{"id":25655,"date":"2026-07-01T01:21:44","date_gmt":"2026-06-30T22:21:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25655"},"modified":"2026-07-01T01:21:44","modified_gmt":"2026-06-30T22:21:44","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-auguste","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25655","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Auguste"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>        V\u0103zusem destui. <strong>Audiaz\u0103<\/strong> omul, c\u00e2t tr\u0103ie\u0219te, fel de fel de bazaconii. Uneori le d\u0103 la spate, le face uitate, alteori&#8230;.<br \/>\n         Le \u021bine \u00een el, le acoper\u0103 cu calm, \u00eentr-o etan\u0219are perfect\u0103, \u0219i le depresurizeaz\u0103 cum procedez eu acum. C\u00e2nd \u00eemi vine \u0219i mie bine. Drag <strong>auditor<\/strong> de cuvinte prinse cu ochiul, mi se f\u0103cuse lehamite. N-a\u0219 mai fi c\u0103lcat curtea T.-ilor nici de mi-ai fi dat milioane. Aveam \u00eens\u0103 o lips\u0103 de perspectiv\u0103. Nae \u00eenc\u0103 suferea de pe urma paralelor, eu la fel, se sub\u021biase bugetul \u0219i, cu toate noile lucr\u0103ri, r\u0103m\u0103sesem tributar primului client, cel care te scoate \u00een ultima secund\u0103 din necazuri. Probabil de aici \u0219i suportabilitatea at\u00e2tor preten\u021bii nefondate. Am vopsit o dat\u0103 tabla, am vopsit-o \u0219i a doua oar\u0103, s-a vopsit flor\u0103ria dup\u0103 \u00eemp\u0103c\u0103ciune, nu se vede bine &#8211; \u0219i cam aveau dreptate, nici mie nu-mi pl\u0103cea; totu\u0219i, nu noi am propus \u0219mirgheluirea ei, chiar dac\u0103 au primit un sfat de vopsire peste, f\u0103r\u0103 ra\u0219chetarea fin\u0103 -, mai d\u0103m o dat\u0103. O parte cu dou\u0103 r\u00e2nduri, o parte cu un r\u00e2nd de vopsea \u0219i un r\u00e2nd de lac sau ulei. Precis nu \u0219tiu, Cristi \u0219i Nae au prestat opera\u021biunile. Discu\u021bie preliminar\u0103 \u0219i definitiv\u0103 pe burlane. Unde. La strad\u0103 1. Simetrie \u0219i estetic\u0103 mai mult dec\u00e2t eficien\u021b\u0103. 2 \u00een curte, la casa mare. Unul dup\u0103 col\u021b, \u00een cap\u0103t, s\u0103 preia apa din cele dou\u0103 dolii, una mai sus, alta mai jos, la intrarea \u00een prelungirea casei, \u00eentors, ca s\u0103 curg\u0103 apa precum cele amintite. Unul la col\u021bul holului. Al treilea, acolo unde \u201etot plou\u0103\u201d, \u0219i unde ini\u021bial hot\u0103r\u00e2sem c\u0103 se poate monta, nu s-a mai pus. Ca \u0219i al doilea, era \u00eentr-o zon\u0103 ciudat\u0103 de construc\u021bie. Holul, ridicat omene\u0219te p\u00e2n\u0103 la centur\u0103 cu c\u0103r\u0103mizi. Dup\u0103, ca nenimeni. Plac\u0103, centur\u0103, ce o fi, este ie\u0219it\u0103 cu zece centimetri \u00een afar\u0103 pe o \u00een\u0103l\u021bime de 20 de centimetri. Pune saceagul normal dac\u0103 po\u021bi. Ba! \u00cent\u00e2ia op\u021biune, cu <strong>avizare<\/strong> de la client, p\u0103rea c\u0103 ocole\u0219te bini\u0219or \u201ecorni\u0219a\u201d cu o bucat\u0103 de burlan pe m\u0103sur\u0103 \u0219i coboar\u0103 oblic apoi cu cele dou\u0103 coturi \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 o bucat\u0103 \u00eentre ele p\u00e2n\u0103 la burlanul vertical ultim \u00eenaintea cotului de evacuare. La prob\u0103 n-a mai stat \u00een picioare. P\u0103rea&#8230; prea ur\u00e2t. A\u0219a \u00eenc\u00e2t planul a trecut la singura rezerv\u0103: saceag cu dou\u0103 coturi p\u00e2n\u0103 la ie\u0219itura cimentului, \u00een el alte dou\u0103 coturi p\u00e2n\u0103 la zid \u0219i de acolo normalul burlan p\u00e2n\u0103 la cea din urm\u0103 pic\u0103tur\u0103 de ap\u0103. Rezolvasem deci p\u0103r\u021bile cele mai dificile, nu neap\u0103rat o dificultate tehnic\u0103, ci una estetic\u0103 care s\u0103 plac\u0103 mai ales doamnei. Parc\u0103 pus\u0103 paznic pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 noi. Cumva ca \u0219i cum nu avea treab\u0103, cumva ca verificatorul stasului prin \u00eentreprinderile comuniste, st\u00e2nd cu ochii a\u021binti\u021bi c\u0103tre m\u00e2inile executantului, <strong>audiind<\/strong> atent\u0103 toate nuan\u021bele noastre verbale, pu\u021bine \u0219i dr\u0103muite cu tact \u0219i&#8230;. \u00cei <strong>atr\u0103sei<\/strong> lui Nae aten\u021bia s\u0103-\u0219i pondereze ie\u0219irile, c\u00e2nd madama p\u0103r\u0103sea postul ctc-istului, \u0219i s\u0103 le reduc\u0103 la zero. Ultima zi \u0219i cea mai&#8230;. Interminabil\u0103. Atunci c\u00e2nd trebuie s\u0103 termini \u0219i nu se mai termin\u0103. Montasem chiar \u0219i jghebule\u021bele din spate, pe cele dou\u0103 p\u0103r\u021bi h\u00e2ite de nepricepu\u021bii dulgheri. Consideraser\u0103 ei c\u0103 de la intrarea \u00een pod, \u00een st\u00e2nga \u0219i \u00een dreapta, este necesar\u0103 o mic\u0219orare de dimensiune de la sol spre col\u021buri. O \u201einven\u021bie\u201d bun\u0103 c\u00e2nd ai de a face cu beneficiari normali, greu de convins \u0219i cu dorin\u021b\u0103 de schimb\u0103ri imobiliare \u00een viitor. Cum au reu\u0219it, nu \u0219tiu, c\u0103ci fi-vor mai tineri \u0219i mai aprigi T.-ii la m\u00e2nie. Dac\u0103 atunci chestiunile \u201epicante\u201d au fost \u00eeng\u0103duite, tot tinere\u021bea furniz\u00e2ndu-le mai pu\u021bin\u0103 \u201e\u0219tiin\u021b\u0103 de cas\u0103\u201d, acum ne-au dat nou\u0103 de furc\u0103. \u0218i-n martie a plouat&#8230; ca \u0219i \u00een zilele astea de iunie. Se f\u0103cu \u00een a\u0219a fel c\u0103 a doua zi, la b\u0103tutul ultimului cui, s\u0103 fi plouat suficient de mult c\u00e2t s\u0103 depun\u0103 \u00een cele dou\u0103 jghebule\u021be, \u00een capetele plecate pe c\u00e2t de mult am putut ajusta panta spre burlane, proprietarii s\u0103 se fi urcat \u0219i s\u0103 fi g\u0103sit dou\u0103 noduri papurii, \u0219i s\u0103 nu pice pic\u0103tur\u0103 de ap\u0103 prin c\u0103z\u0103nelul din strad\u0103. O nou\u0103 pleiad\u0103 de \u00eenvinuiri, desigur. C\u0103 i-am for\u021bat montarea lui, c\u0103 nu am aranjat c\u00e2rligele&#8230;. Etc. De parc\u0103 noi fusesem cei ce ridicaser\u0103 zidurile, noi cei ce f\u0103cuser\u0103m acoperi\u0219ul. Evident&#8230;. De ce evident? Pentru c\u0103 al\u021bii g\u0103siser\u0103 de cuviin\u021b\u0103 s\u0103 nu \u021bin\u0103 seama de verificarea la cump\u0103n\u0103. Care, \u0219i ea, fusese acum 30 \u0219i ceva de ani inventat\u0103. Spre uzul altora&#8230;. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>V\u0103zusem destui. Audiaz\u0103 omul, c\u00e2t tr\u0103ie\u0219te, fel de fel de bazaconii. Uneori le d\u0103 la spate, le face uitate, alteori&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25655"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25655"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25655\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25656,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25655\/revisions\/25656"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25655"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25655"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25655"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}