{"id":25427,"date":"2026-02-28T13:27:41","date_gmt":"2026-02-28T10:27:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25427"},"modified":"2026-02-28T13:27:41","modified_gmt":"2026-02-28T10:27:41","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-astruca","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25427","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Astruc\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>       Nicio de\u0219tept\u0103ciune nu st\u0103 \u00eentre mine \u0219i impresiile celorlal\u021bi. Poate doar o \u00eenc\u0103p\u0103\u021b\u00e2nat\u0103 preocupare de a g\u0103si&#8230;.<br \/>\n       Rezultatul corect. Metoda. P\u0103i, de eram a\u0219a de inteligent, la prima problem\u0103 de olimpiad\u0103 de clasa a VIII-a, sec\u021biunea matematic\u0103, 2026, n-a\u0219 fi calculat o singur\u0103 pagin\u0103 \u0219i nu \u0219apte de la \u00eenceput? N-a\u0219 fi g\u0103sit merchezul la prima? Dar na, doar at\u00e2t pot, s\u0103 v\u0103d irelevan\u021ba mai repede dec\u00e2t calea opera\u021bional\u0103 cea dreapt\u0103.<br \/>\n       Ce-i drept, perioada \u00een care m\u0103 \u021binea \u00een priz\u0103 \u0219coala \u0219i cu ele la imediata vedere s-a dus de mult timp. Am totu\u0219i pornirile, curiozitatea de a \u00eencerca m\u0103car.<br \/>\n       C\u00e2t s\u0103 te exonereze \u0219i inteligen\u021ba, c\u00e2t s\u0103 te \u021bin\u0103 pre\u021bios acas\u0103? C\u00e2teva zile, s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni. Apoi, du-te, nenic\u0103, la munc\u0103!<br \/>\n       \u0218i-am pornit. Pe unde ne-a dus tata. Pe \u0218tefan cel Mare \u00een jos, pe st\u00e2nga&#8230;. Trei case ne-au primit cu bra\u021bele deschise. Una dup\u0103 alta. Nu neap\u0103rat \u00een ordinea de prezentare urm\u0103toare. Dintre ele, prima a r\u0103mas doar o amintire \u00een albumul cu fotografii ale google-ului. Au d\u0103r\u00e2mat-o&#8230;. Nu vechii proprietari, vechi ei \u00een\u0219i\u0219i la momentul angaj\u0103rii noastre, ci noii. C\u0103ci a\u0219a se practic\u0103 la noi. Ucidem orice amintire \u0219i mai t\u00e2rziu ne d\u0103m de ceasul mor\u021bii c\u0103 nu mai avem ce l\u0103sa posterit\u0103\u021bii. R\u0103m\u00e2n\u00e2nd f\u0103r\u0103 urm\u0103 de istorie. Cei doi b\u0103tr\u00e2nei ca \u0219i al\u021bii de v\u00e2rsta lor. Bl\u00e2nzi, vizibil atin\u0219i de trecerea anilor, dar \u00eenc\u0103 dornici s\u0103 nu lase cel mai de pre\u021b bun, casa, dar \u0219i acaretul &#8211; buc\u0103t\u0103ria de var\u0103 -, s\u0103 se pr\u0103p\u0103deasc\u0103 de n\u0103valnicele intemperii. De\u0219i tabla ar fi avut probabil mai mult\u0103 nevoie de schimbare, jgheaburile \u0219i burlane au avut \u00eent\u00e2ietate&#8230;. Erau varz\u0103. Ar fi stricat proasp\u0103ta anvelopare \u0219i \u201ev\u0103cseaua\u201d lavabil\u0103 crem-rozie. Dou\u0103 p\u0103r\u021bi cas\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 spatele dinspre \u0219coala nr. 1 \u0219i fa\u021ba de la strad\u0103 \u0219i dou\u0103 p\u0103r\u021bi, dup\u0103 cum era \u0219i acoperi\u0219ul, ale buc\u0103t\u0103riei. \u00cen instantaneul internetic nu se mai v\u0103d micile depozite de lemni\u0219oare din fa\u021ba chicinetei, toat\u0103 bolta de vie ce umbrea curtea din fa\u021b\u0103, bolta din spate, micul g\u0103rdule\u021b de separare a micii gr\u0103dini din spate &#8211; mic\u0103 \u00een adev\u0103ratul sens al cuv\u00e2ntului; l\u0103\u021bimea corpului de cas\u0103 \u0219i lungimea anexei; 6&#215;8 metri -, plin\u0103 de legume, flori, care ne-au cam \u00eencurcat la montare.<br \/>\n          Nu c\u00e2t spatele. Acolo am trecut la acroba\u021bii. Acolo \u00eemi <strong>ascu\u021bii<\/strong> sim\u021burile, vigilen\u021ba \u0219i rezisten\u021ba. Neav\u00e2nd \u00eencotro, <strong>asediai<\/strong>, \u00eempreun\u0103 cu Cristi gardul vecinului, luat cu asalt, escaladat ca mai deun\u0103zi (\u00een prea antica societate uman\u0103) s\u0103lbaticii pe zidurile cet\u0103\u021bilor, cu o sc\u0103ri\u021b\u0103. \u00centre una \u0219i altul nici m\u0103car capul nu se putea i\u021bi. At\u00e2t loc r\u0103m\u0103sese. De\u0219tep\u021bii de zidari, pe de o parte cei care ridicaser\u0103 acaret-isirea octogenarilor, pe partea cealalt\u0103 \u0103i de se suiser\u0103 la cucurigu cu casa megie\u0219ului \u0219i cu gardul de mai c\u0103 mi \u021bi-l lipiser\u0103 de strea\u0219in\u0103. Pe doi \u00eei \u0219i \u0219tiam. Marcel Mac \u0219i cumnatul Sinbad. \u0218i mai c\u0103 i-am \u0219i&#8230; pentru \u201ef\u0103c\u0103tur\u0103\u201d. Solid\u0103, dar cu ni\u0219te \u201e\u00eentors\u0103turi\u201d&#8230;. Numai nou\u0103 ce ne d\u0103duser\u0103 de furc\u0103 la b\u0103tr\u00e2nei. Sus, pe gard, cu jgheabul gata \u00een pozi\u021bia cea mai instabil\u0103, ba cu ambele picioare pe gard, ba cu unul pe acoperi\u0219, ba \u00eencerc\u00e2nd de nevoie schemele coregrafice ale lui Gene Kelly, baleind \u00eentre gard \u0219i acoperi\u0219 p\u00e2n\u0103 la g\u0103sirea unei pozi\u021bii de echilibru. Mai cu greu, mai cu migal\u0103, i-am pus \u0219i petli\u021bele c\u00e2rligelor, i-am dat gaur\u0103 \u0219i de \u0219tu\u021b, am \u00eenfipt \u00een el ni\u0219te coturi, burl\u0103na\u0219e \u0219i am dat drumul apei s\u0103 curg\u0103 la vale. Celelalte cu mici poticneli, ba din cauza plantelor, a g\u0103rdule\u021bului, a viei&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nicio de\u0219tept\u0103ciune nu st\u0103 \u00eentre mine \u0219i impresiile celorlal\u021bi. Poate doar o \u00eenc\u0103p\u0103\u021b\u00e2nat\u0103 preocupare de a g\u0103si&#8230;. Rezultatul corect. Metoda.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25427"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25427"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25427\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25428,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25427\/revisions\/25428"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25427"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25427"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25427"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}