{"id":25512,"date":"2026-03-27T01:55:05","date_gmt":"2026-03-26T22:55:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25512"},"modified":"2026-03-27T01:55:05","modified_gmt":"2026-03-26T22:55:05","slug":"caruta-cu-virgule-job","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25512","title":{"rendered":"C\u0103ru\u021ba cu virgule &#8211; Job"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; Salutare, tataie!<br \/>\n&#8211; Noroc, m\u0103, nepoate!<br \/>\n&#8211; Ce mai faci, tataie?<br \/>\n&#8211; Eh! Cu b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u021bile-astea! Da` tu, ce faci?<br \/>\n&#8211; He, he! Io sunt t\u00e2n\u0103r, tataie! \u00cemi caut un job!&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Aha! M\u0103, da` p\u00e2n\u0103 g\u0103se\u0219ti tu&#8230; giobu` \u0103la de care zici, n-ar fi mai bine s\u0103 te-apuci de munc\u0103?<br \/>\n&#8211; N-auzi, bre, c\u0103-mi caut job?<br \/>\n&#8211; Auz, m\u0103, auz! Da` la munc\u0103, c\u00e2nd te duci?<br \/>\n&#8211; Bre, jobul \u00eenseamn\u0103 tot munc\u0103! A\u0219a-i zice acuma!<br \/>\n&#8211; Z\u0103u, m\u0103? A\u0219a o fi, da` munca cine-o face?<br \/>\n&#8211; Ai, bre, c\u0103 nu \u0219tii matale de-astea, c\u0103 e\u0219ti b\u0103tr\u00e2n!&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; M\u0103, nepoate, am fost \u0219i io t\u00e2n\u0103r! N-aveam gioburi de-astea, da` munceam, m\u0103! \u00cen trei schimburi&#8230; \u0102h\u0103, nu \u0219tii tu de-astea, c\u0103 e\u0219ti t\u00e2n\u0103r!<br \/>\n&#8211; Daaa&#8230;. bine bre! C\u0103 v\u0103 d\u0103dea partidu` loc de munc\u0103! Las\u0103, c\u0103 mai \u0219tim \u0219i noi!<br \/>\n&#8211; Bravo, m\u0103! E\u0219ti de\u0219tept! Atunci era numa` unu` \u0219i d\u0103dea de munc\u0103 la toat\u0103 lumea! Da` acu` e multe partide \u0219i n-are nimenea de munc\u0103! Da` toat\u0103 lumea are giob de-\u0103la de-l cau\u021bi \u0219i tu!&#8230; Auzi, m\u0103, nepoate? Ce faci, c\u00e2nd oi g\u0103si tu&#8230; giobul \u0103la?<br \/>\n&#8211; Aaaa, p\u0103i, dac\u0103 nu g\u0103sesc ce vreau io, nu muncesc!<br \/>\n&#8211; Mmm! \u0218i ce-ai vrea tu?<br \/>\n&#8211; Job part-time \u0219i full pay!<br \/>\n&#8211; Ha?<br \/>\n&#8211; Nu \u0219tii matale de-astea, c\u0103 e\u0219ti b\u0103tr\u00e2n! Adic\u0103 s\u0103 muncesc c\u00e2nd vreau, da` s\u0103 m\u0103 pl\u0103teasc\u0103 tot timpul!&#8230; He, he!<br \/>\n&#8211; S\u0103 te-ajute Dumnezeu, m\u0103, nepoate, da` io am auzit c\u0103 azi se munce\u0219te tot timpul \u0219i se pl\u0103te\u0219te c\u00e2nd vrea patronul!&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Nu e bree!&#8230; P\u0103i, io-s mai \u0219mecher, p\u0103 baros\u0103neal\u0103! La vr\u0103jeala mea se-ndoaie \u0219i turnu Aifel!&#8230; Hehehe! O s\u0103 vezi!<br \/>\n&#8211; Mde, m\u0103, nepoate! De v\u0103zut, v\u0103z c\u0103 la anii t\u0103i, tu ceri bani de \u021big\u0103ri lu` m\u0103-ta! Dac\u0103 afl\u0103 tac-tu&#8230; Nu \u0219tiu ce faci tu cu giobu` \u0103la, da` v\u0103z c\u0103 nu-i pl\u0103tit!&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; `Ai, breee! \u0218i matale-mi zici de-astea? C\u0103 \u0219i \u0103i b\u0103tr\u00e2ni m\u0103 bate la cap cu asta! Toooaaat\u0103 ziua: \u201eIa-\u021bi m\u0103 de munc\u0103!\u201d \u201eDu-te, m\u0103, la munc\u0103!\u201d&#8230; Parc\u0103 munca asta ar fi pe toate drumurile!&#8230; Auzi? N-ai treij` de lei s\u0103-mi iau \u021big\u0103ri?&#8230; Nu-i dai matale la nepo\u021belu` matale?&#8230; A? A?&#8230; Hai c\u0103 \u0219tiu c\u0103 ai!&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; M\u0103, io am! \u0218i \u021bi-oi da, c\u0103 \u021bi-am mai dat! Da` am \u0219i io o dorin\u021b\u0103!<br \/>\n&#8211; Care?<br \/>\n&#8211; C\u00e2nd \u021bi-oi g\u0103si giobu` \u0103la p\u0103 care-l cau\u021bi, s\u0103 mi-l ar\u0103\u021bi \u0219i mie, s\u0103 v\u0103z cum arat\u0103!<br \/>\n&#8211; Da` bravo, bre! Nu \u021bi-l ar\u0103t io, matale? Hai, d\u0103 banii!<br \/>\n&#8211; A, p\u0103i, nuuu! C\u00e2nd v\u0103z giobu`!&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Da?!&#8230; Facem arogan\u021be?&#8230; Din cauza voastr\u0103, b\u0103\u0103! Din cauza voastr\u0103 n-are tineretul joburi! C\u0103 nu v\u0103 mai s\u0103tura\u021bi de m\u00e2ncat pensia statului degeaba!&#8230; H\u0103, h\u0103!&#8230; Te-ai prins? \u201eStatul degeaba!\u201d&#8230; Ei, las\u0103, c\u0103 e\u0219ti b\u0103tr\u00e2n, nu \u0219tii matale de-astea!&#8230; D\u0103-mi \u0219i mie, m\u0103car de-o \u021bigar\u0103!<br \/>\n&#8211; M\u0103, \u021bi-a\u0219 da, da` n-am timp acuma, c\u0103 sunt ocupat s\u0103 stau degeaba! C\u0103, deh!&#8230; \u0219tii \u0219i tu cum e, c\u0103 e\u0219ti t\u00e2n\u0103r!  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; Salutare, tataie! &#8211; Noroc, m\u0103, nepoate! &#8211; Ce mai faci, tataie? &#8211; Eh! Cu b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u021bile-astea! 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