{"id":25731,"date":"2026-09-04T00:42:25","date_gmt":"2026-09-03T21:42:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25731"},"modified":"2026-09-04T00:42:25","modified_gmt":"2026-09-03T21:42:25","slug":"brigada-diverse-lacul-gol-cav","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25731","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (L)acul (g)ol, (c)av"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>5, 13 iulie 2026 <\/strong><br \/>\n          Blazarea asta. Ora\u0219ul acesta, \u00een care singurele ie\u0219iri din cochilia propriei singur\u0103t\u0103\u021bi se rezum\u0103 la plimb\u0103rile infantil-interminabile cu toate t\u00e2mpeniile inventate de omenire pe baz\u0103 de ro\u021bi, la adun\u0103ri ad-hoc-for\u021bate \u00een miezul oric\u0103rui timp pentru vorbe goale \u0219i la niscai vizite dincolo de grani\u021ba \u00eenchisorii urbane. \u0218i, bine\u00een\u021beles, \u00een care, tot din lipsa unui hobby, fiecare tr\u0103nc\u0103ne\u0219te iluzoriu. Doar-doar s-o g\u0103si altcineva s\u0103 asculte.<br \/>\n         \u0218i c\u00e2te n-ar fi de spus despre diver\u0219i. Adev\u0103rate, false, mai pu\u021bin important. S\u0103 se fac\u0103 ni\u021bel foc, s\u0103 ias\u0103 fum mai pu\u021bin dec\u00e2t smogul emis de edictul papal nefavorabil. Personajele culese din tot spectrul: un primar, un l\u0103utar \u0219i-o&#8230; fuf\u0103. Ca o etern\u0103 disput\u0103 \u00een dragostea romanelor, de\u0219i nu este nimic idilic, ci doar o foame nest\u0103vilit\u0103 de bani.<br \/>\n        Nu m\u0103 uit prea atent uneori \u0219i scap am\u0103nunte esen\u021biale. De unde s\u0103 mai \u0219tiu c\u00e2nd se d\u0103 bacalaureatul? A\u0219a c\u0103 am luat \u0219tirea cu recordul de note de 10 pe 2026 ca pe o chestiune revolt\u0103toare. De ce? Pe baza statisticilor, eviden\u021belor, nu iese nimeni la socoteal\u0103. Numai medii anuale la liceu de peste nou\u0103 \u0219i ioc promovare la examenul vie\u021bii. Doar c\u0103 notele fantastice nu erau din Rom\u00e2nia, ci din Moldovioara noastr\u0103 vecin\u0103 \u0219i sor\u0103. Nici acolo vreun sistem care s\u0103 dea o rat\u0103 extraordinar\u0103 de absolven\u021bi. Unul din patru e tot to(lo)mac.<br \/>\n       Siderarea. Mai \u00eentreba\u021bi-v\u0103 dragi leaturi \u0219i mai mici de at\u00e2t odraslele. Ve\u021bi fi surprin\u0219i s\u0103 afla\u021bi ce fixisme urmeaz\u0103 s\u0103 se \u00een\u021beleneasc\u0103 \u00een ele. C\u00e2t despre surprinderea c\u0103 mai sunt tinerei care se duc la concerte de b\u0103tr\u00e2nei ca alde Trooper. S\u0103 nu uita\u021bi c\u0103 nici Delia nu mai are 20 de ani, nici Smiley, chiar Andra Gogan are deja peste v\u00e2rsta la care \u021b\u00e2ncii au treab\u0103 cu sexul \u00een \u021b\u0103r\u00e2n\u0103, ba chiar poate de\u021bine calitatea de mam\u0103 cu state vechi (iote, b\u0103, c\u0103 e \u0219i buzoianc\u0103, \u0219i recordwoman la c\u00e2ntat: 3 ore \u0219i ceva; dar nu m-a \u00eentrecut pe mine, pe vremea c\u00e2nd prestam cu Geamba\u0219u; la Giurgiu, la un botez, patru ore!). S\u0103 v-o mai adaug pe tanti Andra lui M\u0103ru\u021b\u0103?<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<br \/>\n         De ce dureaz\u0103 at\u00e2t p\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 mai pun un cuv\u00e2nt deoparte? Nu sunt subiecte. Cum rar calc \u00een acela\u0219i loc de dou\u0103 ori, sunt nevoit s\u0103 reamintesc \u0219i celor ce mai credeau \u00een institu\u021bia c\u0103s\u0103toriei &#8211; deloc for\u021bat\u0103, efect, practic, al z\u0103naticei idei genetice c\u0103 omenirea merge mai departe, c\u0103-\u0219i perpetueaz\u0103 traiul cu noi \u0219i noi indivizi -, c\u0103 nu avem o prim\u0103 doamn\u0103. Iar dac\u0103 de aici s-ar fi \u00eenceput desfiin\u021barea personajului pre\u0219edinte, p\u00e2n\u0103 acum am fi mai avut \u00eenc\u0103 vreo doi &#8211; c\u0103ci nedemni sunt deja to\u021bi rom\u00e2nii &#8211; \u0219efi de stat incompeten\u021bi \u0219i chiar cu pre\u021bul a \u00eenc\u0103 unui e\u0219ec, poporul \u0219i-ar fi rec\u0103p\u0103tat statutul adev\u0103rat de cet\u0103\u021bean.<br \/>\nFuse \u0219i-o madon\u0103 rom\u00e2n\u0103 gata s\u0103 se despoaie la comand\u0103, crez\u00e2nd c\u0103 partea de carne va r\u0103m\u00e2ne ve\u0219nic de consisten\u021ba lemnului. P\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i el sortit epuiz\u0103rii materiale. Deci, a noastr\u0103 Loredana, fat\u0103 b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103, \u0219i cele 50 de poze cu afi\u0219ata indecen\u021b\u0103 de rigoare.<br \/>\n      Mi se p\u0103ruse important\u0103 declara\u021bia de auto \u00eengropare propus\u0103 de-un nene care, ca \u0219i al\u021bii, ofer\u0103 analize situa\u021bionale preziden\u021biale. Dintre cei ce b\u0103gau m\u00e2ini \u0219i alte p\u0103r\u021bi corporale \u00een focul \u00eencrederii oarbe. Acel perfect om gata s\u0103 r\u0103stoarne or\u00e2nduiri vechi pentru unele noi, prinse \u00een pariul eticii \u0219i echit\u0103\u021bii democratice. Pe cale s\u0103 mu\u0219te m\u00e2na propriului tat\u0103: Usr. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>5, 13 iulie 2026 Blazarea asta. Ora\u0219ul acesta, \u00een care singurele ie\u0219iri din cochilia propriei singur\u0103t\u0103\u021bi se rezum\u0103 la plimb\u0103rile<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25731"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25731"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25731\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25732,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25731\/revisions\/25732"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25731"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25731"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25731"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}