– Nea Gelulee! Bre, nea Gelule, e\u0219ti acas\u0103, bre?
\n– Ce e, m\u0103, Piticule? \u00ces acas\u0103! Hai \u00eencoa`!
\n– `Ai noroc, bre! Ce mai faci?
\n– Noroc, m\u0103 Piticule! Iote, ce dracii s\u0103 fac? Dau la animalele-astea s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nce! C\u0103, dac\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 ele, m\u0103n\u00e2nc \u0219i io!
\n– A\u0219a e, bre!
\n– Da` ia zi, cu ce treab\u0103 pe la mine? Ai?
\n– Cu ce treab\u0103… Iote ziceam s\u0103 te-ntreb \u0219i p\u0103 matale, c\u0103 e\u0219ti mai b\u0103tr\u00e2n, ne\u0219te chestii despre animale!
\n– Ei, i-auzi? Da` de c\u00e2nd te-a apucat pe tine dragu` de animale? Taman p\u0103 tine!… H\u0103, h\u0103!
\n– `Ai, bre, nea Gelule, nu r\u00e2de \u0219i matale acuma! Ce dracu`?..
\n– Da` de ce, m\u0103? A mai r\u00e2s \u0219i al\u021bii de tine? He, he!
\n– A r\u00e2s, bre! Da` dac\u0103 n-ai r\u0103bdare s\u0103-\u021bi spui, na!… Io ziceam c\u0103, m\u0103car matale… Da` v\u0103z c\u0103 nu!…
\n– M\u0103, tu e\u0219ti c\u0103tr\u0103nit r\u0103u, din c\u00e2te v\u0103z io! Ia zi, care-i necazu`?
\n– Ei, las\u0103, c\u0103 poate ai treab\u0103 \u0219i io te re\u021biu…
\n– M\u0103, acuma dup\u0103 ce-ai b\u0103gat b\u0103\u021bu` prin gard \u0219i m-ai st\u00e2rnit… O las dracu` de treab\u0103 \u0219i te-ascult! Zi ce-ai de zis!…
\n– Bine, bre! Iote de ce-am venit io s\u0103 te-ntreb!… Vreau s\u0103-mi iau o vac\u0103 \u0219i…
\n– H\u0103, h\u0103! Tu, m\u0103?! S\u0103-\u021bi iei o vac\u0103?! H\u0103, h\u0103! Hai c\u0103 n-am mai r\u00e2s a\u0219a de la nunta lu` Nae al lu` Scoab\u0103, c\u00e2nd s-a-mb\u0103tat cu popa-n biseric\u0103 \u0219i n-a mai f\u0103cut nunt\u0103! H\u0103, h\u0103!
\n– `Ai, bre! M-ascul\u021bi, sau plec acas\u0103?
\n– Bine, m\u0103! Hai, zi!…
\n– Da` dai \u0219i matale o \u021buic\u0103, sau…
\n– Dau, m\u0103, dau! De ce s\u0103 nu dau, dac\u0103 am?! Lenu\u021bo! Ia adu, fat\u0103, o litr\u0103 de-aia bun\u0103!
\n– Daa, c\u0103 alt\u0103 treab\u0103 n-am! Du-te \u0219i ia-\u021bi \u0219i singur!… Iote la el?!
\n– Hai, las\u0103 clon\u021bu` \u0219i ad\u0103 \u021buica aia!… A\u0219a, m\u0103! \u0218i zi, mai departe, p\u00e2n\u0103 vine \u021buica!
\n– Deci, vreau s\u0103-mi iau vac\u0103!… Nu r\u00e2de bre, c\u0103 nu-i de r\u00e2s!… M-am dus la \u0103ia la ferm\u0103… \u0219tii, la V\u0103c\u0103re\u0219tii de P\u0103dure, unde cic\u0103 e ferm\u0103 de-aia ecologic\u0103… dracu` s\u0103-i ia de g\u00e2t!..
\n– A\u0219a, \u0219i?
\n– \u0218i am vorbit cu \u0219efu`, zic: ,,Dom` le, vreau s\u0103 iau o vac\u0103 de la matale! Vreau s-o cresc, s-o \u00eengrijesc, s\u0103-mi dea lapte, carne, br\u00e2nz\u0103… alea-alea, ce mai d\u0103 vaca!\u201d… \u0218i el zice: ,,Ce fel de vac\u0103 vre\u021bi?\u201d… M\u0103 uit la el a\u0219a… s\u0103 v\u0103z dac\u0103 nu face sanchi de mine… ,,O vac\u0103, ca toate vacile!\u201d… Da` el, de colo: ,,Aicea n-avem vaci ca toate vacile! Vacile noastre-s speciale, diferite de toate alelalte!\u201d… M\u0103 uitai la el… m\u0103 sc\u0103rchinai \u00een cap… Zic: ,,\u0102sta-i nebun, sau se face?\u201d… Ce dracu` de special\u0103 poate s\u0103 fie o vac\u0103?\u201d… Zic: ,,P\u0103i, hai s\u0103 v\u0103z \u0219i io o special\u0103 de-asta, de-a matale!\u201d…
\n– Na-v\u0103, \u021buic\u0103, m\u0103! Sta-v-ar \u00een g\u00e2t, c\u0103 numa` s\u0103 be\u021bi \u0219ti\u021bi!
\n– S\u0103ru` m\u00e2na, tanti Lenu\u021ba!
\n– Lenu\u021bo, ia vezi tu de treburile tale!… Hai, noroc!
\n– Noroc! S\u0103n\u0103tate!
\n– \u0218i zi, m\u0103! Hai, c\u0103 m-ai f\u0103cut a\u0219a de curios de n-am unde dormi la noapte!
\n– `Ai, bre, nea Gelule, nu r\u00e2de, c\u0103 io m-am crucit de ce-am v\u0103zut!.. Stai s\u0103-\u021bi spui mai departe!
\n– Ia!
\n– A\u0219a, \u0219i m\u0103 duce \u0103la p-acolo, prin ferm\u0103, s\u0103 v\u0103z vacile!… Io, am v\u0103zut c\u0103 nu erea niciun gunoi, niciun miros de balig\u0103… totu` curat… farmacie, ce mai!… Ajungem noi la un grajd… era fo doi v\u0103cari de-\u0103ia, la halat alb… ziceai c\u0103-s doctori! Cu ne\u0219te scule \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103, se tot \u00eenv\u00e2rtea p\u0103 l\u00e2ng\u0103 vacile-alea… C\u00e2nd m\u0103 duc mai aproape…. pfffoaaai!… s\u0103 caz din chicioare, \u0219i alta nu!
\n– Ei! \u021ai-o fi mirosit a vac\u0103!
\n– Stai s\u0103 vezi, bre!… Ce f\u0103cea \u0103ia?… Fiecare vac\u0103 de-aia avea a\u0219a… cum s\u0103-\u021bi spui io?… p\u0103 dinafara ei… un capac a\u0219a…, p\u0103 unde \u0103ia \u00eei b\u0103ga m\u00e2ncarea direct \u00een burdihan!… Adic\u0103 nu-i punea iarba-n iesle, cum \u0219tim noi… \u0219i gata!…
\n– M\u0103, stai oleac\u0103, c\u0103 nu pricep! Cum adic\u0103, vac\u0103 cu capac?… Tu, ori n-ai v\u0103zut bine, ori te-ai speriat de vacile-alea!
\n– Bre, dac\u0103-\u021bi spui?!… Cu capac! N-am v\u0103zut a\u0219a ceva, de c\u00e2nd mama m-a f\u0103cut!… \u0218i nici nu credeam c-o s\u0103 v\u0103z a\u0219a ceva vreodat\u0103!… Dup\u0103 ce mi-am revenit oleac\u0103, \u00eel \u00eentreb p-\u0103la: ,,Domnu` nu v\u0103 sup\u0103ra\u021bi c\u0103 v\u0103-ntreb! Da` ce-a p\u0103\u021bit s\u0103racele vaci? E bolnave? Le da\u021bi vreun tratament? C\u0103 v\u0103z c\u0103 toate e la fel! Sunt \u0219i io, oleac\u0103 de la \u021bar\u0103, am mai v\u0103zut vaci, da` ca astea, nu!\u201d… \u0218i \u0103la r\u00e2de \u0219i zice: ,,P\u0103i, n-ai v\u0103zut! C\u0103 asta e ultima descoperire a tehnicii! \u0102sta e viitorul, bre! Vaca ecologic\u0103, eficient\u0103 \u0219i productiv\u0103!\u201d… \u0218i \u0103ia, p\u0103 l\u00e2ng\u0103 noi, tot b\u0103ga m\u00e2na prin capacele-alea \u00een vac\u0103… cum s\u0103-\u021bi spui io, matale?… ca cum b\u0103g\u0103m noi m\u00e2na \u00een butoiu` cu varz\u0103 s\u0103 sco\u021bi pentru sarmale!… Cam a\u0219a!…
\n– Ei, draci! \u0218i ei ce scotea, m\u0103? Sau numa` b\u0103ga?…
\n– Aia l-am \u00eentrebat \u0219i io! Zic: ,,Bre, da` cum m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 ele? Ce le da\u021bi?\u201d… \u0218i zice: ,,M\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 nutre\u021buri, ca orice vac\u0103, da` dup\u0103 ce le rumeg\u0103 \u0219i iau vitaminele din ele, care se duce-n lapte, scoatem ce r\u0103m\u00e2ne, ca s\u0103 nu se mai balige \u0219i s\u0103 polueze atmosfera! \u0102sta e viitorul, bre! M\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 numai c\u00e2t trebe, por\u021biile sunt calculate, nu mai facem risip\u0103! Nu mai facem nici gunoi, nici nu mai polu\u0103m, dar bem lapte curat, ecologic, s\u0103n\u0103tos!\u201d… Io zic: ,,S\u0103 hii matale s\u0103n\u0103tos, da` io, vac\u0103 de-asta cu capac, nu cump\u0103r!\u201d… \u0218i-am plecat!… Da` el striga dup\u0103 mine: ,,Nene, tot la mine o s\u0103 vii! C\u0103 n-o s\u0103 mai g\u0103se\u0219ti vaci de-alea de care cau\u021bi matale! \u0218i-atunci, o s\u0103 m\u0103 rogi, da` o s\u0103-\u021bi v\u00e2nz scump!\u201d… \u0218i aia-i, bre, nea Gelule! M\u0103tale, ce crezi despre treaba asta?… Bre, n-auzi?!… Zi ceva, ce-ai r\u0103mas a\u0219a?…
\n– B\u0103, Piticule!… Lernu\u021bo! Mai adu-ne, feti\u021b\u0103, o \u021buic\u0103, s\u0103-mi reviu oleac\u0103!…
\n– Ei, iaca, acu\u0219!… Ai r\u0103bdare oleac\u0103, s\u0103 mulg vaca aia!…
\n– Auzi, f\u0103? Dup\u0103 ce-o mulgi, s\u0103-i pui capacu` la loc, c\u0103 iar se stric\u0103 laptele-n ea, ca data trecut\u0103! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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