f\u0103r\u0103 scurgeri adecvate sau chiar deloc, f\u0103r\u0103 un acoperi\u0219 protector. C\u00e2t despre oameni&#8230;. \u201e\u00cemp\u0103r\u0103\u021besc\u201d bucata lor sordid\u0103 de via\u021b\u0103 cu nimicuri.<br \/>\nZimbreanul chiar asta a f\u0103cut. Cred totu\u0219i c\u0103 prinsese un gust dulce \u00een viziunea lui, muced \u00een a celorlal\u021bi, \u00eenc\u0103 necop\u021bi la mintea cea de azi, un gust de parale reconfortante. Se s\u0103turase, probabil, s\u0103 dospeasc\u0103 f\u0103in\u0103, s-o tot umple cu br\u00e2nz\u0103, s-o depun\u0103 \u00een cuptor \u0219i s\u0103 fie amabil cu clien\u021bii. Cine i-a fixat ideea c\u0103 e mai pu\u021bin de munc\u0103 l-a ademenit \u0219i p\u0103c\u0103lit. De\u0219i bl\u00e2nde \u0219i t\u0103cute de fel, sunt totu\u0219i animale. Nevoile de m\u00e2ncare, ap\u0103, confort \u0219i de\u0219ertare de fecale r\u0103m\u00e2n constantele unei astfel de corvezi. Cine se \u00eenham\u0103, trebuie s\u0103 trag\u0103. Inclusiv noi. Bani buni, dar \u0219i munc\u0103 pe m\u0103sur\u0103. Tabla. O nimica toat\u0103 dat\u0103 gata \u00een vreo trei zile. Jgheaburile tot at\u00e2t s\u0103 fi durat. Cobor\u00e2te \u00een trepte pe fa\u021b\u0103 burlanele, aproape lejer montate, \u00een ciuda (cea adev\u0103rat\u0103) construc\u021biei \u00een\u0103l\u021bat\u0103 cu un etaj &#8211; nu ne-a venit \u00eenc\u0103 una de furc\u0103; \u00eenciudatele pe ultimii meseria\u0219i, cele mai fistichii, mai \u00eenalte \u0219i mai abrupte, n-au avut parte de tot aportul nostru; cele mai cele au picat de la sine (nu toate; citi\u021bi ghilgame\u0219iana preumblare a noastr\u0103 \u0219i ve\u021bi g\u0103si pe cele al c\u0103ror refuz n-a \u00eenc\u0103put) -, primejdioas\u0103, alunecoas\u0103 din pricina tapet\u0103rii exterioare cu lemn, obositoare. De-am fi cobor\u00e2t &#8211; oricare era la r\u00e2nd s\u0103 lipeasc\u0103 n\u0103zile \u0219i \u0219tu\u021burile &#8211; pentru fiecare letcon incandescent \u0219i secat de c\u0103ldur\u0103, evident \u0219i de-am urcat, \u201emotorina\u201d necesar\u0103 efortului s-ar fi epuizat dup\u0103 doar dou\u0103 duzini. A\u0219a c\u0103, fr\u00e2nghia f\u0103cut\u0103 lasou la un cap\u0103t, \u00eennodat\u0103 \u00een capul superior al sc\u0103rii ne-a permis s\u0103 ne <strong>av\u00e2nt\u0103m<\/strong> cu n\u0103dejde \u0219i speran\u021ba lucrului dus \u00een cele din urm\u0103 la final. Oric\u00e2te letcoane ar fi fost necesare s\u0103 finalizeze lipiturile, singurul efort era al statului pe stinghiile sc\u0103rii \u0219i ridic\u0103rii fierului ro\u0219. \u0218i cel al sucirii bra\u021bului drept &#8211; de-\u021bi dezv\u0103luie <strong>axilele<\/strong> p\u0103roase &#8211; \u0219i corpului dup\u0103 nevoile \u00eembin\u0103rii. Mai u\u0219or pe partea din fa\u021b\u0103, cu totul dificil spatele. \u00cengr\u0103m\u0103dit l\u00e2ng\u0103 vecini \u0219i plin de fel de fel de plante crescute ca-n jungl\u0103. \u00cenalte. Dup\u0103 rostul fiec\u0103reia de a se i\u021bi la soare. S\u0103 m\u0103 crede\u021bi c\u0103 nu-mi dau seama cum am reu\u0219it. S\u0103 mai arunc o privire h\u0103r\u021bii. Numai c\u0103-mi picar\u0103 ochii pe un nume de srl: Morcovul n\u0103zdr\u0103van. C\u00e2t s\u0103 nu mai consider defunctul Coman un caz rar. Bine, ce \u0219tiu eu cum \u00ee\u0219i numise cresc\u0103toria \u00een registrul fiscal? Nu m-ar mira s\u0103 aflu c\u0103 blazonul trecuse de la Zimbru la Chinchilla fericit\u0103. Ne-om fi coco\u021bat pe casa vecinului, om fi pus scara invers, la baza cl\u0103dirii cresc\u0103toriei \u0219i cu sprijin pe jgheabul vecinilor&#8230;. Cert este c\u0103 \u00een oricare dintre cazuri, megie\u0219ul trebuia s\u0103 <strong>avizeze<\/strong> coco\u021barea. Fie \u0219i pe gard. Dac\u0103 \u0219i el mai exista pe atunci. Desigur, ar fi mers foarte bine montarea fiec\u0103rui burlan vertical, pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 zid, pe direc\u021bia \u0219tu\u021burilor. Voia a fost \u00eens\u0103 a unei reduc\u021bii &#8211; am sus\u021binut ideea sau nu, cuv\u00e2ntul este impropriu, dar s-a \u00eemp\u0103m\u00e2ntenit \u00een limbaj \u0219i a\u0219a a r\u0103mas; c\u00e2nd dimensiunile \u00een sec\u021biune r\u0103m\u00e2n la fel, ai de fapt un burlan de colectare de la mai multe guri de scurgere -, care s-a terminat \u00een burlanul ultim, el dup\u0103 norma amintit\u0103 mai sus, cu o gaur\u0103 \u00een care \u201ereduc\u021bia\u201d s-a \u00eempl\u00e2ntat \u00een unghi nu mai mare de 20 de grade. Chiar mai pu\u021bin. Singura \u201eu\u0219urin\u021b\u0103\u201d la tot arsenalul de tertipuri pentru auto sus\u021binere \u00een echilibru \u0219i la \u00een\u0103l\u021bime a fost cea de a monta br\u0103\u021bar\u0103. Etajul este placat cu lemn. C\u00e2te un hol\u021b\u0219urub \u00eenv\u00e2rtit cu o \u0219urubelni\u021b\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u0218i cum ar putea s\u0103 se sf\u00e2r\u0219easc\u0103? Str\u0103zile, casele \u0219i oamenii \u00ee\u0219i g\u0103sesc tot timpul de lucru. Str\u0103zile cu nesf\u00e2r\u0219itele<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25745"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25745"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25745\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25746,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25745\/revisions\/25746"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25745"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25745"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25745"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}