– Bun\u0103 ziua! S\u0103rut-m\u00e2na!…
\n– Bun\u0103 ziua! Spune\u021bi! Cu ce v\u0103 pot ajuta?
\n– P\u0103i, vreau s\u0103 m\u0103 ajuta\u021bi s\u0103 scot banii din banc\u0103!
\n– Nicio problem\u0103! Adic\u0103 vre\u021bi s\u0103 retrage\u021bi din cont sau din depozit?
\n– De peste tot, doamn\u0103!
\n– A\u0219 putea s\u0103 v\u0103-ntreb din ce motiv vre\u021bi s\u0103 face\u021bi aceste opera\u021biuni?
\n– A\u021bi putea s\u0103 m\u0103-ntreba\u021bi!
\n– P\u0103i… v\u0103-ntreb!
\n– \u00centreba\u021bi-m\u0103!
\n– Domnule, dumneavoastr\u0103 ave\u021bi chef de glume, dar s\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi c\u0103 mai a\u0219teapt\u0103 \u0219i al\u021bii la r\u00e2nd!
\n– Doamn\u0103, io \u0219tiu, da` \u0219i io am stat la r\u00e2nd dup\u0103 al\u021bii!
\n– M\u0103 rog… Da\u021bi-mi buletinul dvs!
\n– Pentru ce?
\n– S\u0103 v\u0103 caut contul! Sau mi-l pute\u021bi da dvs?
\n– Contul? Care cont?
\n– Domnule! Contul dvs din care vre\u021bi s\u0103 retrage\u021bi banii!
\n– Aaaa! P\u0103i, n-am cont!
\n– ??!!… Ce dra… Domnule, v\u0103 arde de glume? Nu e cazul, s\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi!… Cum vre\u021bi s\u0103 scoate\u021bi bani, dac\u0103 n-ave\u021bi cont la noi?.. Poate ave\u021bi la alt\u0103 banc\u0103, totu\u0219i!…
\n– N\u021b! N-am nici la alt\u0103 banc\u0103!… Da` o s\u0103 m\u0103 duc \u0219i la alta, dup\u0103 ce plec de-aci!
\n– Cum adic\u0103?… Ave\u021bi de g\u00e2nd s\u0103-i enerva\u021bi \u0219i pe al\u021bii?
\n– Da` de ce s\u0103 enervez, doamn\u0103? Io am venit c\u0103 a\u0219a au zis unii: ,,Scoate\u021bi banii din b\u0103nci! P\u0103stra\u021bi banii fizici!\u201d… \u0218i am venit! Haide\u021bi, mi-i da\u021bi sau nu?
\n– Stimate domn! Ave\u021bi conturi la noi? Un card… ceva?
\n– V-am spus c\u0103 n-am! Ce dracu` nu pricepe\u021bi?…
\n– Dar dvs cum a\u021bi \u00eencasat p\u00e2n\u0103 acum salariul… pensia… sau ce-ave\u021bi?
\n– Pensia!
\n– Ei, aia! Cum o primea\u021bi p\u00e2n\u0103 acum?
\n– Mi-o aducea po\u0219ta\u0219u`!
\n– A\u0219a \u0219i?…
\n– \u0218i ce?… P\u0103i, \u0219i el mi-a zis: ,,Nea Gigi! O s\u0103 fie nasol, bre! Du-te \u0219i scoate banii din banc\u0103, s\u0103 ai acolo\u0219a la saltea, c\u0103 vine vremuri grele!\u201d… P\u0103i, dac\u0103 nici po\u0219ta\u0219u` nu \u0219tie, atunci cine?
\n– Doamne, de ce mi-ai dat canonul \u0103sta azi? Cu ce \u021bi-am gre\u0219it?… Ia-mi mie p\u0103catul de a lua \u00een de\u0219ert numele t\u0103u, \u0219i \u021bine-m\u0103 s\u0103 nu-l bat pe nefericitul robul t\u0103u Gigi!… Bre! Nea Gigi!… Nu po\u021bi s\u0103 sco\u021bi ceva, dac\u0103 n-ai b\u0103gat \u00eenainte! Pricepi?… A\u0219a e \u0219i cu banii! De unde s\u0103-i sco\u021bi, dac\u0103 n-ai b\u0103gat?
\n– Pi, nu \u0219tiu! Aia s\u0103-mi zici matale, dac\u0103 tot ne tutuim acuma\u0219a! Io am venit c\u0103 a\u0219a zice \u0103\u0219tea peste tot!… Stai, bre, oleac\u0103! Ce te gr\u0103be\u0219ti?… \u021ai-e fric\u0103 s\u0103 nu r\u0103m\u00e2i f\u0103r\u0103 bani?… Fra\u021bilor! B\u0103, \u0103\u0219tea, care sta\u021bi la coad\u0103!… Scoate\u021bi banii, de pe unde i-a\u021bi b\u0103gat, b\u0103! Lua\u021bi-i \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103! Num\u0103ra\u021bi-i! C\u0103 nu e pl\u0103cere mai mare p\u0103 lume dec\u00e2t s\u0103 numeri banii, colo\u0219a, cum s\u0103 f\u0103cea p\u0103 vremuri, sut\u0103 cu sut\u0103, b\u0103lceasc\u0103 cu b\u0103lceasc\u0103!… Deci nu-mi da\u021bi, nu? Bineee! O s\u0103 v\u0103 par\u0103 r\u0103u! Io m\u0103 duc \u0219i la al\u021bii! Trebe s\u0103-mi de careva, p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103! C\u0103, dac\u0103 a\u0219a zice la teveu, a\u0219a trebe s\u0103 fie!…
\n– Du-te, bre! Du-te \u0219i la al\u021bii!… S\u0103-\u021bi mai dea \u0219i ei, c\u0103 noi \u021bi-am dat destul! S\u0103-\u021bi faci loc \u00een frigider, s\u0103-\u021bi \u00eencap\u0103 c\u00e2t mai ai de luat!…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
– Bun\u0103 ziua! S\u0103rut-m\u00e2na!… – Bun\u0103 ziua! Spune\u021bi! Cu ce v\u0103 pot ajuta? – P\u0103i, vreau s\u0103 m\u0103 ajuta\u021bi s\u0103<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":19360,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[316,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25539"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25539"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25539\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25540,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25539\/revisions\/25540"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/19360"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25539"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25539"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25539"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}