{"id":25724,"date":"2026-09-02T23:07:35","date_gmt":"2026-09-02T20:07:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25724"},"modified":"2026-09-02T23:07:35","modified_gmt":"2026-09-02T20:07:35","slug":"cotetul-cu-metafore-locul-de-parcare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25724","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore – Locul de parcare"},"content":{"rendered":"

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C\u00e2t e Buz\u0103ul de mare,
\nnu sunt locuri de parcare.
\ndar este-o nemul\u021bumire
\nlegat\u0103 de-atribuire…<\/p>\n

C\u0103 unii beneficiaz\u0103
\n\u0219i ma\u0219ina \u00ee\u0219i parcheaz\u0103
\npe la ,,mama dracului\u201d,
\nnu \u00een fa\u021ba blocului!<\/p>\n

Fiindc\u0103 locul le-a fost luat
\nde al\u021bii, care-au parcat
\nce nu locuiesc pe scar\u0103
\nnici \u00een zona ce-o-nconjoar\u0103!<\/p>\n

\u0218i ca s\u0103 nu izbucneasc\u0103
\nrevolt\u0103 cet\u0103\u021beneasc\u0103,
\nunii \u0219efi de asocia\u021bii,
\nau propus ni\u0219te muta\u021bii…<\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd ceri locul de parcare,
\nla dosarul de rigoare,
\ns\u0103 mai fie o cerin\u021b\u0103:
\n\u00eenc\u0103 o adeverin\u021b\u0103!<\/p>\n

Care-n ultim\u0103 instan\u021b\u0103
\natest\u0103 c\u0103 n-ai restan\u021b\u0103,
\nPo\u021bi s\u0103 fii oricine-ai fi,
\nnumai s\u0103 n-ai datorii!<\/p>\n

La gunoi, la RAM sau Ap\u0103,
\nfiindc\u0103 nimeni nu te scap\u0103
\nde-acel stigmat al ru\u0219inii,
\ns\u0103 te \u0219tie to\u021bi vecinii…<\/p>\n

\u0218i p\u00e2n-ajungi la ma\u0219in\u0103,
\ns\u0103-\u021bi ia ni\u0219te ani-lumin\u0103!
\nP\u00e2n-ajungi s\u0103 o porne\u0219ti,
\ns-ajungi s\u0103… \u00eemb\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u0219ti!<\/p>\n

Iar vecinul de la patru,
\ncel cu Opelul albastru,
\nnu \u0219i-a pl\u0103tit niciodat\u0103
\n\u00eentre\u021binerea, pe toat\u0103!<\/p>\n

\u0218i nici fondul de rulment
\niar \u00een ultimul moment
\n\u0219i-a mai luat \u00eenc-o ma\u0219in\u0103
\nparc\u00e2nd-o doar la lumin\u0103…<\/p>\n

Ei, dar dac\u0103 ai r\u0103bdare,
\no s\u0103 ai loc de parcare,
\nc\u0103 ai fost con\u0219tiincios
\n\u0219i nu ai fost ranchiunos!<\/p>\n

Cel cu Opelul albastru
\nse va uita ca la teatru,
\ncum, a\u0219a, de-al dracului,
\nvei parca \u00een locul lui!<\/p>\n

\u201e-Aaa, p\u0103i, ce-ai f\u0103cut, vecine?
\nCred c\u0103 faci mi\u0219to de mine!\u201d
\n\u201e- Nu, vecine, cum a\u0219a?
\nNu-mi permit cu dumneata!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201e- \u0218i atunci, de ce-ai parcat,
\npe un loc deja luat?
\nNu \u0219tii c\u0103 e locul meu?
\nAi uitat? Ce Dumnezeu?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201e-N-am uitat deloc, vecine,
\n\u00eens\u0103, de acum, vezi bine,
\nm-am rugat lui Dumnezeu,
\niar de-acum, e locul meu!<\/p>\n

Fiindc\u0103 tu ai datorii,
\nvezi, ma\u0219inile s\u0103-\u021bi \u021bii,
\nunde-a-n\u021b\u0103rcat mutu` iapa,
\ndac\u0103 nu \u021bi-ai pl\u0103tit apa!<\/p>\n

Nu \u00een fa\u021ba blocului,
\nci la \u201emama dracului\u201d,
\nca s\u0103 faci, p\u00e2n` la ma\u0219in\u0103,
\ncum f\u0103ceam eu, ani-lumin\u0103!\u201d<\/p>\n

Asta e doar fantezie,
\nc\u0103 nu \u0219tiu cum o s\u0103 fie,
\nsau dac\u0103 acei vecini
\nvor fi chiar a\u0219a blajini!<\/p>\n

Nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103 Prim\u0103riei,
\n\u201edu\u0219manul\u201d h\u00e2r\u021bog\u0103riei,
\n\u00eei convine-n continuare,
\ns\u0103 se-ncarce cu dosare!<\/p>\n

Ori fac digitalizare,
\n\u0219i acea modernizare,
\nori r\u0103m\u00e2n tot la h\u00e2rtie,
\nca-n \u00eentreaga Rom\u00e2nie!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Locul de parcare C\u00e2t e Buz\u0103ul de mare, nu sunt locuri de parcare. dar este-o nemul\u021bumire legat\u0103 de-atribuire… C\u0103 unii<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":6643,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[317,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25724"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25724"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25724\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25725,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25724\/revisions\/25725"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6643"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25724"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25724"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25724"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}