– S\u0103 intre urm\u0103torul!
\n– Da! Io sunt!… Haide\u021bi, bre, doamn\u0103, c\u0103 io am fost de-azi diminea\u021b\u0103 aci!… Iote la ea?!… Bun\u0103 ziua, don` doctor!… Ia uite?! Da` ce credea ea?! C\u0103 a\u0219a merge?… Pfff!
\n– Lua\u021bi loc! Care-i problema?
\n– Problema e c\u0103 s-a \u00eenr\u0103it lumea, don doctor! P\u0103i, io viu acii\u0219a de la cinci diminea\u021b\u0103, cu rata de patru ca s\u0103 hiu primu` la r\u00e2nd \u0219i vine \u0103\u0219tea de la ora\u0219 care se treze\u0219te ca boierii la nou\u0103 \u0219i vrea s\u0103 intre-n fa\u021b\u0103!…
\n– Bre, care e problema matale? Ce te doare? De ce-ai venit?
\n– M\u0103 doare, don doctor! M\u0103 doare c\u0103 nu mai e lumea aia cum erea odat\u0103…
\n– Bre, tataie! Ce boal\u0103 ai?
\n– P\u0103i, aia e! Am boal\u0103 p\u0103 \u0103\u0219tea de la ora\u0219!…
\n– Bre, tataie! E\u0219ti bolnav?
\n– P\u0103i, cum s\u0103 nu? C\u0103 altfel nu vineam la matale, don doctor!
\n– A\u0219a, \u0219i de ce e\u0219ti bolnav?
\n– Iete, m\u0103 doare acii\u0219a, \u00eentr-o parte!… Ia bag\u0103 matale m\u00e2na!… E… e… e… acolo\u0219a, la buzunar! Ce-ai g\u0103sit?
\n– Bre, ce-i cu plicu` \u0103sta?
\n– Pii, l-am adus cu mine, s\u0103… c\u0103 de-aia m\u0103 durea \u00eentr-o parte!
\n– Bre, matale \u0219tii cum se nume\u0219te treaba asta?
\n– Piii, nu \u0219tiu, p\u0103catele mele, c\u0103 io n-am \u0219coal\u0103 mult\u0103 ca matale! Ce s\u0103 \u0219tiu io de-astea de doctori?!
\n– Bre, asta se nume\u0219te \u0219pag\u0103!
\n– Aoleu! \u0218i e grav, don doctor? M\u0103 mai fac bine?
\n– Bre, e cam grav! Da` dac\u0103 te tratezi, te faci bine!
\n– A\u0219a, don doctor! C\u0103-mi zicea \u0219i baba mea: ,,M\u0103, dac\u0103 o muri unu` din noi, io m\u0103 duc la m\u0103mica, s\u0103 \u0219tii!\u201d Da` acuma, m-am lini\u0219tit!…
\n– Bre, ia \u0103sta \u00eenapoi \u0219i s\u0103 nu mai spui la nimeni, c\u0103 te ia poli\u021bia!
\n– Aoleu, p\u0103catele mele! Da` de ce s\u0103 m\u0103 ia? E prea pu\u021bin?
\n– Bre, tataie, matale \u00ee\u021bi arde de glum\u0103, da` asta e o treab\u0103 serioas\u0103!
\n– Pi, de-aia am venit \u0219i io don doctor! C\u0103 am r\u00e2s io c\u00e2t am r\u00e2s, da` v\u0103z c\u0103 nu prea e de r\u00e2s! Mie s\u0103-mi spui drept: c\u00e2t mai am de tr\u0103it? S\u0103 m\u0103 preg\u0103tesc, s\u0103 pui baba s\u0103-mi fac\u0103 coliva… c\u0103 sc\u00e2ndurile le-am pus de mult, \u00een pod la uscat… Aia e! He, he! Cum zice \u0219i b\u0103iatu` \u0103la care r\u00e2de mereu! Tare drag mi-e de el! C\u0103 a\u0219a eram \u0219i io: numa-ntr-un r\u00e2s \u0219i-o veselie am dus-o toat\u0103 vea\u021ba! Da` acuma… O s\u0103 vaz\u0103 \u0219i el!…
\n– Bre, p\u00e2n` la urm\u0103, de ce-ai venit? Ce te doare?
\n– Pi, nu-\u021bi spusei? M\u0103 doare-ntr-o parte!
\n– Asta am v\u0103zut! Da` nu-i de-acolo! Altceva?
\n– Piii… altceva n-am! C\u0103 at\u00e2ta mi-a zis baba c\u0103 trebe!…
\n– O trimitere, ceva, ai? De la medicul de familie?
\n– Trimitere? Am, c\u0103 m-a trimes baba! Zice: ,,Du-te, m\u0103, la un doctor! Nu vezi c\u0103 te-ai ramolit de tot? S\u0103-\u021bi dea ne\u0219te buline de-alea de ia toat\u0103 lumea!\u201d \u0218i am venit, na! C\u0103, ce s\u0103 fac? S\u0103 m\u0103 cert cu baba?… \u0218i, ce doctor de famelie? C\u0103-n famelia mea am r\u0103mas numa` io cu baba mea! Copchiii e pleca\u021bi to\u021bi, ne vedem numa` p\u0103 ha\u021bap… p\u0103 interne\u021bile-alea…
\n– Tataie, c\u00e2\u021bi ani ai?
\n– Da` cine mai \u0219tie, don doctor? Io nu mai \u021biu minte, da` stai c-o \u00eentreb p\u0103 baba mea! C\u0103 ea e cu anii, cu astea! Ea \u0219tie toate alea!… Stai oleac\u0103, s\u0103-i dau un telefon!… Alo!… Filico!… Auzi, f\u0103, m\u0103-ntreab\u0103 don doctor aicea!… Da, f\u0103, am ajuns!… Da!… M\u0103-ntreab\u0103 don doctor c\u0103 cic\u0103 c\u00e2\u021bi ani am?… Ce?!… C\u00e2\u021bi?!… Zi, f\u0103, mai tare, c\u0103 \u0219tii c\u0103 n-auz cu urechea asta!… Dou\u0103\u0219cinci?… Auzi\u021bi, don doctor, c\u0103, cic\u0103 dou\u0103\u0219cinci!… Ce zici?! A, opze\u0219cinci?… Aaaa, v\u0103z c\u0103 nici tu nu mai \u0219tii!… Ce?!… A, da, i-am dat! I-am dat! Da` n-a vrut s\u0103-l ia, c\u0103 cic\u0103 e boal\u0103 grav\u0103 \u0219i m\u0103 bag\u0103 la pu\u0219c\u0103rie de nu m\u0103 mai fac bine toat\u0103 vea\u021ba!… Hai, te pup, f\u0103! Vorghim acas\u0103!… Deci, opze\u0219cinci, don doctor!
\n– A\u0219a, deci! Ia zi matale, m\u0103n\u00e2nci bine? Dormi bine?…
\n– Da` cum! M\u0103n\u00e2nc toate alea \u0219i dorm ne-ntors!… Ba, din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd… \u0219i cu baba mea!… \u0218tii alde matale! He, he!
\n– Ha, ha! Adic\u0103, ce faci?
\n– Pii… ce face omu` cu femia lui, noaptea-n pat! Ne d\u0103m cu alifii… c\u00e2nd ea p\u0103 mine, c\u00e2nd io p\u0103 ea!…
\n– Ha, ha! Cu ce alifii v\u0103 da\u021bi, bre?
\n– Alifii de-alea de oase!…
\n– Bre, n-auzi! Du-te matale acas\u0103, c\u0103 n-ai nici pe dracu`! E\u0219ti s\u0103n\u0103tos!
\n– Aoleu! Ba, p\u0103 dracu` \u00eel am, don doctor! C\u0103 tr\u0103iesc de… nici nu mai \u0219tiu de c\u00e2nd!… cu ea-n cas\u0103! C\u0103 muierea-i dracu` gol! C\u0103 erea bine c\u00e2nd erea goal\u0103 la tinere\u021be… \u0102h\u0103! Nu ca acuma!… Da` bine c\u0103-s s\u0103n\u0103tos \u00een rest!… \u0218i cu \u0103sta ce fac acuma?…
\n– Ia-i babei ceva frumos de la pia\u021b\u0103! O basma, ceva…
\n– Eii, oi vedea io! Da` o \u021buic\u0103 pentru mine poci s\u0103 iau?
\n– Po\u021bi, po\u021bi! Mergi s\u0103n\u0103tos!
\n– S\u0103n\u0103tate \u0219i matale, don doctor!… Alo!… F\u0103, Filico!… Nu, f\u0103! A zis c\u0103-s s\u0103n\u0103tos! Na, c\u0103 nici acu nu scapi de mine!… Auzi, f\u0103? La ce or\u0103 e rata aia de trei jumate?…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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