{"id":25534,"date":"2026-04-08T21:12:45","date_gmt":"2026-04-08T18:12:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25534"},"modified":"2026-04-08T21:12:45","modified_gmt":"2026-04-08T18:12:45","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-ateista","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25534","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Ateist\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>       Cazuri unul la 200 de clien\u021bi.<br \/>\n       Iarna nu-i ca vara \u0219i nici vara nu faci mai mult de dou\u0103 parale. Nu de c\u00e2nd exodul rom\u00e2nilor c\u0103p\u0103tui\u021bi prin \u021b\u0103ri str\u0103ine a devenit o navet\u0103 cu dou\u0103 avioane dus-\u00eentors. Iarn\u0103 ca mai toate, lipsit\u0103 de posibilitatea tinichigiului de-a ie\u0219i la \u201eiarb\u0103 verde\u201d, sus la cucurigu caselor. Trei luni de concediu meteorologic. Plou\u0103, ninge, \u00eenghea\u021b\u0103 m\u00e2inile, picioarele, v\u00e2ntul sufl\u0103 a pustiu. Acas\u0103, la \u201egura\u201d caloriferelor, a\u0219tept\u00e2nd ca pe ace s\u0103 treac\u0103 cele nou\u0103 zeci de zile p\u00e2rdalnice. Cine c\u00e2nta \u0219i te for\u021ba la o <strong>audiere<\/strong>, chit c\u0103 era \u0219i Geamba\u0219u acela, doar ca interpret (p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd a \u00eenceput s\u0103 <strong>auiasc\u0103<\/strong>, \u00een loc s\u0103 c\u00e2nte), n-a spus r\u0103u c\u0103 ie\u0219irea-n prim\u0103var\u0103 n-are alternativ\u0103 facial\u0103 dec\u00e2t \u201egalben ca turta de cear\u0103\u201d. Cine a v\u0103zut. Noi da. La fel \u0219i personalul Protoieriei \u0219i afilia\u021bii profesional la ea. Veneau preo\u021bii \u0219i depuneau \u00een garaj ligheane \u00eentregi cu cear\u0103, de ne minunam ca pro\u0219tii. La \u00eenceput din ne\u0219tiin\u021b\u0103 &#8211; chiar am pus m\u00e2na, s\u0103 vedem ce este chestia aia g\u0103lbuie; am fi pus noi \u0219i limba, s\u0103 degust\u0103m materia misterioas\u0103; n-aveam c\u00e2nd; profitam \u0219i noi cum puteam, c\u00e2nd nu era nimeni prin preajm\u0103 -, apoi din nel\u0103murirea tehnologiei de fabricare a lum\u00e2n\u0103rilor. Turte, neturte, mai plinu\u021bi cu c\u00e2teva zeci de kilograme de carne masticate \u0219i transformate \u00een gr\u0103simi gram cu gram, am ie\u0219it la primul ghiocel, seria a doua, ap\u021bi s\u0103 ne dezmor\u021bim membrele \u0219i s\u0103 preschimb\u0103m paloarea \u00eentr-un bronz de v\u00e2nt. \u00cencep telefoanele s\u0103 sune. Mai un radiator, mai o promisiune, c\u00e2t s\u0103 \u00eencepem s\u0103 vis\u0103m la banii de alt\u0103dat\u0103. \u0218i \u00eent\u00e2iul mai de anvergur\u0103 s-a oferit un nene de pe Domneasca. Lua\u021bi cu z\u0103h\u0103relul vorbelor de demult, cu apartenen\u021ba la un tat\u0103 c\u0103ruia noi i-am fi pus valuri-valuri de tabl\u0103, ne-a prezentat \u201eminun\u0103\u021bia\u201d de cas\u0103. Ea-n picioare, dreapt\u0103, p\u0103l\u0103ria cam ponosit\u0103, decolorat\u0103, \u021biglat\u0103. Pe dinafar\u0103 toate par normale. Sus, pe scar\u0103, buz\u0103-n buz\u0103 cu \u021bigla, parc\u0103 se mai vedeau \u0219i altele. \u0218i ca-n B.D.-uri, ca afabilul colocatar primind cu \u201ePofti\u021bi&#8230;!\u201d mili\u021bia, am fost invitat s\u0103 m\u0103 \u021bin prin pod dup\u0103 proprietar. Podul ca vai de el, plin de p\u0103ianjeni, de ciorcioboate, de cotloane ce urm\u0103reau liniile ciudate ale acoperi\u0219ului. S\u0103 fi fost dintre cei <strong>atonici<\/strong>, n-a\u0219 fi urcat o secund\u0103 acolo. \u0218i-mi arat\u0103. La dolii, la col\u021buri, la&#8230;. Apoi \u00eemi sugereaz\u0103 posibilitatea \u00eenlocuirii putrezi\u021bilor c\u0103priori cu ni\u0219te grinzi ce h\u0103l\u0103duiau nestingherite \u00een pod, vechi c\u00e2t jum\u0103tate din v\u00e2rsta ghidului. A! Ce era de f\u0103cut, cu un minim lux de am\u0103nunte. S\u0103 destructur\u0103m \u021bigla c\u00e2t mai \u00eentreag\u0103, s-o depozit\u0103m \u00een pod, c\u00e2te o singur\u0103 parte, s\u0103 scoatem caroiajul de lan\u021bi, s\u0103 punem sc\u00e2ndur\u0103, peste folie, apoi s\u0103 refacem caroiajul din lan\u021bi, totul de nou. \u00cenainte \u00eens\u0103 era necesar s\u0103 repar\u0103m structura de c\u0103priori. \u021aigla la loc \u0219i cu asta cam gata. Stabilisem deja dispari\u021bia luminatorului-aerisitor din fa\u021b\u0103 \u0219i eradicarea hornurilor inutile. Un spate \u00eentreg, spre cimitir, \u0219i multe col\u021buri la strad\u0103 \u0219i \u00eenspre \u201eUltimul drum\u201d. Fosta cr\u00e2\u0219m\u0103 de tabl\u0103. \u201eDomnule, zic, venim de luni. S\u0103 mai treac\u0103 ploile, s\u0103 se mai \u00eenc\u0103lzeasc\u0103. V\u0103 spun costurile de manoper\u0103 la finalul primei zile. Luni&#8230;\u201d Duminic\u0103 am sunat ca s\u0103 mai am\u00e2n o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, c\u00e2t preconizam c\u0103 va dura lucrarea cu clientul \u201especial\u201d, rarisim. Se face miercuri, 18 martie. Mesaj: \u201eV\u0103 rog s\u0103-mi comunica\u021bi o manoper\u0103 pe metrul p\u0103trat, ca s\u0103-mi fac \u0219i eu unele calcule. A venit cineva la mine \u0219i a spus c\u0103 m\u00e2ine \u00eemi va spune ce manoper\u0103 \u00eemi va cere.\u201d. Jucase pehlivanul la mai multe capete. Elogiile la adresa celor \u201epatru care i-a\u021bi b\u0103tut lui tata tabla la \u021bar\u0103\u201d se evaporaser\u0103 \u0219i devenisem doar o alternativ\u0103. Spre norocul sau nenorocul nostru nici vremea nu se ar\u0103tase \u00eeng\u0103duitoare, nici materialele second hand pe care le a\u0219tepta nu soseau mai repede de \u00eenceputul urm\u0103toarei s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni. 1.000 de \u021bigle. Sc\u00e2ndurile erau stiv\u0103 \u00een curte. \u0218i nici zaga-zaghistul nostru confrate nu demarase c\u0103su\u021bele ce urma s\u0103 le capiton\u0103m cu lemn. \u00cel aveam totu\u0219i hot\u0103r\u00e2t pe noul nostru furnizor&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cazuri unul la 200 de clien\u021bi. Iarna nu-i ca vara \u0219i nici vara nu faci mai mult de dou\u0103 parale.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25534"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25534"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25534\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25535,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25534\/revisions\/25535"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25534"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25534"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25534"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}