{"id":25662,"date":"2026-07-03T00:15:44","date_gmt":"2026-07-02T21:15:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25662"},"modified":"2026-07-03T00:15:44","modified_gmt":"2026-07-02T21:15:44","slug":"brigada-diverse-reometrie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25662","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (R)eometrie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>22 iunie 2026 <\/strong><br \/>\n       Tolomac, domnule! Cum te cam ar\u0103\u021bi \u0219i dumneata. Cine s\u0103-l voteze \u0219i pentru ce?<br \/>\n        Destule rele, domn Cataram\u0103 f\u0103cur\u0103\u021bi. \u00cenc\u00e2t azi, nicio p\u0103rere nu mai poate fi emis\u0103 de astfel de guri suspect de arogante \u0219i spurcate. Indiferent cine este Tomacul care nu venise cu, cu, cu.<br \/>\n        Numai nume noi. Cine o fi \u0219i acest Pahon\u021bu de la Spp, de unde l-a scos cine l-a scos ca s\u0103 devin\u0103 persoana cea mai important\u0103 \u00een \u201elovitura de stat\u201d, de vot, din decembrie 2024.<br \/>\n        Femeile astea&#8230;. Puse pe frontispiciu, dezgolite suficient c\u00e2t s\u0103 devin\u0103 materialul didactic infantil al b\u0103rba\u021bilor ne\u00eemplini\u021bi. Hai c\u0103 faza cu expozeul o mai \u00een\u021belegi, textele \u00eenso\u021bitoare nu. C\u0103 era umilit\u0103. Nu de so\u021b, de prietenului s\u0103u. C\u0103 ea \u021binea totu\u0219i firma acestuia pe picioarele profitului. Dou\u0103 imposibilit\u0103\u021bi cu totul neimportante, totu\u0219i din ce \u00een ce mai agresive la adresa bietului arunc\u0103tor de ochi prin m\u0103runtaiele facebook-ului.<br \/>\n        De stimat efortul copilului Cernea. Tobo\u0219\u0103relului. \u00cens\u0103, s\u0103 mi se ierte \u00eendr\u0103zneala, numai fa\u021b\u0103 de artist nu are. Poate de-un \u021b\u0103r\u0103nu\u0219 holtei da.<br \/>\n        Tot Tolomac \u00eei spune \u0219i-un c\u0103ut\u0103tor de istorii politice. P\u0103i, de c\u00e2nd B\u0103sescu, pe de o parte, \u0219i de c\u00e2nd Psd-ul pe de alta, numai fe\u021bi de pern\u0103 din \u0103\u0219tia s-au tot scos la lumin\u0103. Care azi vin \u0219i se \u00eemp\u0103uneaz\u0103 cu f\u0103c\u0103turile lor glorioase. Ni\u0219te ho\u021bi, fra\u021bilor! \u0218i fuduli pe deasupra.<br \/>\n         Iat\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 un exemplu de solidaritate. Ungurezii parlamentarezi nu s-au sfiit s\u0103-\u0219i reduc\u0103 veniturile ob\u021binute \u00een camere cu 40 de procente. De fapt, care politician mizeaz\u0103 pe salariu? S\u0103 fim serio\u0219i, niciunul de nic\u0103ieri!<br \/>\n         Ia s\u0103 fi fost vreun v\u00e2nticel, vreo c\u0103prioar\u0103, vreun ursule\u021b nem\u00e2ncat cu zilele &#8211; c\u0103 p\u0103durarii nu mai sunt \u0103ia s\u0103 dea hran\u0103 s\u0103lb\u0103ticiunilor ca odinioar\u0103 -, vreo \u021big\u0103ncu\u0219\u0103 plecat\u0103 cu mucii la nas de acas\u0103, suna ro-alertul de-\u021bi ridica peri albi sub \u0219osetele negre. A\u0219a, pentr-o dron\u0103&#8230;. S\u0103 cad\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2i, s\u0103 vedem unde \u0219i mai apoi alerta!<br \/>\n        Agent mosad pe dracu! Agent Tolomac, cu acte moldo-rom\u00e2no&#8230; \u0219i cu pu\u021bin noroc (tot Putin \u00eemi fusese la gur\u0103) ucrainean. \u0102la rom\u00e2n!<br \/>\n        Ia de te uit\u0103 \u0219i la al\u021bii, cum la exagerarea de a rosti \u0219i a pune cruci pe mesele de sfad\u0103 politico-social\u0103 se riposteaz\u0103 cu \u201ecrim\u0103 politic\u0103\u201d. Bravo lor! Poate ne-o mai veni \u0219i nou\u0103 mintea la cap, \u0219i altora, s\u0103 ne dr\u0103cuim laic pe unde e de dr\u0103cuit \u0219i de \u00eenchinat \u0219i rugat numai la biseric\u0103 sau ac\u0103sic\u0103.<br \/>\n        De c\u00e2nd Boc fat\u0103 mare-n guvernul socrului mare B\u0103sescu, legea salariz\u0103rii a tot fost tranzitorie. A\u0219a va fi \u0219i cea care va fi sau nu.<br \/>\nGeorgescu, Simion, Tomac. Ni\u0219te in\u0219i tranzitorii ca \u0219i restul. Vin \u0219i pleac\u0103. Cum \u0219i votan\u021bii auto prosti\u021bi.<br \/>\n       E adev\u0103rat. A\u0219a-s arti\u0219tii. Sensibili. \u00cencrez\u0103tori p\u00e2n\u0103 la&#8230;. Ca rom\u00e2nul de r\u00e2nd. C\u0103 se \u0219i dezic de-un Nicu\u0219or, vreun Traian, vreun Iohannis sau chiar vreun Bolojan c\u0103lare pe-un bolovan. E alt\u0103 poveste din care renasc creativ.<br \/>\n      V-a\u0219 vorbi despre matematic\u0103, despre ispitele pe care facebook-ul le ofer\u0103 unui individ cu un grad de incitabilitate aproape de maxim. Dar nu sunte\u021bi mai niciunul at\u00e2t de curio\u0219i s\u0103 \u00eencerca\u021bi probleme diverse, complexe, simple uneori c\u00e2t s\u0103-\u021bi ia 10 secunde o serie de calcule. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>22 iunie 2026 Tolomac, domnule! Cum te cam ar\u0103\u021bi \u0219i dumneata. Cine s\u0103-l voteze \u0219i pentru ce? 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