{"id":25402,"date":"2026-02-22T01:19:40","date_gmt":"2026-02-21T22:19:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25402"},"modified":"2026-02-22T01:19:40","modified_gmt":"2026-02-21T22:19:40","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-asizele","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25402","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Asizele"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>        16. Bor\u0219\u0103reasa.<br \/>\n       Chiar acolo ne-au dus nevoile proprietarilor de a umbla ni\u021bel la c\u00e2teva jgheaburi mai vechi \u0219i la burlane \u0219i s\u0103 facem \u0219i unele noi. De\u0219i fusese nou-nou\u021b\u0103 pluviala garajului, intemperiile i-au f\u0103cut de&#8230; contorsionare. L-am z\u0103rit \u00een fotografiile h\u0103r\u021bilor electronice. La cas\u0103 sunt \u00een picioare. Burlanele. Verticale. Dar cu \u201e\u00eentors\u0103turi\u201d ca acelea de la br\u00e2nz\u0103ria din Pia\u021b\u0103. C\u0103 le dau unora prin cap s\u0103 fac\u0103 fel de fel de br\u00e2uri. Ba sus, ba la mijloc, ba jos sau \u00een toate cele trei p\u0103r\u021bi men\u021bionate, c\u00e2t s\u0103-\u021bi vin\u0103 s\u0103 dai naibii tinichigeria pentru astfel de inova\u021bii ale zidarilor. Ciment turnat \u00een zadar, doar pentru a se da interesan\u021bi \u00een sine \u0219i \u00een fa\u021ba proprietarilor, cu at\u00e2t mai mult \u00een ochii trec\u0103torilor, curio\u0219i, rom\u00e2ni &#8211; doar noi avem obiceiul de a privi prin cur\u021bile altora, ba chiar sfruntate g\u00e2nduri \u0219i porniri de dialog iscoditoare: da&#8217; cine \u021bi-a f\u0103cut, c\u00e2t te-a costat, de unde&#8230; etc. -, \u0219i a ciupi bani \u00een plus. Ac\u021biuni ce dau de furc\u0103 urm\u0103torilor meseria\u0219i, noi, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 aib\u0103 vreun c\u00e2\u0219tig. Faci un calcul simplu. De la ciment la flor\u0103rie ai deja 3 metri. Sageacul are de jum\u0103tate de metru. Dac\u0103 e\u0219ti norocos s\u0103 te \u00eencadrezi \u00een limita \u0219abloanelor tale, adic\u0103, s\u0103 aib\u0103 saceagul un unghi c\u00e2t s\u0103 acopere din cei trei metri 45 de centimetri \u0219i excedentul de ciment de sus s\u0103 nu aib\u0103 mai mult de 40 de centimetri, atunci r\u0103sufli u\u0219urat, elementele paralele cu ale \u0219tu\u021bului se \u00eencadreaz\u0103 exact sub cocoa\u0219a de tencuial\u0103 \u0219i nu trebuie s\u0103 dep\u0103rtezi de zid mai mult de cinci centimetri sau chiar mai pu\u021bin. Tot din panoplia chestiunilor condi\u021bionale se g\u0103se\u0219te \u0219i \u021boclul. Un \u021boclu decent \u00ee\u021bi ofer\u0103 \u0219ansa s\u0103 cobori razant pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 el, chiar cu riscul de al lipi de el, p\u00e2n\u0103 aproape de nivelul solului, c\u00e2t nici s\u0103-l ating\u0103, nici s\u0103 fie luat \u00een picioare, nici&#8230;. Dar \u0219i aici apar destule preten\u021bii. Unii vor s\u0103-l <strong>ata\u0219eze<\/strong>, burlanul, evident, la fel de fel de alte instala\u021bii, fie cele care sunt deja \u00eengropate, fie la alte ciud\u0103\u021benii &#8211; de la varii tinichele la diverse obiecte de colectat apa -, unele f\u0103r\u0103 rost, alte inestetice. Nici ele nefiind o problem\u0103 pentru noi. Unii doresc s\u0103 le pun\u0103 deasupra \u021boclului \u0219i apoi regret\u0103 (dup\u0103 ce abia le-ai montat sau la ceva vreme dup\u0103 finalizarea lucr\u0103rii). \u0218i te ia cu groaz\u0103. A! Dac\u0103 stabile\u0219ti dintru \u00eenceput s\u0103 produci un \u201ez\u201d fiindc\u0103 altfel nu se poate, se mai atenueaz\u0103 starea de nelini\u0219te, p\u0103str\u00e2nd momentele de nemul\u021bumire pentru montajul la fa\u021ba locului. Ce le-ar putea declan\u0219a? Faptul c\u0103 dimensiunea fiec\u0103ruia, de\u0219i luat\u0103 corect, la \u00eembinarea cotului cu partea intermediar\u0103 \u0219i cu bucata \u00een care intr\u0103 partea cea mai lung\u0103 a burlanului nu corespunde cu l\u0103\u021bimea \u021boclului sau unghiul \u00eel azv\u00e2rle la cap\u0103t prea mult fa\u021b\u0103 de el. Ori de la partea de sus la cea de jos sunt diferen\u021be \u0219i c\u00e2nd le a\u0219ezi pe pozi\u021bii un cot e mai sus \u0219i altele mai jos ori invers. De-ar fi u\u0219or ca la jgheaburile tablei tip \u021bigl\u0103, s\u0103 bagi cot \u00een cot &#8211; \u0219i la ele unele&#8230; nu-s \u00een unghi \u0219i inovezi c\u00e2te o t\u0103ietur\u0103 ca s\u0103-l mic\u0219orezi -, s\u0103 mai p\u0103c\u0103le\u0219ti ochiul cu culoarea. P\u00e2n\u0103 ticluie\u0219ti benzile \u00een forma aproximativ\u0103 a literei omega &#8211; trasat dup\u0103 \u0219ablon \u0219i t\u0103iat -, p\u00e2n\u0103 faci fal\u021burile mici \u00een vuls\u0103, p\u00e2n\u0103 le roluie\u0219ti bucat\u0103 cu bucat\u0103, p\u00e2n\u0103 le \u00eenchei&#8230; te ia cu n\u0103du\u0219eli. Te apuc\u0103 <strong>astenii<\/strong> multiple. P\u00e2n\u0103 te treze\u0219ti din enervare, <strong>ata\u0219\u00e2nd<\/strong> una bucat\u0103 la alt\u0103 bucat\u0103 \u0219i ansamblul la alt\u0103 parte, mai dureaz\u0103. Cotul. Trasare, forfecare, vulsuire, roluire, \u00eencheiere \u0219i tragere la ma\u0219ina de randalinare. Margini retu\u0219ate, la ambele buc\u0103\u021bi, f\u0103cute margini la aproape 90 de grade, retrasare, ret\u0103iere, \u00eendoire la acelea\u0219i aproape 90 de grade, alipirea celor dou\u0103 margini. Lipire, ad\u0103ugarea elementului \u201eu\u201d &#8211; benti\u021b\u0103 sau cum dori\u021bi s\u0103-i spune\u021bi -pentru m\u0103rirea rezisten\u021bei la desfacere a cotului. Tot cot se nume\u0219te \u0219i ceea ce urmeaz\u0103, doar c\u0103 ai de executat \u00eenc\u0103 dou\u0103 din trei buc\u0103\u021bi de burlan. Doi milimetri mai st\u00e2nga sau dreapta, mai sus sau mai jos \u0219i te afli \u00een fa\u021ba unui e\u0219ec. C\u0103 uitasem s\u0103 men\u021bionez ce \u201ecatastrof\u0103\u201d produce \u0219i pe axa ox orice gre\u0219eal\u0103. St\u0103 cotul h\u00e2it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>16. Bor\u0219\u0103reasa. Chiar acolo ne-au dus nevoile proprietarilor de a umbla ni\u021bel la c\u00e2teva jgheaburi mai vechi \u0219i la burlane<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25402"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25402"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25402\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25403,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25402\/revisions\/25403"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25402"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25402"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25402"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}