{"id":25570,"date":"2026-05-06T22:32:47","date_gmt":"2026-05-06T19:32:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25570"},"modified":"2026-05-06T22:32:47","modified_gmt":"2026-05-06T19:32:47","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-auisera","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25570","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Auiser\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>         Dar nu-s.<br \/>\n        Cel mai u\u0219or lucru se consumase. \u201eFloarea\u201d ascuns\u0103 a prelungirii casei fusese scoas\u0103 dintr-un ciocan administrat unui cap\u0103t \u0219i c\u00e2teva opinteli ale r\u0103ngii \u00een lan\u021bul ce \u021binea s\u0103geacul. Fiindc\u0103 nu fuseser\u0103 suficiente hol\u021b\u0219uruburile, anteriorii meseria\u0219i i-au mai dat \u0219i c\u00e2teva cuie de 12, pentru siguran\u021b\u0103. Desfaci ca s\u0103 vezi, s\u0103 \u0219tii cum \u201epilotezi\u201d \u00eenainte. Nu este vreun domeniu <strong>aviatic<\/strong> tinichigeria, nici vreo curs\u0103 de formula unu, \u00eens\u0103 ambele, chiar \u0219i altele neb\u0103nuite, au str\u00e2ns\u0103 leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu meseria asta hulit\u0103, privit\u0103 ca unic apanaj al brune\u021bilor. P\u0103i. Prive\u0219ti \u00een sus, f\u0103cut atent instinctual de zgomotele avioanelor. \u0218anse bune s\u0103 te accidentezi. Degete prinse \u00een cle\u0219tele neaten\u021biei, \u00eentre ciocan \u0219i astereal\u0103. Alunecare, cu aceea\u0219i doz\u0103 infim\u0103 de distragere. Cursele\u2026. \u00cen sine, lupta cu num\u0103rul de ore, cu l\u0103sarea serii, cu varii problematici opera\u021bionale fac din tinichigerie un concurs continuu de rezisten\u021b\u0103. Domeniile celelalte vin \u00een conjunc\u021bie din firea lucrurilor. Matematici (s\u0103 nu uit ultima dintre convorbirile text cu domnul T) elementare, complexe \u0219i chiar de nivel liceal. Fizic\u0103. Chimie. Geografie. Istorie. Biologie. Chirurgie. Limbi str\u0103ine. Sport. Nu v\u0103 cer s\u0103 m\u0103 crede\u021bi, ci s\u0103 le \u00eencerca\u021bi muncind m\u0103car o or\u0103 pe cas\u0103. Planul. Cel ini\u021bial, creat dup\u0103 mai vechi experien\u021be, pica. Prinderile cu adaosuri pe linie fireasc\u0103 se puteau aplica doar la trei grinzi. Urm\u0103toarele aveau nevoie de o dezmembrare a primelor sc\u00e2nduri \u0219i t\u0103ierea celei pe care se a\u0219ezau grinzile de pant\u0103. Mi-a sur\u00e2s totu\u0219i un dram de noroc. \u00cenclina\u021bia p\u0103r\u021bii ce se cerea modificat\u0103 mergea aproape perfect p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een jgheabul de colectare a apelor de ploaie. Ba drujba nu mergea &#8211; nu fusese folosit\u0103 de la debutul iernii; \u0219i-ar fi g\u0103sit ea trebuin\u021b\u0103, cea de la atelier (a lui Nae t\u0103iase cu s\u00e2rg cr\u0103cu\u021be, cr\u0103cu\u0219oare, trunchiule\u021be \u0219i trunchi\u0219oare, lipsa banilor l\u0103s\u00e2nd pe bar\u0103 centrala \u00een folosul teracotei), \u00eens\u0103 doamne-doamne ne-a oferit un sezon hibernal numai <strong>astenic<\/strong> nu, numai chinuit nu (ce ne mai <strong>aspreau<\/strong> existen\u021ba cele din urm\u0103; \u0219i frig, \u0219i munc\u0103 mult\u0103, \u0219i bani pu\u021bini; degeaba te rugai la to\u021bi sfin\u021bii, erai musai \u00een r\u00e2ndul <strong>ateilor<\/strong> vr\u00e2nd-nevr\u00e2nd), ci lene\u0219; s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nci, s\u0103 scrii, s\u0103 cite\u0219ti \u0219i s\u0103 prive\u0219ti ore \u00een \u0219ir televizorul -, ba lan\u021burile nu se l\u0103sau duse pe linia dorit\u0103, ba\u2026. \u0218i m\u0103car aceste mici neajunsuri s\u0103 fi fost toat\u0103 paguba. P\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 ajungem la ele, ne-am lovit de cea mai cea tabl\u0103 care se poate pune pe vreun acoperi\u0219 (ne pricopsisem cu una la fel la Costel sudorul autogen, cel cu \u201etoaleta de var\u0103\u201d, de un milimetru; rupere de m\u00e2ini!): de cazane (dup\u0103 descrierea proprietarului, dar dup\u0103 ce am ajuns pe acoperi\u0219, dup\u0103 ce m\u0103 opintisem s\u0103 desprind una din alta prima coam\u0103). M\u0103 luase cu c\u0103lduri. Eram aproape de o explozie. Estompat\u0103 prin cea mai bl\u00e2nd\u0103 \u00eentrebare (cum eu nu pun niciodat\u0103): \u201eDa\u2019 ce fel de na\u021bie e zincata asta?\u201d. Atunci am \u0219tiut c\u0103 nimic nu va fi normal la acea lucrare, c\u0103 nimic bun nu anticipeaz\u0103. Un prim avertisment c\u0103 trebuia s\u0103 renun\u021b, s\u0103 cer banii pe ce \u00eemi propusesem s\u0103 fac \u00een acea zi \u0219i s\u0103 plec f\u0103r\u0103 regrete. M-am calmat, l-am rugat \u0219i pe Nae s\u0103-\u0219i \u00eenfrunte cu succes accesul de nemul\u021bumire \u0219i am trecut la fapte r\u00e2nd cu r\u00e2nd, bucat\u0103 cu bucat\u0103, opt la num\u0103r, dar nu numai cu ele, ci \u0219i \u00een dou\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2lniri de pomin\u0103: cu un col\u021b \u0219i cu o dolie. M\u0103 <strong>av\u00e2ntai<\/strong> prin urmare cu cel mai mare interes de terminare p\u00e2n\u0103 la apusul soarelui de martie, din\u021bos \u0219i scump la vedere. Cr\u0103pate, \u00eentregi, am purces cu curaj c\u0103tre tablele de cazan &#8211; mai cur\u00e2nd de vapoare -, le-am luat la r\u00e2nd dup\u0103 cum procedasem mai mereu la alte lucr\u0103ri. Le-am ridicat mai mult de unghiul perfect pitagoric, suficient c\u00e2t s\u0103 pot ajunge la cele dou\u0103 sc\u00e2nduri r\u00e2vnite din poale, prima \u0219i a doua. Ner\u0103bd\u0103tor s\u0103 aflu ce mai g\u0103sesc fistichiu dedesubt. Cum spuneam, nimic bun, nimic ordonat de la un cap\u0103t la cel\u0103lalt. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dar nu-s. Cel mai u\u0219or lucru se consumase. \u201eFloarea\u201d ascuns\u0103 a prelungirii casei fusese scoas\u0103 dintr-un ciocan administrat unui cap\u0103t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25570"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25570"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25570\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25571,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25570\/revisions\/25571"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25570"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25570"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25570"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}