{"id":25547,"date":"2026-04-12T16:08:09","date_gmt":"2026-04-12T13:08:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25547"},"modified":"2026-04-13T18:14:34","modified_gmt":"2026-04-13T15:14:34","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-9","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25547","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Asteria"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>        \u201eDomnosului\u201d&#8230; ce era s\u0103-i r\u0103spund? \u201eAtunci, dac\u0103 a\u021bi g\u0103sit pe altcineva, face\u021bi cu el.\u201d<br \/>\n        A\u0219a am \u00eencheiat un capitol ce putea deveni o povar\u0103 psihic\u0103, un preten\u021bios incurabil, pe deasupra \u0219i tupeist. Puteam s\u0103 anticipez c\u0103 va fi \u0219i mai r\u0103u? Ba. De\u0219i era o premis\u0103 ce ar fi putut anticipa ce avea s\u0103 urmeze. C\u0103ci rar, dar s\u0103n\u0103tos g\u0103se\u0219ti clien\u021bi cu un grad de pre\u021biozitate exagerat. O s\u0103-l numesc T (nu de la Nicolai T, poetul), de\u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103-n v\u00e2rful degetelor \u00eemi st\u0103 s\u0103-i rostesc \u00eentreag\u0103 ob\u00e2r\u0219ia familial\u0103. Culmea face ca astfel s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentorc tot pe acolo pe unde r\u0103m\u0103sesem, l\u00e2ng\u0103 Zimbru, doar c\u0103 urc \u00eenc\u0103 o sut\u0103 \u0219i un pic de metri pe Sava Ro\u0219escu. Ca la orice \u00eemp\u0103c\u0103ciune, mergi la locul \u201etuturor pricinilor\u201d, ascul\u021bi dolean\u021bele, prive\u0219ti, c\u00e2nt\u0103re\u0219ti, calculezi ide (rom\u00e2ne\u0219ti), metri mintal. Pui pe h\u00e2rtie de caiet dimensiuni, numeri c\u00e2rlige &#8211; c\u0103ci grosul p\u0103rea montajul de burlane -, promi\u021bi la final c\u0103 aduni materiale \u0219i manoper\u0103 \u00eentr-o zi dou\u0103. Multe-s \u0219i pe la serviciu \u0219i nu-\u021bi permite timpul imediat s\u0103 socote\u0219ti de zece ori \u0219i s\u0103 faci totalul corect o dat\u0103. Celelalte dolean\u021be trecuser\u0103 pe planul al doilea, ca \u0219i cum importan\u021ba lor era minor\u0103. Oamenii, na. Vreau \u0219i aia, \u0219i ailalt\u0103. Eu, trecut prin multe, am zis cu aceea\u0219i u\u0219urin\u021b\u0103: se face. <strong>Asociai<\/strong> prelungirea unuia dintre acoperi\u0219urile dintre case cu multe altele, mult prea multe, pentru care tata f\u0103cuse un obicei, chiar cult, aproape agasant, de a le accepta. Chiar \u0219i a\u0219a, cum <strong>asortam<\/strong> \u00een cap lemne \u0219i table, cuie \u0219i hol\u021b\u0219uruburi, ciocane \u0219i borma\u0219ini cu impact, lucrarea era o premier\u0103. Legasem de nenum\u0103rate ori p\u0103r\u021bi separate de case sau ref\u0103cusem vechile leg\u0103turi cu unele noi, mult mai trainice \u0219i mai bune la trimis apa la vale &#8211; c\u0103uta\u021bi mult \u00een urm\u0103 prin \u201ePropozi\u021bii&#8230;\u201d, pe fund\u0103tura din spatele \u0218colii nr. 5, nebunia de dou\u0103 dolii la nou\u0103zeci de grade cu patru pante de cas\u0103 -, dar f\u0103r\u0103 jgheab, ci cu dolii. Acum aveam de trecut peste un jgheab gata montat opt metri de acoperi\u0219. \u0218tiam cam c\u00e2t ia grosul, o zi, \u00eens\u0103 nu puteam anticipa ce probleme se vor na\u0219te din aceast\u0103 unire la rece. Nu d\u0103r\u00e2mi casa clientului c\u00e2nd mergi s\u0103 evaluezi lucrarea. Te a\u0219tep\u021bi la neprev\u0103zut, \u00eel invoci ca posibilitate p\u00e2n\u0103 la un 15 procente. Maxim. Mi-a\u0219 fi dorit s\u0103 preg\u0103tesc mai \u00eent\u00e2i terenul pentru montajul jgheaburilor \u0219i burlanelor. N-a fost s\u0103 fie. \u201eMie \u00eemi face\u021bi \u00eent\u00e2i acoperi\u0219ul!\u201d Femeia, st\u00e2lpul casei. Nu m\u0103 omoram tare dup\u0103 o ordine a p\u0103r\u021bilor lucr\u0103rii \u00eentregi. M\u0103 d\u0103dusem \u00een vorb\u0103 c\u0103 puteam s\u0103 anticipez seria de probleme &#8211; apropo, nu s-au terminat, de\u0219i am \u00eencheiat \u00eenc\u0103 de joi tot &#8211; ce urmau. Calculasem temeinic materialele pluvialei. Trimisesem spre \u201epre\u021buire\u201d Lozovanului de la Ia\u0219i. \u00cemi spusese un 3.350 de lei. Trimisesem mesaj lui T. Nu comentase. Calculasem \u0219i eu. Hai, patru zile de munc\u0103. 3.000 lei. La previzionarea lucr\u0103rii se stabilise \u0219i o vopsire a p\u0103r\u021bii din spate a casei. Ei c\u0103 au vopsea, eu \u0219i Nae c\u0103 s\u0103 o scoat\u0103, ei c\u0103 s\u0103 d\u0103m \u0219i cu deruginol, \u0219i cu lovitur\u0103 de ciocan dup\u0103, noi c\u0103 nu este nevoie. \u201eCantitatea matale nu ajunge. Trebuie vreo 10 kg de vopsea trei \u00een unu Patina. Cu ea vopsim de c\u00e2\u021biva ani \u0219i nu se exfoliaz\u0103. D\u0103m o dat\u0103 \u0219i bine. Garant\u0103m.\u201d S-a c\u0103zut de acord. Prima zi. Rupere de oase, pozi\u021bii incomode, situa\u021bii mai mult imposibile dec\u00e2t posibile. \u00cencepe meseria\u0219ul cu \u00eenceputul. Se desface flor\u0103ria. Sperasem s\u0103 g\u0103sim ca peste tot: grinzi de s\u0103geac, c\u0103priori sau grinzi pe panta acoperi\u0219ului. \u201eDa, am uitat \u0219i noi c\u0103 avem turnat\u0103 plac\u0103 de ciment.\u201d Doi metri normali, \u00een cap\u0103tul din dreapta, \u00een rest ciment. N-am stat s\u0103 mai verific cum prinseser\u0103 lan\u021bii pentru pazie de plac\u0103. Nu aveam de ce s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eencarc cu un astfel de am\u0103nunt. Pl\u0103nuisem ca pentru pazie s\u0103 lucrez aproape simplu, s\u0103 nu-mi <strong>aspresc<\/strong> urm\u0103toarele zile de lucru prea tare, s\u0103 nu m\u0103 complic degeaba, cum m\u0103 tot apostrofeaz\u0103 Nae. De-ar fi toate c\u00e2te trebuie f\u0103cute f\u0103r\u0103 complica\u021bii.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201eDomnosului\u201d&#8230; ce era s\u0103-i r\u0103spund? \u201eAtunci, dac\u0103 a\u021bi g\u0103sit pe altcineva, face\u021bi cu el.\u201d A\u0219a am \u00eencheiat un capitol ce<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25547"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25547"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25547\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25553,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25547\/revisions\/25553"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25547"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25547"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25547"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}