{"id":25680,"date":"2026-07-07T22:42:41","date_gmt":"2026-07-07T19:42:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25680"},"modified":"2026-07-07T22:42:41","modified_gmt":"2026-07-07T19:42:41","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-asterii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25680","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Asterii"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>           Uz? Lips\u0103. Ochiul&#8230;.<br \/>\n           Dracului privise dup\u0103 cum dioptriile permiteau. Comenzile&#8230;. \u00cencurcate \u0219i pe vremuri. Aici \u00eemi pui de aia, dincolo la\u0219i de scurs apa spre&#8230;. Capete, dar cu o foarte eviden\u021biat\u0103 pant\u0103. Ce mai. Am l\u0103sat c\u00e2rligele din amonte aproape 10 cm \u00een jos. \u00cen numai trei metri maxim, parc\u0103 nici nu-l mi\u0219casem din loc, apa tot r\u0103m\u00e2nea \u00een cap\u0103tul opus, mai pu\u021bin\u0103, \u00eens\u0103 destul\u0103 c\u00e2t s\u0103 nelini\u0219teasc\u0103 beneficiarii. Iar desfacere, iar repozi\u021bionare de c\u00e2rlige p\u00e2n\u0103 unde mai jos nu se putea. \u00cenc\u0103 ie\u0219ise cu o nou\u0103 \u00eenvinov\u0103\u021bire. Gata s\u0103 explodez eu. Nae \u0219i T-eul masculin se deplasaser\u0103 cu ma\u0219ina noastr\u0103 la depozit spre a cump\u0103ra un jgheab nou, special de schimbat pe fa\u021b\u0103, de\u0219i se putea monta un cap\u0103t dintre cele r\u0103mase. Ca s\u0103 nu irosesc timpul \u00een zadar, am demontat jgheaburile din curtea din spate, am tras a\u021ba pentru a realinia c\u00e2rligele din mijloc \u0219i am pus la loc, nou, picur\u0103toarele. Vine revolu\u021bionarul T \u0219i m\u0103 apostrofeaz\u0103 c\u0103 nu am rezolvat. Consoarta m\u00e2lc, de\u0219i m\u0103 v\u0103zuse la ce chin m\u0103 supusesem mut\u00e2nd sc\u0103ri\u021ba din loc \u00een loc, cum m\u0103 cr\u0103cisem de pe ea pe m\u0103su\u021ba lor metalic\u0103 din extremitatea st\u00e2ng\u0103, ca s\u0103 mic\u0219orez num\u0103rul de mut\u0103ri. Crezut, necrezut, am dep\u0103\u0219it momentul. La fa\u021b\u0103. La strad\u0103. Demontare \u00eembinare, m\u00e2njit\u0103 deja cu silicon pentru a \u00eempiedica eventualele scurgeri accidentale &#8211; fiindc\u0103 micul dispozitiv ambutisat \u00een form\u0103 de semicerc, cu un sistem mai rigid, dar tot pe principiul p\u00e2rghiilor cu excentric de \u00eenchiz\u0103toare la fostele cutii metalice industriale, \u00een a c\u0103rui g\u0103oace st\u0103 o f\u00e2\u0219ie de cauciuc neted la contactul cu suprafa\u021ba metalic\u0103 a dispozitivului, cu stria\u021bii mai \u00een\u0103ltu\u021be la contactul cu capetele p\u0103r\u021bilor de jgheab, e mai sigur \u0219i mai etan\u0219 cu un strat de silicon -, cur\u0103\u021bare, ata\u0219area capacului, resiliconarea interiorului, repunere pe c\u00e2rlige a jgheabului nou, re\u00eembinare, fixare definitiv\u0103. Cu o sticl\u0103 de ap\u0103 turnat\u0103 la vreo cinci minute dup\u0103, <strong>atestam<\/strong> astfel finalizarea lucr\u0103rii. O certitudine spulberat\u0103 de o nou\u0103 dolean\u021b\u0103. Dac\u0103 tot au r\u0103mas jgheaburi \u0219i capete de burlan, colectorul, coturi, ia s\u0103 le punem \u00eenspre vecinul Babau. Un accept dat doar ca s\u0103 nu aib\u0103 iar vreo obiec\u021bie, mai ales final\u0103, c\u00e2nd urma s\u0103 se achite restul de plat\u0103. C\u00e2rlige clasice, repozi\u021bionate, cu curburile ref\u0103cute. Din fericire, toate resturile viabile reu\u0219iser\u0103 s\u0103 acopere suprafa\u021ba p\u00e2n\u0103 la prima fr\u00e2ngere de linie. Burlan, g\u0103uri, prelungire cotului c\u00e2t s\u0103 \u00eei ude vecinului p\u0103m\u00e2ntul. \u0218i o vorb\u0103 de duh la g\u0103tare: dac\u0103 mai aveam \u00eenc\u0103 vreo dou\u0103, ajungeam la cap\u0103t. Sifonul g\u00e2lg\u00e2ia \u00een uvul\u0103. P\u0103i bine, m\u0103, chitrelor, \u00een banii discuta\u021bi a\u021bi fi vrut s\u0103 v\u0103 pun toate jgheaburile de jur-\u00eemprejur, de\u0219i pre\u021bul ar fi trebuit s\u0103 fie cel pu\u021bin cu jum\u0103tate mai mare. Asta sf\u00e2r\u00e2ia \u00een cap \u0219i aproape s\u0103 se oralizeze a\u0219a. Oricum, a \u021b\u00e2\u0219nit din mine ceva asem\u0103n\u0103tor, mai bl\u00e2nd \u0219i mai de ficsonomia obrazului. Pe picior de plecare, de str\u00e2ngere de scule, ne trezim cu o nou\u0103 cerere. \u201eDa&#8217; jgheabul \u0103sta pus de Vasile nu-l \u00eendrepta\u021bi?\u201d. Bietul, mort cum o fi, cum o fi avut r\u0103bdare cu nebunii? Cum de nu i-a dat naibii \u0219i nu \u0219i-a luat lumea \u00een cap? Cum <strong>audiase<\/strong> el at\u00e2tea revoc\u0103ri \u0219i nemul\u021bumiri &#8211; c\u0103ci sigur fuseser\u0103 &#8211; f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eei sar\u0103 mu\u0219tarul? Eu v\u0103zusem problema. \u0218i rezolvarea. Scoaterea ciubucurilor din toate c\u00e2rligele, de la scurgerea \u00een butoi p\u00e2n\u0103 aproape de n\u0103b\u0103d\u0103ioasele noastre jgheaburi p\u0103ntoase, ridicarea lor de la mijlocul distan\u021bei, c\u00e2t s\u0103 se \u00eendrepte apa \u00een st\u00e2nga \u0219i \u00een dreapta \u0219i s\u0103 nu mai zac\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 se evacueze la gurile de scurgere \u0219i repunerea pe pozi\u021bii. Resiliconare a \u00eembin\u0103rilor \u0219i&#8230;. Gata! Trudisem, nu m\u0103 \u00eendoiesc de con\u0219tiin\u021ba \u00eemp\u0103cat\u0103, de responsabilitatea total\u0103 asumat\u0103, de faptul c\u0103 m\u0103 <strong>asuprii<\/strong> pe altarul lucrului bine f\u0103cut supus cum niciodat\u0103 nu mi-am permis s\u0103 fiu. Suma nu avea de ce s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i schimbe cuantumul. N-am cerut pentru toate surplusurile nimic. Credeam &#8211; la fel, ca un ins cu minte \u0219i ra\u021bional &#8211; c\u0103 se \u00een\u021belesese \u0219i se apreciase, m\u0103car \u00een ceasul ultim efortul deosebit. O credulitate&#8230;. Pl\u0103tit\u0103 cu o opunere obraznic\u0103. <strong>Autoare<\/strong> &#8211; doamna&#8230;. 3.300. Zice. Nu. Zic. 3.600. Cum ne-am \u00eemp\u0103cat dup\u0103 toate dolean\u021bele ulterioare de dubl\u0103 vopsire. \u0218i la c\u00e2te am f\u0103cut, chiar nu ne merit\u0103m r\u0103splata? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Uz? Lips\u0103. Ochiul&#8230;. Dracului privise dup\u0103 cum dioptriile permiteau. Comenzile&#8230;. \u00cencurcate \u0219i pe vremuri. 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