{"id":25431,"date":"2026-03-03T00:44:09","date_gmt":"2026-03-02T21:44:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25431"},"modified":"2026-03-03T00:44:09","modified_gmt":"2026-03-02T21:44:09","slug":"cotetul-cu-metafore-ionel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25431","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore – Ionel"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Ionel, Ionelule,
\nunde fugi b\u0103iatule?
\nIonel, Ionelule,
\no s\u0103-\u021bi pl\u0103te\u0219ti faptele!<\/p>\n

A fugit Ionel Arsene!
\nDa` de ce-a fugit, m\u0103, nene?
\nA fugit de condamnare?
\nNici m\u0103car nu-i una mare!<\/p>\n

\u0218ase ani, de pu\u0219c\u0103rie?
\nAsta e o \u0219mecherie!
\nDeci, Dragnea, la o adic\u0103,
\no fi zis mersi c\u0103-i mic\u0103?<\/p>\n

Cei trei ani \u0219i \u0219ase luni
\ni-au folosit, oameni buni!
\nC\u0103ci, a\u0219a s-a l\u0103murit
\nc\u00e2\u021bi prieteni l-au p\u0103r\u0103sit!<\/p>\n

Dar, Arsene, efectiv,
\ncondamnat definitiv,
\na fost foarte afectat
\n\u0219i din \u021bar\u0103 a plecat!<\/p>\n

Fiindc\u0103 el a avut minte,
\na plecat mai \u00eenainte
\nde-a se \u00eencheia \u0219edin\u021ba
\n\u0219i-a se pronun\u021ba sentin\u021ba!<\/p>\n

Este peste m\u0103ri \u0219i \u021b\u0103ri
\n\u0219i trimite salut\u0103ri
\nDNA-ului, cel care,
\nar dori o extr\u0103dare!<\/p>\n

Dar Arsene-i giurgiuvean
\n\u0219i-oleac\u0103 italian,
\nfiindc\u0103 are reziden\u021b\u0103,
\ncu… trafic de influen\u021b\u0103!<\/p>\n

Io-n\u021beleg de-aici, a\u0219a:
\noric\u00e2t s-ar moderniza,
\nION, bl\u00e2ndul robo\u021bel,
\nnu-l bate pe Ionel!<\/p>\n

Cu inteligen\u021ba lui,
\nn-a putut, al dracului,
\ns\u0103-l opreasc\u0103 pe Arsene
\ndin drumuri… italiene!<\/p>\n

C\u0103ci, ION, artificialu`
\nnu-i ca Ionel, naturalu`,
\ncare, atunci c\u00e2nd g\u00e2nde\u0219te,
\no sc\u0103pare, el g\u0103se\u0219te!<\/p>\n

Ce-o p\u0103\u021bi Ionel Arsene?
\nDe unde s\u0103 \u0219tiu io, nene?
\nIo a\u0219 vrea s\u0103 \u00eel g\u0103seasc\u0103,
\npedeapsa s\u0103-\u0219i isp\u0103\u0219easc\u0103!<\/p>\n

Da` parc\u0103 mai po\u021bi s\u0103 \u0219tii?
\nC\u0103, \u0219i dac\u0103 l-or g\u0103si
\ndin cei \u0219ase ani jumate
\no s\u0103 fac\u0103 unul, poate!<\/p>\n

\u0218i \u0103la, cu suspendare,
\nfiindc\u0103 \u0219paga n-a fost mare!
\nDar a meritat to\u021bi banii
\ncare au ajuns la… ANI!<\/p>\n

ANI, cu Integritatea,
\nANI, cu onestitatea,
\nANI, acea Agen\u021bie,
\nNa\u021bional\u0103, cum se \u0219tie!<\/p>\n

Doamne, pentru-at\u00e2\u021bia bani,
\nau trecut vreo zece ani,
\nca Justi\u021bia cea oarb\u0103,
\ns\u0103-l ia pe Ionel de barb\u0103!<\/p>\n

\u00cens\u0103, ghinion t\u00e2mpit,
\nIonel era… b\u0103rbierit!
\nN-au avut cum s\u0103-l apuce,
\n\u0219i l-au privit cum se duce!<\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd o veni \u00eenapoi,
\npeste-un an, sau poate doi,
\nfiind an electoral,
\npun batista pe \u021bambal!<\/p>\n

Asta e cu Ionel
\n\u0219i cu al\u021bii, tot ca el!
\nIo zic s\u0103 strig\u0103m cu to\u021bii:
\n\u201e- S\u0103 ne conduc\u0103… robo\u021bii!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ionel Ionel, Ionelule, unde fugi b\u0103iatule? Ionel, Ionelule, o s\u0103-\u021bi pl\u0103te\u0219ti faptele! A fugit Ionel Arsene! Da` de ce-a fugit,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":6643,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[317,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25431"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25431"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25431\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25432,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25431\/revisions\/25432"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6643"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25431"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25431"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25431"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}