Bun\u0103 ziua! Iubi\u021bi contemporani! V\u0103z \u0219i io cu ochii cum se schimb\u0103 \u0219i se preschimb\u0103 Lumea asta \u00een fa\u021ba lor (a ochilor!) \u0219i tot nu-mi vine s\u0103 crez \u00eentr-unul Dumnezeu c\u0103 ne las\u0103 s\u0103 ne chierdem noi singuri, \u00eenainte s\u0103 ne chiarz\u0103 el!
\n Bun\u0103oar\u0103, nu poci a crede cum ne las\u0103 El s\u0103 ne batem joc de noi \u00een\u0219ine \u0219i unii de al\u021bii, prostindu-ne \u0219i involu\u00e2nd ca ras\u0103 uman\u0103 ce mai suntem! Adic\u0103telea, cum ar veni, Omul a ajuns s\u0103 se \u00eenlocuiasc\u0103 pe sine cu robo\u021bii, \u00een cele mai simple munci p\u0103 care, nu demult, le f\u0103cea el cu m\u00e2na lui uman\u0103! C\u0103 avem robo\u021bi de buc\u0103t\u0103rie care taie ceapa, morcovii, paseaz\u0103 cartoafele, de le face ,,pireu\u201d, face sucuri de-alea de le zice ,,smoothie\u201d, \u0219i mai etceterea \u0219i mai \u0219\u00eeam\u00eed\u00ee… Mai treac\u0103-mearg\u0103!
\nC\u0103 am \u00eenceput s\u0103 vorbim, ca pro\u0219tii cu un robot telefonic care ne spune ce tast\u0103 s\u0103 ap\u0103s\u0103m, sau s\u0103 ne spuie, mai nou, ChatGPT-ul \u0103sta pove\u0219ti la gura sobelor care nu mai este! \u0218i asta, treac\u0103-mearg\u0103 cu vederea, c\u0103 ne-am obi\u0219nuit!
\nM\u0103, da` nu s-a g\u00e2ndit unu` s\u0103 fac\u0103 un robot de-\u0103la s\u0103 pr\u0103\u0219easc\u0103! Un robot android, cu exoschelet de titanium \u0219i inim\u0103 de crom-vanadiu, ca cheile din trusa de scule! S\u0103-l pui, colo\u0219a, s\u0103 pr\u0103\u0219easc\u0103, c\u00e2nd e c\u0103ldura aia mare, dup\u0103 doi\u0219pe, f\u0103r\u0103 ap\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 m\u00e2ncare, b\u0103utur\u0103 \u0219i \u021big\u0103ri… S\u0103 vaz\u0103 \u0219i ei ce greu e s\u0103 fii om, pe P\u0103m\u00e2ntu` \u0103sta! Bine, nu po\u021bi s\u0103 fii at\u00e2t de inuman s\u0103 nu-i dai de loc, da` s\u0103-i dai toate astea numa` dup\u0103 ce termin\u0103 de pr\u0103\u0219it fo cinci pogoane! \u0218i tu, ca om, s\u0103 stai la umbra c\u0103ru\u021bii, s\u0103 c\u00e2n\u021bi din frunz\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 mai tragi c\u00e2te-o du\u0219c\u0103 din damigenu\u021ba cu vin!… A? Cum ar fi?… Da, \u0219tiu, nu s\u0103ri\u021bi, acuma! \u0218tiu c\u0103, oricum, niciun om nu mai pr\u0103\u0219e\u0219te cum pr\u0103\u0219ea, c\u0103 toate muncile alea i le face tractoarele, tractora\u0219ele, motocultoarele \u0219i alte asemenea bazaconii inventate tot de om, taman ca s\u0103 nu-\u0219i mai rup\u0103 oasele muncind!… P\u0103i, aia e, bre! Ne perdem identit\u0103\u021bile noastre mileniale, de sute de ani! Azi, toate alea e cu IT, cu Android, cu AI!… Cic\u0103 ,,realitatea augmentat\u0103\u201d! Auzi! Io n-am auzit de a\u0219a ceva, da` crez c\u0103 e ca c\u00e2nd iei Augmentin de-\u0103la, cum loam io c\u00e2nd eream \u00een vremea mea!… ,,Inteligen\u021b\u0103 artificial\u0103\u201d!… S\u0103 m\u0103 bat\u0103 \u0102l de Sus, \u0219i s\u0103 m\u0103 scuze \u0103ia care se simte cu musca pe c\u0103ciul\u0103, da` inteligen\u021ba aia o AI sau n-o AI! \u0218i v\u0103 spui io c\u0103 unii n-o are nici p-asta natural\u0103 de la m\u0103-sa, dar\u0103mite de-aia artificeal\u0103, de Android!…
\nDa` ce ziceam? A, da, c\u0103 a\u0219i vrea s\u0103 v\u0103z androizii la pra\u0219il\u0103! S\u0103-i v\u0103z io colo\u0219a, la prima pra\u0219il\u0103, c\u00e2nd abia are porumba\u0219u` dou\u0103 frunzuli\u021be, cum d\u0103 ei roat\u0103 cu sapa p\u0103 l\u00e2ng\u0103 el! \u0218i tu, fiin\u021b\u0103 omeneasc\u0103 \u0219i uman\u0103, s\u0103 mergi cu m\u00e2inile-n buzunare dup\u0103 el \u0219i s\u0103-i zici:
\n– M\u0103\u0103\u0103! M\u0103, vezi c\u0103 nu pr\u0103\u0219e\u0219ti ca lumea! Ce dracu` de soft \u021bi-a b\u0103gat \u0103ia-n cap, c\u0103 nu-i nimica de el!… Pune m\u00e2na \u0219i mai apleac\u0103-te \u0219i smulge mohora\u0219u` \u0103la, dac\u0103 nu e\u0219ti \u00een stare s\u0103-l tai cu sapa! `tu-\u021bi adineaurea \u0219i linia de cod a cui te-a asamblat!… \u0218i mai vrei \u0219i m\u00e2ncare \u0219i b\u0103utur\u0103 \u0219i-un schimb de ulei la capu` tarlalei! \u0218i ce-ai mai vrea, dumneata, m\u0103 rog?! Un upgrade \u00een fiecare zi? Ai? O rescriere de firmware, nu vrei?… Puturo\u0219ilor! P\u0103i, b\u0103\u0103\u0103, fier\u0103taniilor! P\u0103 voi tot la muncile-alea u\u0219oare v\u0103 pune… cine v\u0103 pune! Da` p-astea grele, care pentru noi, oamenii, \u0219i pentru-a noastr\u0103 m\u00e2ntuire, tot noi le facem, b\u0103! Da` iote c\u0103 nu ne-am mai pl\u00e2ns! \u0218i-am tr\u0103it, m\u0103! Obosi\u021bi, rup\u021bi de munc\u0103, da` am r\u0103mas oameni, b\u0103! Nu ca voi, care, dac\u0103 v\u0103 bate oleac\u0103 soarele, vi se \u00eencinge procesoru`, se opre\u0219te ventilatoru` \u0219i v\u0103 reseta\u021bi ca pro\u0219tii!… \u0218i cine trebuie s\u0103 vie s\u0103 v\u0103 repare? Ai? Auz?… Da, b\u0103! Tot omu`, s\u0103racu`, cu m\u00e2nu\u021bele alea dou\u0103 ale lui! Aleluia, dac\u0103 nu e omu`!… Fer vechi!… Topitorie scrie p\u0103 voi!… Bine, nu io, ca om a\u0219a, c\u0103 nu m\u0103 pricep la de-astea, da` ziceam de Om, a\u0219a \u00een general, ca ras\u0103 uman\u0103!…
\n Phiii, ce m\u00e2ndrie ar mai fi p\u0103 rasa uman\u0103 de \u021b\u0103ran, cu inteligen\u021ba lui nativ\u0103, s\u0103 se simt\u0103 el mai presus de fier\u0103taniile alea, cu inteligen\u021b\u0103 artificeal\u0103, da` care nu \u0219tie s\u0103 dea cu sapa, \u0219i tot m\u00e2na omeneasc\u0103 e sf\u00e2nt\u0103!…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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