– Spune\u021bi, domnu`, cu ce v\u0103 servesc?
\n– A, nu! M\u0103 uit, deocamdat\u0103!
\n– Uita\u021bi-v\u0103, c\u0103 uitatu` nu-i pe bani!
\n– Da, \u00eenc\u0103! Da` nu se \u0219tie!… Astea-s de azi?
\n– Normal, domnu`! P\u0103i, ce? Io viu cu marf\u0103 de ieri?…
\n– Nu \u0219tiu, de-aia \u00eentreb!… C\u00e2t e gramu`? Sau e la pung\u0103?
\n– 60 punga!
\n– C\u00e2\u00e2\u00e2t?! Da` ce-s ro\u0219ii de Buz\u0103u? E o iarb\u0103, d\u0103-o dracu`!
\n– Vi se pare scump?… Da` nu v\u0103 g\u00e2ndi\u021bi c\u00e2t\u0103 munc\u0103 e la el?… C\u0103 stau \u00een ser\u0103 s\u0103-l ud, s\u0103-l sap, s\u0103-l… Ehe! Crede\u021bi c\u0103 e a\u0219a u\u0219or?… Matale vii, \u00eentrebi \u0219i dac\u0103 nu-\u021bi place, pleci! Da` io r\u0103m\u00e2n cu marfa nev\u00e2ndut\u0103 \u0219i cu munca…
\n– Nu mai negociezi nimica?
\n– Ce s\u0103 mai negociez, domnu`? Zi matale, c\u00e2t ai vrea s\u0103 dai?
\n– P\u0103i, \u0219tiu io?… 50 e bine?
\n– Haide\u021bi, domnu`, v\u0103 bate\u021bi joc de mine? P\u0103i canabis de-\u0103sta ca la mine nu g\u0103se\u0219ti \u00een toat\u0103 pia\u021ba! Io nu v\u00e2nd c\u00e2nep\u0103 de-aia de pe marginea drumului, ca al\u021bii, s\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi! Ia uita\u021bi-v\u0103 ce bine arat\u0103!… Pofti\u021bi de \u00eencerca\u021bi! V\u0103 dau?
\n– Las\u0103, c\u0103 m\u0103 mai pricep \u0219i io la de-astea! Mai \u00eencolo era mai ieftin!
\n– P\u0103i, atunci, lua\u021bi de-acolo, domnu`! C\u0103 a\u0219a-i acuma! Nu e apreciat\u0103 munca! Calitatea! S\u0103 fie ieftin! De-aia fum\u0103m toate prostiile de ne-mboln\u0103vim dracului cu to\u021bii! Lua\u021bi de la \u0103la, dac\u0103 e mai ieftin! Da` io v\u0103 zic c\u0103 o s\u0103 m\u0103 pomene\u0219ti \u0219i matale \u0219i nevasta \u0219i copiii matale! O s\u0103 vii tot la mine s\u0103 mai iei!…
\n– 55 e bine?
\n– Thuaamne!… Domnu`, ia uite-te matale mai bine la marfa asta! Are ceva? Ia \u0219i-o \u021bigare, ca s\u0103 vezi cum, e!… Hai, ia, c\u0103 nu-\u021bi iau bani!…
\n– Mda, ia s\u0103 v\u0103d!…
\n– Ei? Cum e?…
\n– Mda, bun\u0103, ce s\u0103 zic?…
\n– P\u0103i, vezi? E bun\u0103! De la mine ia to\u021bi copiii \u0103\u0219tea c\u00e2nd se duce la \u0219icoal\u0103, bre! \u0218i \u0103ia mai s\u0103racii, \u0219i \u0103ia mai boga\u021bii! C\u0103 am marf\u0103 bun\u0103 \u0219i pentru toate buzunarele!… \u0218i n-a venit niciunu` s\u0103 zic\u0103 c\u0103 nu i-a pl\u0103cut! Ba, a mai venit \u0219i cu m\u0103-sa \u0219i cu tac-su s\u0103 ia! M\u0103 \u0219tie lumea, domnu`! \u00ces om serios, nu fac io \u0219mecherii! \u0218i pentru ce? S\u0103-mi pierz clien\u021bii?… Iote c\u0103 vine \u0219i b\u0103e\u021bii de la poli\u021bie!… Hai, noroc! Ia zi! C\u00e2t \u00ee\u021bi dau?… Tot dou\u0103 pungi, ca de obicei?… Ia! S\u0103 fii s\u0103n\u0103tos! \u0218i mai prinde\u021bi-i \u0219i p-\u0103ia de ne stric\u0103 pea\u021ba! Ai dracu` samsari, care nu \u0219tie ce-nseamn\u0103 s\u0103 munce\u0219ti cinstit! Ei ia ieftin \u0219i vinde scump!… Hai, domnu`, d\u0103 \u0219i matale 55 c\u00e2t ai zis, s\u0103 plec \u0219i io acas\u0103 de-acilea, c\u0103 vine c\u0103ldura \u0219i se stric\u0103 marfa!…
\n– Ia de-aici!
\n– Asta e a\u0219a, pentru matale, s\u0103 \u0219tii! Data viitoare nu mai las la pre\u021b, s\u0103 \u0219tii!… Hai, s\u0103n\u0103tate!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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