{"id":25324,"date":"2026-01-23T01:25:11","date_gmt":"2026-01-22T22:25:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25324"},"modified":"2026-01-23T01:25:11","modified_gmt":"2026-01-22T22:25:11","slug":"cotetul-cu-metafore-gramatica-melodramatica","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25324","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore – Gramatic\u0103 melodramatic\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Tu, cea din fire prea melodramatic\u0103,
\n\u0219i cu o grea obsesie pentru gramatic\u0103,
\ndac\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi declaram amor cu mult\u0103 patim\u0103
\ntu m\u0103 certai c\u0103 nu am pus \u0219i cratim\u0103!…<\/p>\n

Tu \u00eemi spuneai c\u0103 m\u0103 iube\u0219ti infinitiv,
\n\u0219i c\u0103 nu exist\u0103-n lume niciun adjectiv
\ncare-ar descrie acest complex aspect,
\n\u0219i totul ne p\u0103rea mai mult ca perfect…<\/p>\n

Eu, pentru tine eram unicul subiect,
\ntu, pentru mine, complement direct,
\nne acordam a\u0219a \u00een gen, num\u0103r \u0219i caz,
\n\u0219i de aceea, n-aveam niciun necaz…<\/p>\n

Dar, dintr-o dat\u0103, totul s-a terminat,
\nc\u00e2nd ai plecat, gr\u0103bit\u0103, cu un predicat,
\n\u0219i ai mai pus \u0219i acea virgul\u0103 \u00eentre noi,
\niar asta-i interzis, o \u0219tim am\u00e2ndoi!<\/p>\n

\u0218i totu\u0219i, eu am crezut \u00een conjugare,
\n\u0219i \u00een acel moment sublim de declinare,
\nprin care mai speram s\u0103 ne-mp\u0103c\u0103m,
\n\u0219i, de la cap\u0103t, cu paragraf, s-o lu\u0103m…<\/p>\n

Nu pot s\u0103 cred c\u00e2t am fost de naiv
\n\u0219i c\u0103 n-am fost dec\u00e2t un substantiv
\ncomun, ce n-a avut nicio valoare,
\n\u0219i nu s-a scris vreodat\u0103 cu liter\u0103 mare…<\/p>\n

Te-a fermecat un predicat verbal,
\nce te-a f\u0103cut s\u0103 crezi c\u0103 sunt banal,
\nc\u0103 n-am vreo func\u021bie \u00een propozi\u021bie,
\nba chiar c-a\u0219 fi cu el, \u00een opozi\u021bie…<\/p>\n

Nu \u021bi-a pl\u0103cut c\u0103 sunt prea emotiv,
\n\u0219i c\u0103 nu pot fi acel verb copulativ,
\nde care s\u0103 te po\u021bi sim\u021bi determinat\u0103
\ns\u0103-i stai al\u0103turi pentru fraza toat\u0103…<\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd ai plecat, nu \u021bi-a p\u0103sat defel,
\nai vrut neap\u0103rat s\u0103 te… conjugi cu el,
\n\u0219i n-ai putut g\u0103si un altfel de motiv,
\ndec\u00e2t acela c\u0103-s prea… acuzativ!<\/p>\n

C\u0103 uneori sunt mult prea reflexiv
\nde-a dreptul, ca un pronume posesiv,
\nc\u0103 n-am deloc acel curaj al afirm\u0103rii
\n\u0219i c\u0103 te-am pus sub semnul \u00eentreb\u0103rii…<\/p>\n

C\u0103 n-am avut vreo func\u021bie \u00een fraz\u0103,
\nprecum au avut \u0219i al\u021bii, mai de vaz\u0103,
\nc\u0103 nu te-am scos deloc \u00een lume,
\n\u0219i c\u0103 te-ai ales doar c-un pronume…<\/p>\n

Nici \u0103la demonstrativ de-apropiere,
\nba, te-ai ales \u0219i cu o calchiere,
\nde care nu mai scapi, \u0219i e\u0219ti nervoas\u0103
\n\u00eenc\u00e2t arunci cu epitetele prin cas\u0103…<\/p>\n

Eu te iubesc a\u0219a cum e\u0219ti, subiectiv\u0103,
\n\u0219i te g\u0103sesc \u00een continuare, completiv\u0103
\ndirect\u0103, \u0219i chiar \u021bi-am iertat trecutul,
\nmai ales partea aceea cu… b\u0103utul!…<\/p>\n

\u0218tiu c\u0103-s s\u0103rac, \u0219i c\u0103 s\u0103rac mi-e verbul,
\n\u00eens\u0103 m\u00e2ndria mea a fost mereu, adverbul
\n\u0219i-am fost la participiu, am fost \u0219i la supin,
\nba chiar \u0219i la gerunziu, \u00eens\u0103 numai pu\u021bin…<\/p>\n

Ce-a\u0219 mai putea s\u0103 fac s\u0103-\u021bi demonstrez
\nc\u00e2te cuvinte, \u00een fraze lungi s\u0103 mai a\u0219ez,
\nc\u0103ci firea-mi nu m\u0103 las\u0103 s\u0103 fiu imperativ
\nde\u0219i a\u0219 vrea s\u0103 fiu \u0219i eu mai… vocativ!<\/p>\n

N-ai \u00een\u021beles c\u0103 sunt un tip romantic,
\nnem\u00e2ng\u00e2iat, b\u0103t\u00e2nd c\u00e2mpii, semantic,
\nmereu \u00een c\u0103utarea sensului pierdut,
\n\u0219i cel considerat de tine, f\u0103r\u0103 atribut…<\/p>\n

Poate mai crezi c\u0103 sufletu-mi defunct
\nnu poate s\u0103 renun\u021be \u0219i s\u0103 pun\u0103 punct
\n\u0219i c\u0103 \u021bi-am fost mereu doar o extensie
\npe care ai \u021binut-o-n puncte de suspensie…<\/p>\n

Dar, timpuri ale verbului, s-or toarce,
\n\u0219i, p\u0103r\u0103sindu-l, la mine te-oi \u00eentoarce,
\nrug\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 s\u0103 ne unim \u00eentr-un discurs
\n\u00een murmur de cuvinte ce s-au scurs…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Gramatic\u0103 melodramatic\u0103 Tu, cea din fire prea melodramatic\u0103, \u0219i cu o grea obsesie pentru gramatic\u0103, dac\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi declaram amor cu<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":6643,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[317,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25324"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25324"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25324\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25325,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25324\/revisions\/25325"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6643"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25324"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25324"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25324"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}