{"id":25590,"date":"2026-05-27T07:21:00","date_gmt":"2026-05-27T04:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25590"},"modified":"2026-06-23T00:21:40","modified_gmt":"2026-06-22T21:21:40","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-asteria","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25590","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Asterie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>         Mai c\u0103 n-ar trebui s\u0103 port poveri. Ale altora. Ale mele&#8230;.<br \/>\n        Trezire la un soare inexistent la cinci \u0219i jum\u0103tate, dar \u201e\u00eemputernicit\u201d s\u0103 dea luxul pe gean\u0103 cu destul\u0103 putere, chiar \u0219i a\u0219a, pitit dup\u0103 estul rusificat cu destul timp \u00eenainte s\u0103-\u0219i pironeasc\u0103 ochiul fierbinte \u00een fitecine. Cu grij\u0103. Degeaba ora prelungit\u0103 \u00een s\u00e2nul nop\u021bii, degeaba \u00eentreaga tevatur\u0103 de s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103, coco\u021bat\u0103 ba pe scar\u0103, ba pe intr\u0103rile \u00eenc\u0103 fr\u00e2ng\u0103toare de genunchi, \u00een van chiar \u0219i studiul de la ora schimb\u0103rii de fus orar &#8211; de la maxim la minim minimorum -, cu rateurile persistente ale unor degete ineficace, crescute la umbra unei geneze imposibil de anticipat, cu preten\u021bii de fa\u021bad\u0103, cu \u00eentrevederi de mare \u0219i cu posibilit\u0103\u021bi de mic. Zadar. \u00eenfipt \u00een irisul \u00eempl\u0103pumat \u0219i cu un raport matinal uric demn de m\u0103re\u021be fapte ale gloriosului trecut, trezirea este doar un fapt fiziologic inevitabil. \u0218i-n be\u021bia dezaromirii \u00eencep imaginile decolorate ale versiunilor color s\u0103 purcead\u0103 la proiect\u0103ri. Pun u\u0219a &#8211; am pus-o de fapt -, r\u0103m\u00e2ne spa\u021biu de la podea: cu ce acop\u0103r diferen\u021ba?&#8230; P\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eendoiesc de toate facerile, s\u0103 demontez fiecare pies\u0103&#8230;. S\u0103 constat, totu\u0219i, c\u0103-mi lipse\u0219te a\u0219ternerea pe h\u00e2rtie, s\u0103 gogonez ochii c\u00e2t se poate de mari \u0219i s\u0103 trec la scris. Nu f\u0103r\u0103 o recitire a ultimei incursiuni, c\u00e2t s\u0103-mi fac mintea praf, s\u0103-mi revin\u0103 <strong>auditiv<\/strong> discursul patetic, p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103, al doamnei, <strong>avocat\u0103<\/strong> a unei ap\u0103r\u0103ri f\u0103r\u0103 vreo ofensiv\u0103 declan\u0219at\u0103, un vocabular <strong>avortat<\/strong> (cu voie dintr-o nevoie parc\u0103 fireasc\u0103 de-a-\u0219i expulza \u00eenainte de termen plozii verbali) cu o r\u0103utate inexplicabil\u0103 &#8211; fiindc\u0103 am asistat la un trialog (nu a\u0219a se nume\u0219te o discu\u021bie \u00een trei?) cu tente v\u0103dit vulgare (doar c\u0103 nu s-au pronun\u021bat p\u00e2urile \u0219i f\u00e2urile), st\u00e2rnit de alt client \u201einfiltrat\u201d \u00eentre cel c\u0103ruia prezen\u021ba noastr\u0103 i-a \u00eembog\u0103\u021bit biografia cu ni\u0219te oameni de onoare \u0219i muncitori (de\u0219i a f\u0103cut \u00een a\u0219a fel posibil c\u00e2t s\u0103 par\u0103 c\u0103 noi eram cei c\u0103rora le lipsea din palmares cuno\u0219tin\u021ba unei personalit\u0103\u021bi), Tudorache, el, st\u00e2rnitorul de porco\u0219enii f\u0103r\u0103 perdea, Gicu, procurorul lacob \u0219i primul de pe list\u0103, am\u00e2n\u0103torul de serviciu, Gibonu, dialog de la care doamna nu s-a dat la o parte (reiau ideea, dar s\u0103 termin mai \u00eent\u00e2i chilomanul frazeologic) -, cu un temei priceput abia la final: dorin\u021ba de a sub\u021bia fondul financiar discutat primordial \u0219i de a maximiza \u0219i multiplica num\u0103rul de opera\u021biuni. Pe care le-a \u0219i dublat, dar cu nicio contribu\u021bie b\u0103neasc\u0103 \u00een plus. C\u00e2t am suportat? Ap\u0103i, p\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 nu le fi dat cu b\u00e2ta \u00een cap. Cum m\u0103 lansasem, anterior, serioasa doamn\u0103 must\u0103cea vizibil la rememorarea unui trecut sexual, devenise codan\u0103 sfioas\u0103, d\u0103dea ochii peste cap, ochii \u00een cap se roteau inexplicabil, luase pozi\u021bia timidei feti\u0219cane, \u00een timp ce so\u021bul \u00ee\u0219i redeclara apusa virilitate, st\u00e2rnit de pehlivanul electrician. Probabil c\u0103 asta fusese singura perioad\u0103 petrecut\u0103 \u00een acea curte lipsit\u0103 de orice patim\u0103. \u00cen rest&#8230;. A fost suficient\u0103 o ploaie, o a treia zi \u00eenceput\u0103 cu st\u00e2ngul proprietarilor \u0219i o pleiad\u0103 de acuza\u021bii. Bine\u00een\u021beles, c\u0103 \u00eei curge prin acoperi\u0219ul prelungit. Mi-am estompat explozia interioar\u0103 c\u00e2nd mi-am dat seama care ar fi posibilele cauze \u0219i-mi <strong>atenuai<\/strong> pornirea cu argumentul cel mai solid: \u00eenc\u0103 nu am definitivat capetele acoperi\u0219ului. \u0218tiam totu\u0219i care puteau fi cauzele reale. \u00eentre noi, mai ferit, mai \u00een \u0219oapt\u0103, printre un \u201eSe rezolv\u0103.\u201d \u0219i ce mai bodog\u0103nea femeia: \u201e<strong>Ataca\u0219i<\/strong>\u201d, Nae, problema dup\u0103 cum \u021bi s-a n\u0103z\u0103rit! Eu spun una, tu faci alta! \u0218tii de ce plou\u0103. Sus, cu siliconul \u0219i verific\u0103 unde ai sc\u0103pat o cr\u0103p\u0103tur\u0103 la tabla de \u201eceaune\u201d.\u201d. M-am urcat eu \u00eensumi ca s\u0103 verific \u0219i o alt\u0103 temere. Adeverit\u0103, de\u0219i nu de acolo se tot prelingea c\u00e2te un strop de ap\u0103. Nu aplecase poalele tablei cu cle\u0219tele sau ciocanul de lemn, cum convenisem \u0219i cum se mai \u0219i face. Fiindc\u0103 pic\u0103turile cad ele \u00een buza primei foi, dar c\u00e2nd sunt cel pu\u021bin de-o jum\u0103tate de sfert de potop, \u00eencep s\u0103 urce mai sus \u0219i s\u0103 dea pe del\u0103turi, prin spatele jgheabului, evident, cu un aport de lips\u0103 de pant\u0103 suficient\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mai c\u0103 n-ar trebui s\u0103 port poveri. Ale altora. Ale mele&#8230;. 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