{"id":25295,"date":"2026-01-17T23:44:33","date_gmt":"2026-01-17T20:44:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25295"},"modified":"2026-01-17T23:44:33","modified_gmt":"2026-01-17T20:44:33","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-aservea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25295","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Aservea"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>       Breasla&#8230;.<br \/>\n       Breslele. S-ar spune c\u0103 le apar\u021bin, de\u0219i distan\u021ba dintre mine \u0219i ele este ca de P\u0103m\u00e2nt la Lun\u0103. Coinciden\u021bele care m-au f\u0103cut membru sunt cumva bizare. Am fost de fiecare dat\u0103 omul nepotrivit la locul necuvenit. (M-am oprit din perindarea pe str\u0103zi \u0219i acoperi\u0219uri doar un moment.) \u0218i pentru c\u0103 meseria de tinichigiu este aici cea mai prezent\u0103&#8230;. Ce-am c\u0103utat s\u0103-mi pun mintea cu ea? <strong>Atinsei<\/strong> probabil punctul maxim de c\u0103ut\u0103ri \u00een acei ani. C\u00e2t vedeam \u0219i percepeam \u00eemprejur, toate c\u0103p\u0103taser\u0103 o limit\u0103. Nu mai reu\u0219ea nimic s\u0103 m\u0103 st\u00e2rneasc\u0103, s\u0103 m\u0103 incite, s\u0103-mi ofere un nou orizont. \u0218i din l\u00e2ncezeala \u00een care m\u0103 pr\u0103v\u0103lisem \u0219i <strong>at\u00e2rnam<\/strong> zi de zi, dup\u0103 toate c\u00e2te celelalte \u00eemi oferiser\u0103 \u0219i se epuizaser\u0103 \u0219i ele, m-am trezit \u00eentr-o zi interesat de meseria celor ce alung\u0103 ploaia de deasupra capetelor. \u00centr-at\u00e2t \u00eenc\u00e2t curajul \u0219i implicarea mea au fost dincolo de a\u0219tept\u0103ri. Credeam doar c\u0103 m\u0103 voi \u021bine de ea ca un slujba\u0219 con\u0219tiincios \u0219i nimic mai mult. Credeam c\u0103 \u00eenainte \u0219i dup\u0103 ce programul se va fi terminat m\u0103 voi \u00eentoarce la via\u021ba normal\u0103. M-am \u00een\u0219elat. Pu\u021bin c\u00e2te pu\u021bin m-a acaparat p\u00e2n\u0103 traiul meu de dincolo de ea, \u0219i nu numai, a r\u0103mas doar c\u00e2t s\u0103 dorm pu\u021bin, s\u0103 m\u0103 sp\u0103l la viteza ciclului militar de instruc\u021bie, s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nc pe fug\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 stau cumva stingher fa\u021b\u0103 de familie \u00een pu\u021binele clipe c\u00e2nd reu\u0219eam s\u0103 mai fim \u00eempreun\u0103. De la primele lucr\u0103ri eu \u0219i meseria am fost cei mai mari du\u0219mani. Pe&#8230; toate p\u0103r\u021bile&#8230; corpului. M\u0103 ura \u00eentr-at\u00e2t de tare c\u0103-mi l\u0103sa de fiecare date urme. Semne. Nu vrei, faci pe inabordabilul&#8230;. \u00centr-adev\u0103r. La \u00eenceputuri, \u0219i sunt c\u00e2\u021biva ani trecu\u021bi, abia dac\u0103 se lipea ciocanul de lemn de mine, abia dac\u0103 reu\u0219eam s\u0103 execut forfecarea tablei, f\u00e2\u0219ierea ei \u00een buc\u0103\u021bi mai mari sau mici cu totul, abia dac\u0103 aveam putere s\u0103 \u201eprovoc\u201d \u00eendoirea la 180 de grade cu fal\u021bul. S\u0103 ridic coamele, s\u0103 le las, s\u0103 le \u00eenchei? Aiurea. Eu \u00eensumi eram siderat de c\u00e2t de r\u0103u mergeau opera\u021biunile. C\u0103utasem solu\u021bii. Ciocanului \u00eei tot tatonam pozi\u021bia convenabil\u0103. F\u0103r\u0103 sor\u021bi de reu\u0219it\u0103. Se rotea la fiecare ridicare. \u0218i, de\u0219i \u00eel \u021bineam c\u00e2t de str\u00e2ns puteam &#8211; atunci chiar credeam c\u0103 str\u00e2ngerea era cea potrivit\u0103, cea mai cea, \u0219i m\u0103 \u00een\u0219elam -, palma neted\u0103, fin\u0103 se comporta ca un lag\u0103r. C\u00e2nd s\u0103 lovesc cuiul sau fal\u021bul cu partea potrivit\u0103, \u00een aer \u00ee\u0219i schimba fa\u021beta \u0219i nu de pu\u021bine ori nimeream degetele m\u00e2inii st\u00e2ngi. Dureri, t\u00e2nguiri \u0219i \u00eenjur\u0103turi din tot vocabularul popular vulgar. <strong>Auie\u0219ti<\/strong> de durere de se aude cale zece po\u0219te. Uneori nu mai aveam lacrimi de v\u0103rsat fiindc\u0103 glandele lacrimale <strong>asecar\u0103<\/strong>. C\u00e2nd am \u00eenceput s\u0103 \u00een\u021beleg c\u00e2t\u0103 for\u021b\u0103 este necesar\u0103 \u00een\u021bepenirii cozii \u00een aceea\u0219i pozi\u021bie, am \u00eent\u00e2mpinat alte neajunsuri. Lipsa de transpira\u021bie, la fel de rea ca formele proeminente din pielea palmei, face ni\u0219te b\u0103t\u0103turi&#8230;. Zemoase, coco\u0219ate ca spin\u0103rile c\u0103milelor, ustur\u0103toare dac\u0103 pielea nu rezist\u0103 suficient p\u00e2n\u0103 la auto dezumflarea lor cu unul dintre acele de siguran\u021b\u0103 de acas\u0103 sau loco cu un triunghi foarte ascu\u021bit \u00een v\u00e2rful A \u00eencropit cu foarfeca dintr-un rest de tabl\u0103. Le dai cep, \u021b\u00e2\u0219ne\u0219te lichidul de \u201efr\u00e2n\u0103\u201d \u0219i a\u0219tep\u021bi decorticarea \u00een timp. Cu durerile aferente. Foarfeca&#8230;. Dou\u0103 f\u0103lci, dou\u0103 m\u00e2nere, dou\u0103 p\u0103r\u021bi \u00eenfr\u0103\u021bite doar cu un \u0219urub. Nu \u0219i-ntre degetele \u0219i palma mea dreapt\u0103. Tr\u0103geam cu degetele mic \u0219i inelar, \u00eempingeam cu carpienele degetului mare f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 reu\u0219esc m\u0103car s\u0103 ciupesc pu\u021bin foaia de tabl\u0103. \u201eT\u0103ticule, ce are, bre, de nu vrea s\u0103 taie? Nu e ascu\u021bit\u0103?\u201d Ba bine c\u0103 nu. Cu carabla lui, f\u0103lcile forfecau tabla ca pe h\u00e2rtie. \u0218i m\u0103 f\u0103cea prost, m\u0103 f\u0103cea neputincios \u0219i chiar puturos. \u0218i nu eram \u00een niciunul dintre felurile \u00een\u0219irate. Doar c\u0103 nu prinsesem \u0219pilul. Da, nu aveam for\u021b\u0103. Degetele mele drepte \u00eenc\u0103 pl\u0103teau tribut arcu\u0219ului, pozi\u021biei crispate, \u00een\u021bepenite, necesar\u0103. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Breasla&#8230;. Breslele. S-ar spune c\u0103 le apar\u021bin, de\u0219i distan\u021ba dintre mine \u0219i ele este ca de P\u0103m\u00e2nt la Lun\u0103. 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