{"id":25636,"date":"2026-06-28T23:07:11","date_gmt":"2026-06-28T20:07:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25636"},"modified":"2026-06-28T23:07:11","modified_gmt":"2026-06-28T20:07:11","slug":"brigada-diverse-nu-o-zic-eu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25636","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (N)u (o) (z)ic (e)u"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>16 iunie 2026 <\/strong><br \/>\n         Domnule, \u00eencerc din r\u0103sputeri s\u0103 pricep ce ar putea fi acela rock \u021b\u0103r\u0103nesc c\u00e2ntat de unul Ionutz. Da, o fi vreun soi de neam\u021b, dup\u0103 numele caligrafiat, iar \u021b\u0103r\u0103nismul o fi vreun fel de c\u00e2ntec bavarez consumat la o bere. S\u0103 fi fost la noi, o \u021buic\u0103 transforma rock\u0103iala \u00een hor\u0103.<br \/>\n          Tragedie financiar\u0103&#8230;. Un fost prim ministru, fie el \u0219i Ponta, se d\u0103 de ceasul mor\u021bii lui M\u0103rgineanu, prin simpatia p\u0103rului scurt al dosului muzicianului, c\u0103 s\u0103rmanul ar fi \u00eencasat din bilete vreo juma de miliard de lei vechi \u0219i ar mai fi r\u0103mas dup\u0103 toate \u0103lea fiscale cu doar vreo mie cinci sute de lei noi. Nu am citit, dar mi-e c\u0103 uit\u0103 c\u0103 paralele au intrat nu numai pe catastiful oamenilor cu taxarea, ci \u0219i pe a taxatorului \u0219ef din industria muzical\u0103: impresarul. \u00cens\u0103 Ponta putea s\u0103 se \u021bin\u0103 d-ale lui, semi politice.<br \/>\n          C\u00e2nd vezi cum doi-trei in\u0219i ajung s\u0103 se bage \u00een seam\u0103 \u00een jocul guvernamental, te ia cu capul. Cine-s, m\u0103, aia, Uni\u021bi pentru Rom\u00e2nia \u0219i PACE? B\u0103, \u0219i merg\u00e2nd mai departe, am dat \u00een spate doi pa\u0219i. Cum naiba s\u0103 stai la discu\u021bie cu simpatizan\u021bi ai curentului fascist?<br \/>\n         Am a\u0219a o boal\u0103 pe \u0103ia care se dau sup\u0103ra\u021bi c\u00e2nd le c\u00e2nt\u0103 manelele la cap sau la mai multe zv\u00e2rlituri de b\u0103\u021b de el. C\u0103 ei ar asculta hora \u0219i s\u00e2rba. Sau invers. Precum o doamn\u0103 ce n-a putut \u00eenchide ochii &#8211; de somn &#8211; de zilele berii sp\u0103late de ploaie pe gazonul fostei unit\u0103\u021bi militare. A\u0219 \u00eentreba-o, c\u0103 acum am recunoscut persoana: de festivalul de fa\u021b\u0103 v\u0103 cantona\u021bi c\u0103 ar pl\u0103ti prim\u0103ria; c\u00e2nd venea\u021bi la festivalul de film nu v\u0103 \u00eentreba\u021bi de ce film \u0219i nu asfalt sau alte nevoi comunitare invocate \u00een schimbul berii?<br \/>\n         Auzi la nebunii portughezi. Cic-ar exista persoane care se cred animale. Nu c\u0103 n-ar fi omenirea \u00een sinea ei un animal. \u0218i c\u0103 le-ar fi refuzate consulta\u021biile. Veterinare, nu?<br \/>\n        Suntem vesti\u021bi la robotic\u0103. \u0218i na\u021bia noastr\u0103 abia dac\u0103 are un automobil ca lumea fabricat de ea.<br \/>\n        Devia\u021bii&#8230;. Mintale. C\u0103 dron\u0103, c\u0103 redirec\u021bionat\u0103 de ucraineni c\u0103tre noi. Nicu\u0219oare, tat\u0103, las\u0103-ne!<br \/>\n        A ap\u0103rut o sintagm\u0103 ciudat\u0103 pentru o lege, mai ales una de tip salarial: cum \u0219i c\u00e2t salariul, are o metod\u0103 analitic\u0103 de evaluare a func\u021biilor la baz\u0103.<br \/>\n       C\u00e2te unul dintre \u0103\u0219tia sco\u0219i la lumin\u0103 de jurnalism. Neac\u0219u, Toni. Despre sindicate \u0219i pasul str\u00e2mb executat, plecate cu sau f\u0103r\u0103 jalb\u0103 la ministerul de resort.<br \/>\n       Bun, \u00eenfiin\u021bezi. De\u0219i cred c\u0103 un Srl are nevoie de principalul motiv: c\u00e2\u0219tigul. Ceea ce unei prim\u0103rii nu prea i se permite \u00een totalitate. Chiar \u0219i a\u0219a: cine vor fi \u0219efii, unde se va duce profitul, adic\u0103 unde va ajunge \u0219i unde se va direc\u021biona \u00een sectorul bugetar?<br \/>\n       O alt\u0103 fantom\u0103 a sistemului, tot un nenimeni dintre cei ce tr\u0103iesc mai ceva dec\u00e2t magna\u021bii, evident, o perioad\u0103, un P\u0103un de factur\u0103 amical\u0103 cu Nicu\u0219or. Alarmat, abia acum, s\u0103rmanul, de pericolul economic ce ne pa\u0219te din cauza olimpicului nepereche. Omul suferind \u0219i de o grav\u0103 problem\u0103 fiziologic\u0103: nu vede \u201elumina de la cap\u0103tul tunelului\u201d. Cecitate-i spune, fiindc\u0103 de era noctambul, ar fi v\u0103zut \u0219i lumina neagr\u0103 a universului. A\u0219a ce \u201emar\u0219, m\u0103!\u201d li s-ar cuveni \u0103stor proroci&#8230;.<br \/>\n         Domnilor, auspiciile vicelui nostru&#8230;. Nu el este autorul, poate administrator da, nu mai mult, nu protector \u0219i nici m\u0103car patronul \u00eemp\u0103r\u021birii de locuin\u021be. Al\u021bii s-au ocupat efectiv de punctaje, de criterii, de repartiz\u0103ri. Cum se \u0219i cuvine \u00eentr-o administra\u021bie, s\u0103 munceasc\u0103 fiecare \u00een dreptul func\u021biei de\u021binute.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>16 iunie 2026 Domnule, \u00eencerc din r\u0103sputeri s\u0103 pricep ce ar putea fi acela rock \u021b\u0103r\u0103nesc c\u00e2ntat de unul Ionutz.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25636"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25636"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25636\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25637,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25636\/revisions\/25637"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25636"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25636"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25636"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}