– Bun\u0103 ziua, copii!
\n– Bun\u0103 ziua, doamna dirigint\u0103!
\n– Lua\u021bi loc! V\u0103d c\u0103 avem cam mul\u021bi absen\u021bi! Ia s\u0103 vedem… A\u0219aa…..
\n– Doamna, nu mai face\u021bi prezen\u021ba, c\u0103 v\u0103 spunem noi!…
\n– Da? Bine, atunci! Ia spune!…
\n– P\u0103i, de exemplu, Pu\u0219c\u0103 lipse\u0219te pentru c\u0103, deoarece nu l-a l\u0103sat tac-su s\u0103 vin\u0103 cu pistolul la \u0219coal\u0103! \u00cei promisese uneia de la a IX-a B c\u0103-i arat\u0103 pistolul lui \u0219i de ru\u0219ine c\u0103 n-a reu\u0219it s\u0103 i-l arate, n-a mai venit!…
\n– Bine, dar…
\n– Dup\u0103 aceea, Tunaru a zis c\u0103 el nu mai vine azi, c\u0103 are o tragere nu \u0219tiu pe unde… Am auzit \u0219i noi c\u0103 d\u0103 ni\u0219te tunuri…
\n– Bine, bine, las\u0103… S\u0103 vedem ce-a\u021bi preg\u0103tit pentru azi! Katiu\u0219a, ia zi tu!
\n– Noi, pentrru azi am avut de preg\u0103tit ,,condi\u021biile \u0219edin\u021bei de tragere nr. 1 cu pistolul ziua\u201d!
\n– Da, bravo, stai jos! Altcineva poate s\u0103 continue? Care sunt condi\u021biile \u0219edin\u021bei? Glon\u021b! Po\u021bi s\u0103 ne spui?
\n– \u0102\u0103\u0103… condi\u021biile \u0219edin\u021bei sunt… \u0103\u0103\u0103… obiectivele, adic\u0103…
\n– M\u0103i, Glon\u021b! \u0218tii, sau nu \u0219tii?
\n– \u0102\u0103\u0103… \u0219tiu, doamna, c\u0103 doar le-am tras pe toate… \u0103\u0103\u0103, adic\u0103, da, le-am \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat pe toate…
\n– Atunci, zi, c\u0103 trece ora! \u0218i trece ca glon\u021bul! He he!
\n– Deciii… condi\u021biile este…
\n– Sunt, Glon\u021b! Sunt! C\u0103 e mai multe!
\n– Decii… sunt, c\u0103 e mai multe… obiectivul sunt \u021binta piept cu cercuri… \u0103\u0103\u0103, pe un panou de 0,60 pe 0,75…
\n– Cine are dimensiunile astea? Panoul sau \u021binta?
\n– \u0102\u0103\u0103… decii… da!… La distan\u021ba de 15 metri, din pozi\u021bia \u00een picioare… timp de 1 minut… H\u0103, h\u0103! Io am tras mai mult de un minut c\u0103 am avut un pistol mai mare… cu mai mul\u021bi fra\u021bi! H\u0103, h\u0103, adic\u0103 gloan\u021be, doamna! H\u0103\u0103\u0103…
\n– H\u0103, h\u0103! Minte doamna! Nu-l are at\u00e2t de mare \u0219i n-a tras niciun minut! H\u0103h\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103!
\n– Lini\u0219te! Nu v\u0103 mai h\u0103h\u0103i\u021bi, c\u0103 v\u0103 iau la \u021bint\u0103 pe to\u021bi! Glon\u021b, zi mai repede, c\u0103-mi sare capsa \u0219i nu \u0219tiu ce fac!
\n– Deciii… cum v\u0103 spuneam…
\n– Am \u00een\u021beles ce spuneai, Glon\u021b! Treci mai departe!
\n– Da, decii… cartu\u0219e alocate, 6… \u0219i aprecierea cu calificativul corect, corespunz\u0103tor la minim 31 de puncte…
\n– Mda, s\u0103 zicem c\u0103 te-ai descurcat! Bine, stai jos!… Ba nu! Glon\u021b, ia spune-mi, care sunt obiectivele tale \u00een via\u021b\u0103? \u021aintele tale! C\u0103tre ce \u021binte\u0219ti tu?
\n– \u0102\u0103\u0103, p\u0103i, doamna… io mai am ne\u0219te \u021binte….
\n– A\u0219a, bravo! Cum ar fi?
\n– \u021ainta elev alerg\u00e2nd de la a VIII-a B… \u021ainta bust nr 7 bun\u0103ciunea de la a IX-a A … \u021binta arm\u0103 antitancu` \u0103la de la a X-a C…
\n– Vorbeam de via\u021b\u0103, Glon\u021b! De obiectivele tale \u00een via\u021b\u0103!… M\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam eu s\u0103 percutezi \u00een mod corect! Te-ai f\u00e2s\u00e2it pe final! Stai jos! Pentru azi ai 7! E bine?…
\n– Pu\u0219ca \u0219i cureaua lat\u0103, nu m\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam niciodat\u0103 la a\u0219a not\u0103 minunat\u0103! H\u0103h\u0103h\u0103! Mul\u021bumesc, doamna!
\n– Norocul vostru c\u0103 sun\u0103 de ie\u0219ire, c\u0103 v\u0103 mitraliam pe to\u021bi \u0219i cu o lucrare de control-fulger, s\u0103 v\u0103d eu ce v\u0103 mai bubuie mintea aia! Dar, data viitoare nu sc\u0103pa\u021bi! Hai, lua\u021bi-v\u0103 armele \u0219i ie\u0219i\u021bi \u00een pauz\u0103!…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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