{"id":25597,"date":"2026-06-23T17:35:47","date_gmt":"2026-06-23T14:35:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25597"},"modified":"2026-06-25T18:06:18","modified_gmt":"2026-06-25T15:06:18","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-avizoul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25597","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Avizoul"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>        Nae \u0219i facerile. Uneori&#8230;.<br \/>\n        S\u0103-\u021bi vin\u0103 s\u0103-l pui s\u0103 stea. Cum \u00eei \u0219i place. Angajamentul, \u00eens\u0103, era s\u0103 nu. Bine\u00een\u021beles, s\u0103 \u0219i ias\u0103 treab\u0103 bun\u0103. Cu toate dojenile clien\u021bilor. Deficien\u021ba major\u0103, fiindc\u0103 \u00eemi fusese ar\u0103tat\u0103, se reducea la o mic\u0103 cr\u0103p\u0103tur\u0103 a tablei de cazane, sc\u0103pat\u0103 din vederile lu Nae \u0219i, e drept, nu meticulos verificat\u0103. Un strop de silicon a rezolvat \u201edrama\u201d matinal\u0103. Puteau c\u0103dea din cer tone de ap\u0103, n-ar mai fi dat o pic\u0103tur\u0103. \u00cen celelalte dou\u0103 \u00eenfierate zone, capetele noului acoperi\u0219, chestiunile erau simple. Nu terminasem. De acolo pic\u0103turile inocente, inerente, indiferente la \u201ediferendul\u201d nostru cu familia T. Ce ar mai fi fost? Desigur, un profil de vreo \u0219aizeci de centimetri peste sc\u00e2ndura aleas\u0103 pe spr\u00e2ncean\u0103 dintr-o flor\u0103rie stingher\u0103, mohor\u00e2t\u0103 de praf \u0219i indiferen\u021ba proprietarilor de a o mai folosi-o vreodat\u0103. Degeaba \u00eencercasem persuasiv argumentat s\u0103-i determin la o scurt\u0103tur\u0103 din flor\u0103rie extrase casei de locuit. \u201eNou\u0103\u201d! Asta le fu pohta. O opera\u021biune care, \u00een penultima zi, mi-a luat vreo dou\u0103 ore. C-a\u0219a se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 c\u00e2nd preten\u021biile nu coincid cu problemele de la fa\u021ba locului. \u201eProvocarea\u201d m\u0103 for\u021ba s\u0103 \u201eleg\u201d cele dou\u0103 flor\u0103rii invers, bucata nou\u0103 cu fa\u021ba la spatele celei existente. Bine, dac\u0103 ar fi fost s\u0103 fac treaba \u201eperfect\u0103\u201d, la montaj s-ar fi cuvenit niscai silicon maro \u00eenchis, ca de bai\u021b brun, \u00eens\u0103 mi-a fost de ajuns c\u00e2t am ajustat \u201elinia\u201d preexistent\u0103. Urc\u0103ri \u0219i cobor\u00e2ri pe scara \u00een dou\u0103, plus \u00eenc\u0103 o bucat\u0103, fiindc\u0103 la prima tot t\u0103iasem p\u00e2n\u0103 se mic\u0219orase suficient &#8211; cam cinci milimetri &#8211; c\u00e2t s\u0103 nu mai fie bun\u0103. De-ar fi fost flor\u0103ria deja fixat\u0103 pe dependin\u021b\u0103 dreapt\u0103 la cap\u0103t. A\u0219 fi t\u0103iat drept &#8211; c\u00e2t putea p\u00e2nza pendularului de drept &#8211; \u0219i a\u0219 fi prins-o imediat pe pozi\u021bie. \u00cens\u0103, cum \u00eemi <strong>asprir\u0103<\/strong> alte nimicuri zilele, asta nu m\u0103 putea scoate din pepeni peste m\u0103sur\u0103. Mi-ar mai fi trebuit vreo zece una dup\u0103 alta \u00een mai pu\u021bin de c\u00e2teva ore. Atunci, a\u0219 fi scos din mine fiara \u0219i mi-a\u0219 fi v\u0103rsat r\u0103runchii pe am\u0103r\u00e2ta de via\u021b\u0103 care d\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 chinuie uneori peste m\u0103sur\u0103. Ce, numai clientul o\u021b\u0103r\u00e2t s\u0103 gesticuleze ca-n antichitate orice <strong>atenian<\/strong> bun de gur\u0103 \u00een agora? Eu nu puteam \u201ec\u0103\u021b\u0103ra\u201d \u0219i glasul, \u0219i m\u00e2inile \u00een spectru decibelic asurzitor? \u0218i totu\u0219i. Mi-am zis \u201e\u0218ezi bl\u00e2nd.\u201d \u0219i-am escaladat sc\u0103ri\u021ba de destule ori. P\u00e2n\u0103 s-au pupat curbele unele cu altele. C\u0103ci meseria\u0219ul dinainte a \u201ecabulipsit\u201d s\u0103 decupeze curb cap\u0103tul inferior. Cum nu se mai putea umbla la artistic\u0103ria lui t\u00e2mpl\u0103reasc\u0103, m-am luat eu dup\u0103 model. Locul \u00eens\u0103, parc\u0103 blestemat, mi-a mai f\u0103cut figura. Dup\u0103 ce am schimbat tabla de protec\u021bie cu cea de fason, la culoare \u0219i aspect, la \u201eploaia de verificare\u201d, o pic\u0103tur\u0103 \u0219i surorile se prelingeau pe lemn. Noroc &#8211; uite c\u0103 azi, domn Bebi, coleg de Atlas, se mira de solu\u021biile \u0219i manierele mele de lucru; c\u0103 n-ar fi crezut c\u0103 m-ar duce capul la fel de fel de chi\u021bibu\u0219uri; numai c\u0103 nu mi-a venit cu sifon, s\u0103-i aduc aminte cine a fost g\u0103ina dinaintea oului; dar nu m\u0103 dau eu pe p\u0103rerile unora \u0219i altora &#8211; c\u0103 am at\u00e2t de mult\u0103 experien\u021b\u0103 c\u00e2t s\u0103 \u00een\u021beleg c\u0103ile apei pe diferite obiecte \u0219i diferitele ei debite. Aici ar fi \u0219i un dram de \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103tur\u0103 de fizic\u0103, de matematic\u0103 \u0219i o infinitezimal\u0103 sclipire a min\u021bii. Ceea ce alor mele cuno\u0219tin\u021be \u0219i colegi le cam prisose\u0219te. \u0218i nu din vina lor, ci a \u00eemprejur\u0103rilor. Sor\u021bii <strong>astrali<\/strong>&#8230; <strong>atavici<\/strong>. \u0218i-un las\u0103-m\u0103 s\u0103 te las pe parcurs. Pentru ce \u0219tim s\u0103 facem, ce vom face \u0219i ce am f\u0103cut, nu era nevoie de o dare de seam\u0103 special\u0103, de o luminare c\u00e2t Evrika! de mare, pe ale noastre ni le <strong>atestau<\/strong> al\u021bii de mult timp. <strong>At\u00e2tora<\/strong> c\u00e2\u021bi vor fi fost \u0219i mai sunt le-am lucrat c\u00e2te pe \u0219i pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 cas\u0103, pe la por\u021bi \u0219i balcoane, pe la&#8230; mai c\u00e2te. \u0218i, revenind, a fost suficient s\u0103 sucesc \u00een sus col\u021bul unei pazii de tabl\u0103, cel ce se termina \u00een pazia mea format \u201eU\u201d \u00eentors, doar pu\u021bin: patru milimetri. \u0218ti\u021bi cum a disp\u0103rut \u0219irul de pic\u0103turi? De parc\u0103 n-ar fi fost. Nu \u00eens\u0103 \u0219i crisparea \u0219i nemul\u021bumirile mele vizavi de comportamentul gestual \u0219i verbal al clientului. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nae \u0219i facerile. Uneori&#8230;. S\u0103-\u021bi vin\u0103 s\u0103-l pui s\u0103 stea. Cum \u00eei \u0219i place. Angajamentul, \u00eens\u0103, era s\u0103 nu. Bine\u00een\u021beles,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25597"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25597"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25597\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25598,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25597\/revisions\/25598"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25597"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25597"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25597"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}